Time with Bob Boudelang
Huge, We Hardly Knew Ye, Even if Nobody Ever Heard of Ye before
April 26, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
It is a sad day for all American patriots in this country
everywhere because the most important and powerful woman in
American history, Karen Huge, has left the White House of
Our Great President Bush, and not to avoid subpeenas so stop
Even if most Americans, including me, had never heard of
her before she quit, which she definitely did and she was
not fired, she will be missed. And how.
Karen Huge was an important person to Our Great President
and this great country of his, much more important than Mrs.
Mitch McConnell who is only the Secretary of Labor, or Gayle
Norton who is only the Secretary of Leasing the Interior and
not a dangerous nut, or Chrissie Whitman who is taking the
EPA back from environmentalists. They were lower than dirt
compared to Karen Huge.
All though not many people knew it, she was the person who
yelled at reporters and punished them so that they did not
ever write bad things about Our Great President, which was
not censorship but message management. So there.
She is not a FemiNazi, and she is leaving to forget all about
her career and raise her son because she knows what modern
women who have been betrayed by Gloria Sternum and Rosie O.
Donnell have come to learn: they cannot have it at all.
They should devote themselves to housework and doilies and
luncheons and the like, and keep quiet while men run the important
things, as God meant.
You did not even once hear Karen Huge complaining out loud
that she was paid less than men, or announcing that she had
the so-called right to decide if she "wanted" to have children
or not. Karen Huge knew better than that. You did not hear
her squawking about family leave or health care or day care
or any of those other silly issues that LIEberal women are
always hysterically carrying on about.
She was happy to be submissive to men like George W. and
Karl Rove and Ari Fleisher (who is a Jew but almost as good
as if he were really saved). And now she will happily throw
away her career for her son and go back to Texas with her
husband (who does not seem to be mentioned in the news at
But she goes away on a note of triumph with Our Great President
Bush's Earth Day trip to New York State for Earth Day. George
W. was able to fool millions of Americans into thinking he
agreed with the envirowhackos and their pagan non-Christian
holiday while sticking to his course of voluntary pollution
and profits for the billionaires who deserve to run this country
unfettered by taxes and regulations.
All you had to do was see the pictures of George W. waving
an axe in the air like Jason on Elm Street, or of him
nails into trees to kill them, to see that this is a new
and exciting kind of president.
And yes, upstate New York did have a record heat wave, followed
by an earthquake, followed by a blizzard, all in the same
week, but that does not mean anything. There is no reason
to panic and act in a responsible manner.
Anyway any day now the Rupture will happen for good people
and Jesus will be back soon to throw the rest of you in hell.
That is what Tim LaHaye says, and he is Our Great President's
spiritual advisor. If it is good enough for him, it ought
to be good enough for me and you. Especially you.
George W. appeared in New York state with Governor Patocky
who is in danger of not being elected again by ungrateful
leftist fanatic socialist New Yorkers. What is wrong with
them? First they elected sHrillary Klintoon to the Senate
and then they refused to recall her. Then they did not let
Rudolph Guliyani stay on as Mayor for life and held an election
They did elect Mike Bloomberg as Republican Mayor, which
was more important than the piddly two governorships and 33
mayor offices the Democrats won. Sadly, Bloomberg (who is
a Jew) seems to have been subverted by them as he has appointed
mostly Democraps and he has announced he is for godless gun
control and the tyranny of affirmative action.
And now they are threatening not to re-elect Patocky as Governor.
Are they not grateful for the way he stood quietly not saying
anything while standing behind Guliyani on September 11? Patocky
was a symbol of strength when Our Great President was not
hiding, so stop saying that. And anyway, George W. was not
hiding because he was afraid but only to be safe.
Sadly, the country still is locked under the tyranny of tree-huggers
and envirowhackos, and now they have permanently blocked our
great patriotic oil companies from drilling in the Artic Natural
Wildlife Refuse until the next time.
