Time with Bob Boudelang
"Bush's Trip to Europe Was Not An Embarrassing Disaster
For America So Stop Saying That!"
May 31, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
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here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's
What a triumph this week was for Our Great President as he
went to Europe and Russia! Which he was not a public embarrassment
to this great country of his, so stop saying that! Yes, he
did not get Germany and France to agree to attack Sodom Husane
with us, but that is not a failure. Anyway, I am sure they
will be laughing out of the other side of their necks over
there when George W. rescues the people of Iraq from oppression
by dropping bombs on them.
He met his good soul friend Pudding of Russia, who he calls
Pooty-Poot, and they signed a historic treaty about not getting
rid of nuclear bombs together but keeping them safe where
terrorists would only be able to get their hands on them through
stealing them or bribing somebody. But at least he did not
get rid of the bombs, and that is the important thing to remember.
He also met with Premiere Shroder of Germany and President
Shrek of France. Who was not proud of the way he stood up
to that reporter who had the nerve to ask the President of
France a question in French! "Very good, the guy memorizes
four words, and he plays like he's intercontinental. I'm impressed.
Que bueno. Now I'm literate in two languages," said Our Great
President, and the entire world probably laughed with him,
not at him. At least that is my theory.
George W. also met the Pope but he did not call him Popey-Ope.
That is just something Mrs. Rosenfeld says to be funny, which
she is not. George W. met with the Pontoon to discuss the
problem the Catholic Church is having with child molesting,
and I am sure he told the Pope to deny everything and question
the faith of anyone who criticizes. It is what Our Great Vice
President Dick Cheney would say.
Speaking of Our Great Vice President, it is a shame how LIEberals
and Democraps are trying to tar and nicotine him over the
problems of Halliburton. Yes, when he was president there,
Halliburton reported money it was not being paid by angry
customers as actual
profits. But if they were really reported as losses instead,
would the company have been a success? I ask you? However,
no one can prove that Dick Cheney is responsible, although
that is not why he is hiding. The SEC is sending out subpeenas,
but fortunately Harvey Pits is in charge over there. He is
a friend of Ivan Boesky and understands how misunderstandings
And once again Our Great Attorney General John Ashcroft is
making the eagle sore. Now he and Robert Mueller who you cannot
prove knows anything are going to reorganize the FBI so it
will actually go after terrorists instead of helping them.
But they are not doing it now because the cover-up fell apart,
so stop saying that. However, do not think this will make
us safe. As Dick Cheney and Donald Rumfilled and others have
said, another terrorist attack from Alkaheeda in America is
not a question of if but when, although not because they are
in on it.
But that does not mean that the Bush Administration is useless,
or that the statements they made saying Alkaheeda was destroyed
and that Bin Laden was margarinealized were lies. Do not even
think that. I think all patriotic Americans such as me can
see there is absolutely no need to have a past blue ribbon
investigation just because the warnings weren't followed up
and the alerts are no help and the administration says it
cannot protect the country.
Besides, what if we have a commission and it keeps our fighting
men in Afghanistan from killing terrorist women
and children or hundred-year-old
terrorist villagers. What will we do then? Thank goodness
we have a Homely Director of Security who is not hiding from
Congress so he doesn't have to explain where the $19 billion
he spent so far went. Otherwise we would have to worry about
constant alerts and the threat of terrorism, as Dick Cheney
says. However, thanks to Tom Ridge's color system, we can
see that the entire Administration is yellow! Who does not
feel more confident about public safety just looking at Tom
I was so excited about the European triumph of Our Great
President that I wrote another song. This one is to the tune
of "Feelings." I put it up on my locker with a swell picture
from the newspaper of Our Great President and Colon Powell
arriving in Rome, but sad to say, as you can see some DemocRat
George W. Bush
You did us proud in Europe
And they were happy to see you
If you don't count the protestors
Yes they yelled at you in Parliament
But you just kept on reading
Like a bump on a log
Woh woh woh
Your friend is Pooty-Poot
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it,
And now we have a treaty
To store away the nukes.
Secret Service Agent Brown almost caught the vandle this
time, as the magic marker was still warm. I told him that
it was a shame because I thought that this song was even better
than last weeks song was. I can do the "Woh woh woh" part
without hurting my throat as I did on "A-a-a-a-a-ah!" He laughed
Since I got my own e-mail account, I have really gotten into
hyperspace, and I am proud to say I have gotten many fine
e-mails from readers which shows I have legitimate business
in the library, despite what they say.
