Time with Bob Boudelang
Great President Has Saved Us All From The Horror Of Clones,
Which Was Too Real, So Stop Laughing!"
April 12, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Once again, we see Our Great President Bush showing the world
what Our Great Father of the President used to call the vision
thing. George W. has acted quickly to protect every American
from the danger of clones. And I don't mean circus clones,
or rodeo clones, but the evil clones that evil socialist atheist
scientists were going to create any day now unless they were
Yes, George W. has refused to be distracted by the Middle
East, or Enron, or Afghanistan, or not getting Osama Bin Laden,
or not getting the anthrax bomber, or the deficit, or other
issues where he has not failed, so stop saying that. Instead
he is focusing on the REAL problem, clones.
Let me ask you this? What would happen if some evil scientist
created a clone of the Great George W.??? This unelected specimen
could go around embarrassing the U.S. by mis-speaking in public,
or calling Taiwan a country to enrage our sort of friends
the Chinese, or making ignorant demands that foreign leaders
like Aerial Sherona would ignore. We would be in some pickle
then, I can tell you! He might even start a war with some
uninvolved country instead of getting even for September 11th
by putting our troops in the Philippines and Colombia.
Fortunately we have Our Great President and he has headed
all that off.
And yes some winy nambla-panda liberals and moderates are
saying this could keep us from having cures for diseases.
I will cut some cheese to go with that! Everyone knows that
only wicked people get those diseases, and God means them
to suffer. Otherwise he would not make them sick.
Sick people should suffer and die as God means them to. Otherwise
we are tampering with nature. But Democraps do not see that
because they do not have the reverence for life that we real
Americans have. That is why they should be wiped out.
And yes, this will put us far behind the rest of the world,
but only in Godless science, so do not worry. Last August
when Our Great President limited research in stem cells. Yes,
it turned out the only stem cell lines he limited the US to
belonged to a company that Health and Human Cervix Secretary
Thompson was part of, and yes, they all turned out to be contaminated
with mouse cells. So what? It is not like this is an issue
that effects anyone but scientists and sick people.
And this has nothing to do with the fact that Rupert Murdoch
has a new movie coming out about clones and that the last
movie in that series was terrible and did not make as much
money as everyone hoped. So stop saying that.
Meanwhile, the incityess war of DemocRats at the bus station
goes on. I had cut out this fine picture of George W. making
his "no clones!" speech and put it up on my locker. I came
back not just five minutes later, and some one had already
defaced it like this:
Fortunately Secret Service Agent Brown was right there to
match magic markers to the writing. He will track down the
person responsible any day now. So let this be a warning to
friend and foe alike, the Secret Service is on the case. Like
the ides of Texas, you will not get away.
Speaking of the great state that Our Great President used
to be the Great Governor of that is not a polluted bankrupt
mess due to him so stop saying that, I am glad the Republicans
there are pointing out what a cynical racial
quota it is for the Democraps to have a Mexicano governor
candidate, a white lieutenant governor candidate, and a black
Senate candidate. If it were not, they would have all white
people, like normal Texans want.
Meanwhile, what about those wacky conspiracy theories from
left-wing extremists and journalists? Now some are saying
that the Enron executive in Houston did
not commit suicide before he could testify, just because
there was blood on the street outside the car he was found
in, and just because he had mysterious wounds on one hand,
and just because he had pieces of glass from somewhere on
his shirt, and just because the crime scene was tampered with,
and just because fingerprints weren't taken, and just because
the guy was half-embalmed before an autopsy was ordered although
the law called for an immediate autopsy. And so what if he
shot himself with rat shot? Talk about a reach!
Isn't it ironic that the same people who are calling for
an investigation of this case are the same ones who refused
to accept the fact of Vince Foster's murder just because five
investigations said it was suicide? Kay sirra sirra, unless
that doesn't mean what I think it does.
Meanwhile, did you notice to the arrest of that radical liberal
femiNazi lawyer in New York for aiding terrorism? She was
passing messages from the blind chic who blew up the World
Trade Center the first time in 1993 and it was not Our Great
Father of the President's doing that he got in to New Jersey
after Egypt kicked him out for terrorism two years earlier.
This is a great victory for our Great Attorney General, who
does more than sing "The Eagle is Sore." It is good work by
him and our Homely Director of Security Ridge.
The lawyer and the blind chic were in
cahoots from 1999 until May 2001, and I just hope that
these people do not get off on technicalities, such as that
John Ashcroft wasn't allowed to listen to their conversations
until after September 11th. It is like saying that the American
Taliban should get let off just because he is an American
citizen and was kept from seeing a lawyer and was tortured.
When will you mushy-headed softies understand that criminals
have no rights? Only law-abiding citizens are covered by the
Constitution, as everyone knows!
We are in a war for our basic freedom against a bunch of
fanatics on the other side of the world, and unless we stop
this sniveling about human rights, they will have won. So
there! Somewhere Soddam Hussane is laughing, and not because
of the secret deals he made with Dick Cheney's oil company,
so stop saying that.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team leader who was not drunk
last week. Who says he has to account to you for his time?
This is not Communist Sweden yet!
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