Time with Bob Boudelang
"Our Great President Is Worth $150 Everyday So Stop Saying
The Hijacking Was His Fault Even Though He Knew In Advance"
May 17, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,with this week's
At last we see the desperation and frothing hysteria of lying
Democrap Socialists coming out like Mrs. Rosenfeld's Pomeranian
to yap at Our Great President's ankles. And yes it is a little
dog but do not be fooled. It is as mean as Cujo! See for yourself.
But I am not afraid of it any more than Our Great President
is afraid of this new slander and inyourwindow. After all
it is only because the Democraps know they have no real issues
that this is coming out.
The economy has improved from The Clinton Recession which
every one knows is not George W.'s fault even though it happened
when he took office. Yes unemployment is climbing but that
is actually healthy.
And yes, the surplus is gone and the deficit is twice as
big as Bush said but that is not his fault. Lucky George hit
the trifecta. And Republicans are not laughing at other Americans
when George W. says that and they all laugh. They are laughing
WITH other Americans. Cannot you see the humor in that?
Some people obviously cannot. They have the nerve to criticize
our Great President for selling pictures of himself aboard
Air Force One for $150. Well, listen, if it was all right
for Bill Clinton to put campaign contributors in the Lincoln
Bedroom when Rush Limbaugh and Matt Drudge and Sean Hammilty
and Bill O. Reilly and Ann Coulter said it was wrong, how
is this any different except for being all right? I ask you.
Could the hippocracy be any plainer?
And then when that turned out not to be a scandal except
on TV and in the papers they came up with this story that
Bush got a memo telling him there was going to be hijackings
and did nothing.
Imagine the nerve of someone telling the truth about Our
Great President instead of giving him the benefit of the doubt.
After all, the memo probably did not spell out exactly what
was going to happen. Did you expect him to interrupt his vacation
to do something?
And yes, he covered it up for eight months, but there is
nothing wrong with that. Look at the fuss it has caused now
that it has come out in the dirty laundry. If it had perhaps
we American as a great nation of ours might have got distracted.
Then we would not have had the war on terrorism which has
been highly successful except for not getting Bin Laden or
Chic Omar. And even then they have been margerine-alyzed so
it is okay. Our Great President vowed "Osama Bin Laden dead
or alive!" And now he is.
But it was covered up and so we have a war and a president
who polls show everybody loves and would do whatever he says.
That is worth a measly $150.
Of course I have not got $150 right at the moment, but I
went to the library (I am too allowed in there) and printed
out a copy of the picture of the Divine Moment. I hung it
on my locker at the bus terminal, and you would not believe
it but some Demoncrat LIEberal vandalized it like this:
I am proud to say that my friend Secret Service Agent Brown
was right on the spot and even had brought a sample of the
magic marker so he could compare it and find the culprit.
He also suggested I get another copy after I tore it down.
I went and got one and hung it up, and would you believe
someone did it again!
Well, as Secret Service Agent Brown will tell you, I am no
quitter and neither is he. I tore that one down and hung up
another. And some DemocRAT who coddles terrorists struck again.
I am made of the same stuff that our patriot forefathers
were when they met the redcoats at Little Big Horn, and so
I tore it down and went and got another. And once again the
picture of Our Great President was struck by some Human Rights
I don't even get THAT one. And this time Secret Service Agent
Brown almost caught him, too. I asked him for some quarters
so I could get another copy, but he told me he is saving up
for his own Divine Moments photo. He laughed aloud with happiness
at the thought of having his own copy.
Besides, Mr. Hernandez-Garcia was shouting in Spanish because
a toilet overflowed and flooded the men's room.
So remember, George W. Bush is Our Great President and was
too really elected, no matter what the voters said. His Divine
Moments are certainly worth $150. And even if he knew beforehand
and didn't do anything, he is still worth $150. And do not
let size fool you. Those Pomeranians are vicious attack dogs
who should be banned, not guns.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who has never let
getting shot in the ass by friendly fire in Grenada stop him.
You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org
which he can check at the library where he is too allowed
in. That is how rumors get started.
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