Time with Bob Boudelang
"Time Magazine Has Some Nerve Printing the Truth About
August 9, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
we see the ugly hatred of the Marxist lapdog vicious yellow
journalism lackie leftist press for ordinary working people
like Our Great President! Time magazine has had the nerve
to "print" a story
showing how George W. stopped the plan to attack Osama Bin
Laden before September 11th instead of telling Americans why
we ought to attack Sodom Husane next. It is almost like they
"care" more for truth than for the next great war.
By now we have all forgot about Osama Bin Laden except to
show how Bill Clinton is responsible and now this! Besides,
the plan Clinton had was only to roll back Alkaheeda and not
destroy it, and even though George W. did not do anything
to destroy it and only discussed it twice
in the first 100 meetings. You cannot prove that is because
of any deal with the Bin Laden family, either.
If this is allowed, next thing you know the press will be
discussing what is going on with the war in Afghanistan that
no-one wants to know about. And then we will be bogged down
talking about missing
top secret information and innocent casualties
instead of focusing on what is important, like why Al Gore
It has got me down to the point where I can hardly stir during
the day, and not because I am a lazy drunk but do to concern
for the direction this country is taking, as anyone who knows
me would tell you if the rent wasn't late.
Not even Our Great President meeting with the rescued coal
minors cheered me up, although it could of if Mrs. Rosenfeld
had let me watch it on television, and I wish you would tell
Our Great President said "Spirit of America" 11
times in 13 minutes, which he had to do because they could
not get him a backdrop.
"Before their against-all-hope rescue, they made a pact to
live or die as a group, shared one meager sandwich and huddled
to stay warm. It is that spirit that's going to prevail in
the big challenges we face around the world," George W. said.
"It is the determined spirit of America and our optimism and
our ability to solve problems, which will help us deal with
the economic downturn."
I hope it will help investors and Wall Street to think of
as trapped underground and banging on a rock for help. I know
the rest of us feel that way thanks to George W. and his honesty
I was pleased to see also that the great people of Mississippi
were happy to welcome Our Great President without asking about
Harken or Enron or Time Magazine. "There is no more easy money,"
them, and that is true because now WorldCom is under investigation
and great Republicans like Chip Picklefinger have to get half
a million dollars elsewhere. Chip is the nephew of Judge Picklefinger
who was unfairly rejected by DemocRats just because he refused
to be PC and condemn some innocent cross burning.
I had put a picture
that I cut out of the newspaper of George W with a young admirer
in Mississippi on my trailer door, and you would not believe
it, but some evil socialist LIEberal who came all the way
from the bus terminal to spy on me defaced it like this.
So I went and got another picture from the paper and it was
not me who broke the machine either. And would you believe
it, they did it again.
Fortunately, Secret Service Agent Brown was right there on
the spot, as he is still keeping an eye on Mrs. Rosenfeld.
He had her under surveillance until late at night all this
week. I would tell you what he found out about her subversive
connections, but the dog will not let me near the flowerbed.
In leftist California, Our Great Vice President was speaking
when some leftist bent on the politics of personal destruction
yelled "Cheney is a corporate crook." Really! Who could possibly
think such a thing just because he changed the accounting
at Halliburton to report money held back by angry customers
as if he got paid and did not tell investors how much money
was owed on asbestos. Those were honest mistakes.
No, Our Great Vice President was not avoiding William Simon,
the great Republican who will be the next governor because
Californios will overlook his $78 million fraud conviction.
I am sure the money Dick Cheney raised with his speech will
get to Simon under the table. Besides, the person who won
the case was a pot smuggler, and who are California voters
more likely to sympathize with, someone who sold marijuana,
or the poor billionaire and his high priced law firm who were
bamboozled by him?
Meanwhile, who did not breed a sty of relief because that
great patriot Bob Barr was not shot when the gun he was playing
with went off. I guess it shows gun-grabbing liberals and
moderates that they were wrong to slam the Natural Rifle Association
and Charlatan Heston. If not for the NRA's gun safety lessons
Bob Barr might of left it locked in a closet instead of knowing
to pick it up while it had bullets in it. Take that, Sarah
I also am glad to report I got a e-mail at the library where
I am too allowed in, that said.
to go Bob!
lousy LIEbruls doesn't like it here, why the hell don't
they just go back to America! They never answer that one
Bob! 'Cause they're scared too, like any patriot would
hey! Would a real patriot refuse to kiss Fearless Leader's
hand? Isn't it time Congress showed him some proper respect?
I was very happy and wrote back
getting as bad as communist Sweden here. Next thing you
know, some extremists will want to put patriots like Ken
Lay (who is Ann Richards fault anyway) in jail.
remember, if Enron had not given George W. millions of
dollars last November, the votes in Florida might of been
counted and then we would have Al Gore for president and
be suffering under the weight of the surplus. Instead
we have the Bush economic miracle and a war with Iraq
for no reason.
Fight! Fight! I'll be right here, cheering!
And so let us hope that America soon forgets all about the
economy and why there is no September 11 investigation and
supports Our Great President as he stays here and send our
troops to Iraq, no matter what everybody in the world says.
I'll be here, constant as the Northern Star, since the wheel
fell off the trailer when I moved in.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team member who is too really
looking for a job and knows the Clinton economy is the reason
he looks like he isn't. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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