Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Is Not An Idiot For Announcing Publicly
He Has a Secret Plan For Iraq, So There!"
June 21, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's
It is good to see that Our Great President is serious about
the War on Terror. Not that he wasn't not serious when he
was ignoring all those warnings last summer, but now he is
very serious. And I mean it.
One proof of this is that he has announced he has a plan
for the CIA to secretly topple Sodom Husane and remove him
from his palace in Baghdad and maybe even kill him. And despite
what Mrs. Rosenfeld and other LIEberals say, there is nothing
dumb about announcing this secret plan in public.
After all, James Bond does not do his secret agent work in
secret, but goes around telling everyone he is Bond James
Bond. So what is wrong with Bush George W. Bush I ask you?
And yes, the Kurds say they will not
go along with it, just because Our Great Father of the
President stabbed them in the back during Desert Storm, which
was a Democrap Socialist lie and I am surprised they fell
for it. Well they will feel different when George W. starts
raining bombs on them, I can tell you.
Let's face it, Husane is an unelected tyrant who jails his
own citizens by whim and threatens war with the rest of the
Meanwhile, Our Great President is absolutely correct to throw
out the Constitution and keep the people he says are terrorists
from being put on trial. After all, as he says, terrorists
hate us because we have freedom. If we get rid of it, they
will not hate us any more.
But that will not stop the war, I am happy to say. Already
we are fighting in the Phillipines, although killing the hostage
we were rescuing was not our fault. Not even the British
leaving Afghanistan is discouraging to Our Great President,
who knows about fighting against odds and the military. After
all, he got into the Texas Air National Guard, even though
he was barely qualified and there were hundreds of applicants
ahead of him. And while he was there, he kept the Viet Cong
out of Happy Hour. And you cannot prove otherwise, despite
what the newspaper articles about AWOL in Alabama say.
And who is not happy to see that George W. has drawn
a line in the sand against whiny crybaby disabled veterans?
This is a time of national sacrifice, and disabled veterans
must go without retirement pay if we are to have fiscal discipline.
Otherwise we run the risk of taxes against the rich and powerful.
But George W. will wisely veto the bill and the wealthy millionaires
and billionaires who make this country what it is today can
go on moving their assets overseas without fear.
And yet we still have to fear the evil influence of Slick
Willy Klintoon. It was tragic how the leftist yellow dog liberal
media punjabs all neglected the $19,000 in actual damage to
the White House that was actual vandalism just because there
was no evidence that it was more than normal wear and tear,
and instead focused on the $200,000 the investigation cost.
Let us be honest here, the blame for that $200,000 belongs
to Clintoon and no one else. If he had stood up and said "Yes,
I am the scum of the earth and should be in jail," we would
not have had to have the investigation. But he did not have
the guts to do that, and so now the whole country thinks that
there is no evidence of his wrongdoing again.
And now there are no charges in Pardongate again.
Slick Willy has depended his whole life on legal technicalities
like "no evidence" and "impeached doesn't mean guilty." It
is unfair after all that money is spent and not wasted that
there are no charges. Who is not outraged, I ask you? Not
Meanwhile Deputy Slick Willie Jack of the Republican Team
Leaders, has sent me a e-mail about how "Democrats have launched
a scare campaign regarding Republican solutions for prescription
drugs and Social Security."
However he cannot fool me. I know that Our Great Secretary
of the Treasury Paul O'Neill has announced
that Our Great President will get rid of Medicare and Social
Security all together. It is time that our elderly and sick
pulled their own weight instead of dragging down the rest
of us, especially the rich. And I have written the newspapers
to tell them so.
Enclosing, let us shed a tear for Donald Rumfilled as he
lost $60,000 as he was selling
his stocks for up to $91 million. It is a tragedy that
he was deprived of even a penny which he has worked so hard
to earn through insider deals and having the right friends.
I am getting up a fund to reimburse him. I hope you will send
me a contribution, which I will too send to him, so stop saying
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who really would
pass along the money he collected if he ever got any, and
you cannot prove it if he didn't. You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org
or come down to the bus station.
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