Time with Bob Boudelang
Our Great President Is Saying Is 'Give War A Chance!'"
September 20, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
What a tragedy this is for the entire world including the
Middle of the East! Just a day after Our Great President told
the United Nations that Sodom Husane had to admit the arms
inspectors or there would be war, Sodom Husane agreed to admit
the arms inspectors to avoid war?
Could there be any clearer evidence of the dishonest treachery
and treacherous dishonesty of this evil tyrant? Clearly he
knows in advance that the arms inspectors will not find any
evidence of his weapons of mass distraction. That is not because
George W. was lying when he said he had that evidence, which
he will not show anyone, including the UN. That is because
he is treacherous and dishonest.
I was so proud of the way George W. stood up before the UN
that I put this picture up at the barbershop. And would you
believe, some terrorist sympathizer vandalized it while I
was at lunch and yes I really did eat something? Thank goodness
Secret Service Agent Brown was there getting his haircut at
You or I or anyone with half a brain would be discouraged
at the threat of looming peace but not Our Great President,
I am glad to say. Instead he said that what Sodom did was
just a ploy which it is. And we are a nation that will not
be ployed with!
Ari Fleischer, who is a Jew but almost as good as if he was
"He has a history of playing rope-a-dope with the world."
But George W. will not be fooled and will keep on punching
as hard as he can.
As Our Great President has said, "There's an old saying in
Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, fool
me once, shame on...shame on you...fool me...you can't get
fooled again." Who can argue with that? Not me! I could not
have said it better myself.
Even our allies in Germany have taken notice of Our Great
Presidentıs popular tactics and have compared
George W. to one of their countryıs leaders of the past.
But still the Dumbocrats refuse to knuckle under like all
patriotic Americans should and continue to spread their gloomy
agenda of tolerance, progress and fiscal sanity.
And Congress has had the ordasity to actually hold hearings
about the September 11 attacks instead of just excepting that
they are all Bill Clintonıs fault. After all, who was ex-president
at the time? Arrest my case!
Instead they are announcing that the CIA is refusing to explain
what they told the White House last summer. Like there is
anything to hide beyond all the warning memos and the Bush
familyıs business with the Bin Ladens, and who cares about
that? That is just blood over the damn, as far as patriots
like me and Ann Coulter care.
Meanwhile, I am very disappointed that there has not been
more excitement over the Orange Alert! Mr. Munchino seems
to think that it was all some fake instead of a serious response
to the warnings that were just like the other ones that George
W. said he didnıt get and why do not people believe that?
He will not keep the barbershop door locked (Mr. Munchino,
not Our Great President) and he seems to think just anybody
should be allowed to get their hair cut without having to
sign a loyalty oath or being fingerprinted and D and A tested.
You would think he would except the help of a patriot and
war veteran, but you would be wrong. "Pipe down, stupid,"
he advises when I make a helpful suggestion along those lines.
And the Daisyview Trailer Park might as well be Bayroot or
Cobble the way security is fragrantly neglected. There is
no camoflodge netting and no guided missiles, although I know
a guy who could probably get us one that I met at the Great
American Patriot Heartland Values Survivalist Expo and Gun
Show of God (which was not a crackpot bunch of white supremacists
and malicious despite what the LIEberals at the local paper
made it sound like).
But the Demoncrats continue to try to distract voters from
our Great Presidentıs war of liberation where he will save
the Iraqi people from the tyrant that oppresses them by dropping
bombs on them. Yes the stock market is in the 7,000ıs now
but you cannot prove that the tax cut had anything to do with
that so do not even try.
Instead let us join together and give war a chance. As Thomas
Jefferson probably said, "the blood of patriot guns cries
out for the sons of liberty to sacrifice." It is time for
American kids to take up the mantle so that patriots like
Dick Cheney and Ken Lay can keep their assets safe in the
Cayman Islands. That is what America is all about.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is not some
sort of nutcase despite what the LIEberals at the barber shop
say behind his back when they do not realize he is keeping
an eye on them. So much for the politics of personal destruction.
You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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