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"At Last We Have A President Who Ignores Warnings And
June 7, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's
At last we see the shining jenius of Our Great President
George W. Bush and that is for sure. He refused to panic last
August when he was warned that Osama Bin Laden might attack,
but went on calmly with his vacation doing nothing. And now
he has refused to pay any attention to the report that says
global warming is man-made and will do nothing to stop it.
A lesser president would have done something, but not Our
George. And it is not because he is stupid, or crooked, or
incompetent, so stop saying that!
Don't you think that if it was public knowledge that George
W. knew exactly what was going to happen that then he would
have done something to protect American lives? Of course,
you cannot prove that he knew exactly what was going to happen,
so do not even try.
And that is why there is no need for a public investigation
to find out why the fighter planes were not sent up after
the hijacked planes on September 11, or why the Bin Laden
family were sent out of the country after the attacks before
the cops could talk to them, or why someone rewrote Colleen
Rowley's memo. We are better off not knowing these things
and just trusting in this man that some of the Supreme Court
And do not forget that another attack is inevitable, although
not because the Administration is in on it. We must be alert
and stay on guard. Otherwise we might become pray to terrorists
who would blow
up a power plant in
Florida or attack
public officials in
I am doing my part, even if Mrs. Rosenfeld has her vicious
attack dog on patrol.
He has to sleep sometime, you would think, but you would
be a fool. He starts yipping every time I come out of my trailer,
even when I am nowhere near the flower bed, which was not
And now Our Great President is going to reorganize the government
to make it even more efficient in the fight against terrorists,
which he would have done even if the cover-up fell apart,
which there wasn't one. Wala!
Yes, he originally said back last fall that Homely Director
of Security Tom Ridge would handle all that stuff, but now
all that stuff is really going to be handled, not like back
last fall when it was not. Which does not mean he was lying
months ago when he appointed that Homely Director of Security
Tom Ridge. Get that straight!
Of course Our Great President is also ignoring the report
saying global warming is manmade, just like he did the terrorism
warning, only he is not on vacation this month although do
not ask what he is doing as I am sure it is important.
Anyway it is too late to do anything about global warming,
which is not the Republicans fault. If we had rushed ahead
doing something as the Democrap Socialists claimed, we would
have no global warming and then where would we be? Change
is inevitable, which is why we will not do it.
We will not sign the Yoyo Treaty and that is that. So what
if everybody else does? George W. said they would either be
with us or against us, and now they are.
It is clear that the so called envirowhackos and treehuggers
are really anti-capitalism. Tom Sowell calls them "watermelons"
but not because he is black. He means that they are green
outside but red inside. Hahahahaha! They will only be happy
when we have the horror of renewable energy and conservation.
George W. will not do anything, and that is why 99% of Americans
will follow him blindly, as the polls say. Amen to that.
However, not all is impeachment and cream. I see my old nem-as-is
Jack "Slick Willy" Oliver is back to sabotage the Republican
Team Leaders again. Just the other day I got this e-mail at
the library, where I am too allowed in.
Democrat election year scare campaign has officially begun.
Democrats are using gimmicks in states across the country
to make inaccurate statements about the Republican's prescription
drug plan and work to save Social Security.
are arranging press conferences where they launch bus
trips to Canada with senior citizens and using empty pill
bottles as props for their attacks. It is ironic that
they have chosen empty pill bottles when they have only
offered empty promises and baseless attacks on such important
the Washington Times recently exposed the Democrat attacks.
In an email conversation among Capitol Hill Democrats,
a staff member admitted that their claims against Republicans
on Social Security were not "entirely factually accurate."
As the discussion continued, it was admitted that their
strategy is to scare seniors and to simply "bash Republicans."
Democrat's baseless scare campaign will be coming to your
community - if it hasn't already. As a leader in your
community we need you to watch for these false, partisan
attacks and make sure your team spreads the word that
this is just part of the Democrat's election year plan.
Rather than offering solutions, they are just offering
more partisan rhetoric.
Republican National Committee
It really boils my parsnip to read this. Why is he not talking
about what a good idea it is for old people to put their Social
Security number in investments like NASCAR collector plates
or Enron stock which will only gain in value, instead of worthless
guaranteed returns? Why is he not talking about what a good
idea it is to keep 94% of those lazy good-for-nothing seniors
from scoring low-cost prescriptions at the expense of hardworking
folks like Ken Lay and me?
This is because Deputy Jack is a certain person whose initals
are Klintoon. He WANTS the Republicans to point out what DemocRats
are up to rather than focusing on our own great plan to have
mandatory prayer in public school or to invade the International
Criminal Court in the Netherworld.
He also said...
Leaders, earn 5 GOPoints when you complete an Action Item
and earn 10 GOPoints for each Team Member who upgrades to
Leader status. Click here to encourage your Members to upgrade.
...which sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. It is time somebody
got to the bottom of this. And that bottom just might be me.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is not "fooled"
by Deputy Jack, you bet. You can send him an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
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