Time with Bob Boudelang
"Hooray! Our Jenius President Has Caught A Puerto Rican
Middle Eastern Terrorist!"
June 14, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's
Now if you have half a mind like me you would think that
even Democrap Socialists would be happy with Our Great President
Bush and get down on their knees and cave in. But they do
not have the guts to do so. Instead they are quibbling because
the Middle Eastern terrorist the Bush administration has foiled
single-handedly is named Jose and is from Chicago.
Well so what? If anything this shows that in these days of
PC correctivism from the hysterical left that there is something
to be said for good old racial profiling. After all, who would
have thought someone of Puerto Rican descent would be as dangerous
as any Arab? Nobody but someone who cannot tell them apart
because they look alike. Like me and George W. Bush, but mostly
If you stop every dark-skinned person it is not just a way
to get out of doing real work, so stop saying that. It is
Perhaps this means that Mr. Hernandez-Garcia down at the
bus station will be taken away and held forever without trial,
like Jose will be. We can only hope so. After all, what is
the point of living in a free country if the government has
no right to make people disappear?
Then finally we can get rid of the tyranny of affirmative
action and get back to the America the way it is supposed
to be when those people know their place. And that is not
racism but common sense, so stop saying that.
And no, the kid who was actually blowing up mailboxes in
the Midwest did not get that treatment. But he is a white
Christian and besides only a few people were injured.
And he was using clean bombs where as Jose was planning to
use a dirty bomb. Which is much worse than actual clean bombs
even if Jose did not have a bomb and the mailbox kid did actually
have a bomb. Get that straight!
A dirty bomb would have destroyed everyone and Washington,
in Washington DC, which makes that shadow government idea
a good thing after all. I think we all owe a debt of thanks
and gratefulness to our Great Attorney General Ashcroft for
explaining exactly what a dirty bomb is and how to build one.
And yes they had arrested Jose a month ago and not announced
it until this week but that was just a coincidence. It does
not mean that the Homely Cabinet Secretary of Security plan
is a disaster, so stop saying that. It represents many months
of work in secret and was not just slapped together at the
last minute to divert peopleís attention from Colleen Rowley
testifying in public, who anyway did not say that Bush and
Bin Laden were in cahoots. Not that she had any proof, either.
Or that anyone was worried that she might.
And this does not mean that Homely Director of Security Tom
Ridge was a failure, so do not ask what he did with the $19
billion he spent but letís instead salute him for a job well
done without prying into what it was.
In fact the Homely Cabinet Secretary of Security plan is
a work of jenius. Sure the new secretary, whoever he is (and
no, Tom Ridge has not been fired yet), will not be running
the FBI and CIA but as everybody knows, those two agencies
are just fine as they are. And no, he wonít be in charge of
the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, but then what
do guns and explosives have to do with terrorism I ask you?
And yes they eliminated
Livermore Labs where important research is done due to clerical
error but let me ask you, are you so perfect? Everybody makes
a mistake now and then, whether it is not classifying spy
or accidentally flushing a Racing Form down the menís room
toilet which they cannot prove it was me.
So it has been a week of triumph for good white Christian
people everywhere. First Colon Powell was put back in his
for speaking out of tune on whether the Palestinians would
have a state as George W. once said but then took back again.
However, Colon Powell is not an uppity black person like some
would be and so he will go on eating in the kitchen with Concertina
Rice without a murmur.
And Donald Rumfilled has completely settled the dangerous
situation over Cashmere between India and Pakistan. It was
a clever way he did it too and I bet they are glad to have
a white person show them how.
In India he announced
that Pakistan had let Alkaheeda terrorists into Cashmere,
and then in Pakistan he said the Alkaheeda were not
in Cashmere. Wala! Another problem solved, just like I or
George W would have done it. And the world is a little bit
safer if you donít count the fighting that broke out again.
Meanwhile here at home, can you believe the obstructionapulist
Democrats had the nerve to block the bill which would have
eliminated million dollar inheritance taxes forever? Now you
and I will have to worry for the rest of our lives that if
we inherit a million dollars or more in ten years we might
have to pay taxes. It could happen, and then what?
Something must be done or otherwise we will go on having
every proposal Bush makes to get rid of environmental laws
or help companies move overseas for tax purposes blocked at
one madmanís wim. And you know who I mean, too.
It is almost too bad he did not get anthrax, which you cannot
prove George W. had anything to do with. There was nothing
suspicious about Our Great President secretly taking Cipro
on September 11th a week before there was ever an anthrax
attack. After all, when the attacks started on September 18,
I bet we would of all have been glad he took it if we had
known about it and not of asked how he had known in advance
there was going to be an attack.
And are you not glad that Our Great President and his staff
have spent so much time screening
lobbyists for Democrap contamination, or arguing paragraph
by paragraph about how unfair
it was that the General Accounting Office refused to admit
that Slick Willie Klintoon had vandalized the White House
just because they could not find any evidence? With so much
real work to do, who can blame them for not connecting any
dots? Let us get our priorities straight!
So enclosing let us have more racial profiling and fewer
rights to keep people like you and me, especially me, safe.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who thinks a little
racial profiling does not mean you can prove anyone is a lazy
bigot. You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org
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