I got an e-mail from a reader with her own website who said:
president will betray you. If you want to save the 2nd Amendment
you had better read the truth in my historically accurate
and internationally acclaimed magazine that is only on my
Web site because otherwise, you will be a gonner. I have
supporters of all political denominations from ultra right
wing to communist because they know that I publish the truth
and I will fight for our right to protect ourselves with
a hand gun.
US government has lowered the visitor counter on my site
by thousands of hits in an attempt to fool people into thinking
that there is not that much interest in my site. Moreover,
my prototypes were stolen by the US government in an attempt
to prevent this information and empowerment from reaching
the world. Send the Demand pages (4) together to the Speaker
of the House in the snail mail for privacy and safety. To
force the Congress to impliment the Demands, boycott the
states in which you don't live for vacation. If you are
outside the US, boycott the whole country for vacation and
any products you don't need. Tell the multinationals that
you are so they will get angry and abandon Bush. Tell your
whole Address Book. Boycotts require a lot of people to
be successful. This one is for life itself and the beginning
of peace too.
In peace and solidarity,
by the International Biographical Centre, Cambridge, England
Let There Be Peace on Earth and Let It Begin With Me!
I wrote back saying:
should be ashamed of saying that about Our Great President
who cares so much about guns that he is protecting the second
amendment rights of terrorists themselves.
right of people to bare arms shall not be in fringe" are
the greatest words ever written. If the Founding Fathers
had meant the second amendment to refer to state militias,
they would have put something in the amendment about it.
You should Thank God (which Al Gore would have banned) that
we have a president who cares more for gun nuts like you
and I than normal people.
I agree with your words, "Let There Be Peace on Earth and
Let It Begin With Me!" In fact, I think anyone who disagrees
should be shot dead.
I have supporters all over the world who praise me up one
side and down the other. Quite a few of them have forwarded
my messages to thousands of people.
your president, not mine. I have a file as long as a street
on his dishonesty. Even my friends who voted for him learned
that he betrayed NRA and one of my supporters knows that
Bush would take away our 2nd Amendment rights in a heartbeat
if he could. That's why that ultra right wing conservative
support my work.
up America. The terrorists are us.
peace and solidarity,
Which really boiled my carrot! I wrote back and said:
kind of DemocRAT Socialist would dare to question Our Great
President's loyalty on guns? Anyone who looks at him with
half a mind like you and me knows that he is a person who
cares more for guns and gun rights than for ordinary working
else would he keep the so-called gun show loophole open
even though terrorists buy guns there. It is because he
knows that the Second Amendment has nothing to do with security
or a state militia. Wake up and smell the coffin.
Republican Team Leader
And she STILL wrote back and said:
fully awake Bob. It's the vast majority of the American
people who aren't. I get "WAKE UP AMERICA" from foreigners
who see the handwriting on the wall too all the time.
need to read your nation's accurate history that I have
given to you for free. An ultra right wing conservative
invited me to be on their board. Trouble is, their board
wanted to do the same underhanded crap that the elite organizations
are doing so I said, "thanks, but no thanks."
he must have read my magazine or he understands what I am
all about because I told him that there are a bunch of democrats
I would like to rid ourselves of too; so, he decided to
support my work. Would you like his Email address so you
can converse with him to see why he supports my work? I'll
be happy to give it to you.
peace and solidarity,
This time I wrote back and said:
do not have time to converse with every Tom, Dick and Fahey
as my work at the bus terminal scraping gum off the floor
keeps me pretty busy. You need to join the 99% of Americans
who polls say will do whatever Our Great President wants
without asking questions, as I have.
John Patrick Henry said "Give me liberty or give me death!"
he meant with guns. You know it, I know it and George W.
knows it too. Wala!
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you have all that money, please send me $1,000 first to
show you really are my friend. I need to get the wheel fixed
on my trailer that fell off. I also want to buy a photo
of the Divine Moment of George W. Bush
Mrs. Boudelang did not raise any fools, if you do not count
Earl who is in the county home. I also got this email.
This is a nice game This game is my first work. You're the
first player. I wish you would enjoy it
You are it
And another reader writes:
you ever post on the FreeRepublic web site? I think it would
be interesting to see how you are received over there
I thought I WAS on Free Republic. You mean I am not?
But to some up, yes there is real danger to this great country,
but not because Our Great President is incompetent or drunk.
That was jet lag and you cannot prove otherwise so do not
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who can sing
like a bird. You can send him an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
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