Time with Bob Boudelang
Week of Triumphs Not Failures For Our Great President Bush
So Stop Saying There Are Failures and I Mean It!"
April 19, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Now we see the desperation of Democrap Socialists despite
the proven fact that polls show over 100% of Americans love
Our Great President with a slavish devotion and will do anything
he says! And these are not the bad polls that said that Americans
didn't want Bill Klintoon impeached or that Americans thought
Klintoon was doing a good job or that Americans want George
W. investigated, but good polls. And Arthur Andersen has nothing
to do with them, so stop saying that.
The desperation is showing every day. It is in LIEberals
describing Colon Powell's trip as a failure just because he
went to the Middle of the East and got rejected by everyone
and did not stop the violence. Of course he did not get a
peace deal, but what did you expect? They have been fighting
in that region since the days of Damien and Pythagoras, and
no one really expected him to do anything but make an appearance
and smile and come home empty-handed. (Perhaps it is time
to say that blacko-Americans not have the necessities for
a job like that, un-PC as it is in this day of liberal gestaposim).
He does not have the insite of a white person like our Great
President or Tom DeLay. "I understand that the unrest in the
Middle East creates unrest throughout the region," George
W. said last month and already it has come to pass.
Yes, Aeriel Sharona did not withdraw immediately like Our
Great President demanded, but is that any fault of our Great
President? I am sure he will one day. But it would be a mistake
for George W. to be directly involved. His time is too valuable,
which is why he must go to schools to talk about the Axles
of Evil instead.
All you have to do is look back to George W.'s wise words
of last August (when he was not just goofing off, and anyway,
is he not entitled to months of vacation?): "There's a lot
of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into
the Mitchell process. And-but first things first. The-these
terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end
in order for us to get the framework-the groundwork-not framework,
the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the-all
right. My administration has been calling upon all the leaders
in the-in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop
the violence, to tell the different parties involved that
peace will never happen."
I could hardly of said it better myself.
Another place the leftish desperation is showing is in the
fuss over Valenzuela. Listen, if Our Great President really
had wanted to take over a dinky country like that for our
great patriotic oil companies, he would have, so stop saying
that. It is clear this administration had nothing to do with
it. If they were involved in trying to overthrow that government,
would they have actually met beforehand with the people who
tried to do it? But of course they did meet, which shows how
innocent they are.
As it is, we see the failure of democracy in the region,
as the evil tyrant Chavez was returned to a throne he did
not deserve but only seized because more Valenzuelans voted
for him. Now those poor people will have to endure more revenue
from oil drilling, as well as the horrors of land reform,
government schools and socialized medicine.
I am sorry to report that Mr. Hernandez-Garcia who manages
the bus station through the tyranny of affirmative action
instead of me is probably a moderate and maybe even a Democrat.
He is ungrateful for Ollie North rescuing him and his little
family (and stop calling them "death squads" as they were
patriots like the Foundering Fathers).
Every time I try to discuss some common sense proposal to
make the bus terminal safer, like arming freelance part-time
executive custodial consultants for security reasons, or making
bus passengers recite the Pledge of Allegiance before getting
on the bus, he mumbles in Spanish and tells me to scrape the
gum off the floor.
But now he actually put up a flag in his office. And not
another good American flag to go with the one he already had
up, but a flag of Valenzuela. I know because I asked him what
it was. I was so mad that I would have reported him to Secret
Service Agent Brown. Accept Secret Service Agent Brown was
playing chess with him at the time.
Obviously Secret Service Agent Brown is inflitrating him.
I can tell because he steers away from me any time I try to
And another sign of desperation is Democratic Congressfeminazi
Cynthia McKinney demanding an investigation of "George W.
Bush." Imagine the nerve of someone defaming The Great President
of the United States by making outrageous charges! And not
about important things like how Vincent Foster got murdered
by Hillary Clinton in such a way that three investigations
made it look like suicide. No, Ms. McKinney "wants" an investigation
about September 11th.
What could be more unAmerican than someone like that saying
what they think in public? She deserves to be shot from a
grassy knoll like Kennedy, just as Ari Fleisher said.
Really, just because:
*Our Great Father of the President recruited Osama Bin Laden
to be a terrorist and just because
*Our Great Father of the President was in business with the
Bin Laden family even after 9/11, and just because
*Our Great President started in business with Bin Laden's
brother who died mysteriously in Texas after the company failed,
and just because
*Our Great President shut down ALL investigations into the
Bin Ladens when he took office, and just because
*Our Great President sent them out of the country after September
11th before there could be a witch hump by US investigators,
some people (and you know who they are, too) feel they can
just ask for an investigation into matters that do not concern
And yes, George W. keeps saying he saw the first plane hit
the World Trade Center on television when it was not shown
but that could mean anything. It is not like he is asking
what "is" means. He is saying he saw something he could not
have seen unless he knew in advance it would happen. Which
he clearly did not so give him a break.
You will notice that the same loonies who are claiming there
needs to be an investigation into this are the ones calling
for an investigation into Enron just because
*Ken Lay gave Our Great President millions of dollars and
*Our Great President gave Enron millions in state pension
money when he was the Great Governor of Texas and
*Our Great Brother of the President Jeb (who you cannot prove
a thing about) put in millions from Florida, and
*Our Great President refused to put in price controls when
Californios were having a power crisis (which was not price
gouging but the miracle of the free market despite the "so-called"
evidence gathered by "so called" subpeenas) and
*Our Great Vice President listened to Ken Lay for the energy
plan (Did you think he was going to listen to citizens groups
and environmental experts? Wake up and smell the coughing!)
*Our Great President let Ken Lay pick the officials who were
going to regulate him and
*Our Great President broke up the crackdown on the Cayman
Islands (where ordinary decent American billionaires can hide
their hard-earned money from the tyranny of taxes).
Really, only a loony like McKinney would ask for investigations.
She IS loony, too, not like the sane members of Congress.
Tom DeLay, for example, has sensibly warned
Christian parents not to send their children to Texas A&M
or Baylor because young people have sex and evolution is taught
there instead of science from the Bible.
People, once we start down the slippery slope of investigations,
there is no telling where we will end up. It will be as if
the terrorists have won, and not because of any deal so stop
Rather, I think we should all just get behind our Great President,
where ever he is going, because he probably knows more than
you and me, especially you. There is nothing to investigate
and everybody knows it. And if they think otherwise they should
not make a peep. That is the American way.
Meanwhile, look at the Marxists and Marxesses making a fuss
in California just because the Great William Simon failed
to vote and turns out not
to have paid state income taxes.
Or making a fuss because the police
caught patriotic Republicans in Virginia listening to
secret Democratic conference calls (if they had nothing to
hide, why were they secret? Who did they think they are, Dick
Or making a fuss because the Republican governor's son in
Utah getting caught running
a fight club (what is wrong with a good old-fashioned
beating or two?).
Or making a fuss because the Texas Republican Lieutenant
Governor candidate helped protect
Klaus Barbie from French tyrants?
Or making a fuss because the Republican governor of Illinois
and his aides issued
fake drivers licenses for money (Did you not ever have
a fake ID?).
Or making a fuss because the Republican governor washed
her chief aide's clothes after he killed the speaker of the
House. (Accidents happen, so get over it. Besides, it
is not like evidence was tampered with.)
Yes, the DemocRats are desperate all right as these little
fusses all prove. Anyone can see that who has half an eye
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is not afraid
to be non-PC, which does not mean he is a racist so stop saying
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