Meanwhile Our Great President is leading us from triumph
to triumph overseas. Colon Powell's trip to the Middle of
the East was a success that laid the foundation for peace,
according to Ari Fleisher. So yes, the king of Morocco and
the president of Egypt refused to see him, and yes, everyone
else ignored him, but that does not mean the trip was a failure,
despite what everyone thinks.
And yes, Aeriel Sharona has still not withdrawn immediately
as George W. demanded more than two weeks ago, but he might
any day now, unless he goes forward. But he is a man of peace
who certainly did not have a massacre in Jenin, and the UN
is just troublemakers for trying to look into it.
I am happy to report the Alkaheeda's plan to so terror and
confusion in this country was foiled by our Homely Director
of Security Tom Ridge, who warned that banks in Washington,
DC could be under attack by Bin Laden's forces even though
he has been totally neutralized and we don't have to get him
any more. After the banks closed, it turned out to be a prank
by a Dutch
teenager, who was turned over to Netherworld authorities.
But still, it was good practice, since this weekend our Homely
Director warned that banks and shopping centers and supermarkets
in the Northeast could be under attack, and not from a 13
year old in wooden shoes, although we do not know when, where
or how. The country is now on yellow alert, and even though
there was never any response to make free lance part time
executive custodial consultants at bus stations around the
country part of the warning system, I am proud to say I did
Sad to say, I could not find a yellow bandanna anywhere,
but I did find an alternative. At the bus terminal I shout
out "George W! Yellow! Tom Ridge! Yellow! John Ashcroft! Yellow!"
even though the manager Mr. Hernandez-Garcia told me to stop
(possibly on orders from the Valenzuela secret police). I
am like Paul Revere in that way, only he did not have to wear
a woman's scarf.
Sadly to say, the Daisyview Trailer Park might as well be
Tora Bora, for all that Mrs. Rosenfeld cares. When I told
her we were on yellow alert and we should take precautions
she laughed out loud.
She refuses to let me dig a trench to hide in and when I
told her we should have guns to protect ourselves she threatened
to have her son who drives a truck throw me out. Imagine!
She is all worked up about this tragedy in Minnesota, as
she is one of those anti-gun extremists who would rather exploit
hundreds of dead people just because they were shot instead
of turning our backs on them as we ought to and focusing on
the good parts of guns, like sportsmanship and youth shooting.
It seems that there was a responsible legislator who responsibly
proposed a law that would have allowed every responsible person
in Minnesota to carry a concealed handgun anywhere whenever
he or she wanted. And, yes, the National Rifle Association
endorsed it, but they are not wild-eyed kooks.
Anyway, this responsible legislator's grown son was playing
with his handgun and shot
his girlfriend in the eye, killing her. So the son threatened
a third person with his handgun to keep her from calling the
police until he could get away and hand himself in to the
authorities responsibly later.
An accident like that could happen to anyone. But Mrs. Rosenfeld
sees it as an excuse to agitate in public against guns. And
that still does not make it a bad law, because only a really
responsible law abiding person would ever want to carry a
concealed handgun in public.
If that third person had had her own handgun, she might have
been able to keep the son from taking her cell phone and she
could have called the police before he fled responsibly. For
that matter, if the girlfriend had had her own handgun, she
might have kept the son from playing with his handgun in the
first place! Did that ever occur to Mrs. Rosenfeld? No!
But that is the essential rottenness of the LIEberal mind
in all its glory. People should not be able to play with guns
just because of a few measly shootings and threats, but an
official yellow alert that something may happen sometime,
somewhere is something to laugh it. If this mindset takes
hold, it will be as if the terrorists had won, but not because
Our Great President Bush was lying about Osama being neutralized,
so stop saying that.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who would never
penalize law-abiding responsible gun owners with laws to keep
them from playing with their own guns if his own son shot
his girlfriend in the eye if he actually had a son and the
son had a girlfriend and his son was to shoot her in the eye
while playing with his gun. That is because he is a realist.
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