Time with Bob Boudelang
W. Bush Has Laid Down the Law to the Saudis and Not the Other
Way Around So Stop Saying That!"
May 3, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
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here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, kicking
the science with defiance with this week's rebuttal...
At last less bloodshed and sanity has returned to the Middle
of the East (if you don't count the massacre which was not
a massacre but just a lot of Palestinians killed) thanks to
Our Great President even if no one can say just how. That
was after Our Great President George W. Bush was visited by
Crown Prince Abdulla of Saudi Arabia. I remember Prince Abdulla
from years ago when he would wrestle Haystacks Calhoun, and
am glad to see him back in the limelight.
At the meeting, George W. certainly laid down the law to
the Prince and not the other way around. Certainly the Prince
would not have yelled at George W. for any reason, and Our
Great President and Our Great Father of the President, and
Our Great Vice President, and Concertina Rice and all the
rest of Our Great Administration are not in the pocket of
the Saudis. Do not even think it.
The Prince certainly did not yell at George even though he
looked like he was going to cry at the press conference he
held after the Prince left without waiting to ho at the hodown
like George's soul friend Pudding of Russia. Proof that there
was no yelling is that George W. immediately had a barbecue
for rich people to raise campaign funds where they did not
discuss how to cash in on what the prince said so stop saying
that. Then he went to California where he gave another great
speech to rich people and raised more money.
Another president would of immediately called in diplomats
and experts and actually done something about the Middle of
the East, but that is not Our Great President's way. Who is
not proud now? Everyone with half a brain like me certainly
is. Proud, I mean, not not proud.
Speaking of the Great Father of the President, he had a chance
to catch up with his old friend Prince Abdulla and he took
him on a tour of the Bush library. I do not know if they took
out any books or used the free computer, not that either one
would look for dirty pictures on the computer and neither
would I. Anyway they have that software in libraries now so
you cannot look for Hot Teen Steamers on the internet, not
that I did. Somebody told me that the libraries had that software
and I believe them. You would too I am sure.
The newspaper printed a fine picture of the two happy friends
talking about the good old days when they teamed up in the
Gulf War to overthrow Soddom Husane which they did not but
not because of any secret deal.
Unfortunately, I cut it out and pasted it on my locker at
work. You would not believe it, but Secret Service Agent Brown
again almost caught the evil Democrap Socialist who vandalized
it, and not with TP but with a magic marker Secret Service
Agent Brown had when I walked in.
Of course, he did not say a word but laughed good naturedly
and left. Secret Service Agent Brown is still keeping Mr.
Hernandez-Garcia under surveillance for the Valenzuelan flag
incident by playing chess with him in his office or having
drinks in the bus station bar where I am too allowed in but
choose not to patronize, so there. Once he gets that out of
the way, I am sure he will find out who the vandal is.
Meanwhile, of course the PC thought police are out enforce,
just because Our Great President and the Saudis told the air
traffic controllers not to have female air traffic controllers
on the Prince Abdulla flight. This takes the cake and eats
it too, folks! Why is it we must be tolerant when blacks and
the hispanish have jobs or buy houses, but it is wrong to
respect the wishes of an ally of ours in the war against terrorism?
What could show more clearly the hippocracy of liberals?
I told Mrs. Rosenfeld at the Daisyview Trailer Park that
too and she turned the hose on me. It is almost as bad as
communist Sweden over there.
She is all worked up over Our Great President not handing
out as much money to the September 11 victims as he was supposed
to, because he suddenly changed
the rules from when Clintoon gave out aid after earthquakes
and other disasters. What does she think rules are changed
for if not that? Besides, if we just give out money to those
people they will never work for themselves. You may scoff,
but you will be laughing out of the other side of your neck
when we run out of money and the Demoncrats start chanting
hysterically about taxing rich people's inheritances again.
She is working up a letter writing campaign about it with
her comrades from the synagog, and calling talk shows on the
radio to complain, which you cannot prove I did not find out
about from listening to the radio, if it still worked. Those
could of been anyone's footprints in the flowerbed, and besides
did not Our Great Attorney General and Our Homely Director
of Security encourage us to keep tabs?
Fortunately there are still patriotic Americans who are willing
to stand up and say what's right with white people having
guns, like David Duke and Charlatan Heston. It gave me a thrill
to read these stirring
words of Charlatan which are right in line with what David
believes. What a shame that he is pilloried by the liberal
I wish I had been in (not Janet hahahahahahahaha and it is
too, funny) Reno, Nevada for the Natural Rifle Association
convention as I am a life member, and I am sure they will
clear up their bookkeeping error about my dues any year now.
The NR of A is growing in membership fantastically every year,
and the fact that their convention has the same 4,000 people
attending year after year after year does not mean anything.
After all, about half of those people actually work for companies
that make and sell guns, and they have to be there.
Of course even there the forces of LIEberal foolishness rear
their ugly heads. There are complaints in the media about
gay bashing at the panel discussions. When will people recognize
that this is just a ploy to paint the good people who believe
in guns and families as being bigoted by reporting what they
And Our Great President announced that mental health care
would be added to health insurance, which has nothing to do
with George W. having to listen to John Ashcroft and Donald
Rumfilled every day. I wish Mrs. Rosenfeld would stop saying
that to her friends on the phone.
Enclosing, let us all join our House Chaplain on the National
Day of Prayer yesterday, and pray that Our Great President
George W. gets supernatural
powers (although I left out Congress as they are obstruptionalistic
enough now! This would be much easier if George W., was a
dictator and do not forget that). I am hoping that he can
turn transparent and walk through walls, although some sort
of orange beam that shoots out of his eyes would be okay too
in my book.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader and NR of A Life
member, who is too allowed in the library. This is how those
rumors get started, dammit!
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