Time with Bob Boudelang
Finance Reform Will Silence Our Great Billionaires From Speaking
Out Louder Than Others!"
March 29, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
It is a dark day for American freedom and democracy (as long
as you don't mean counting the votes). Our Great President
Bush has been forced to sign the Campaign Finance Reform Bill,
and now powerless billionaires are forced to only give the
same $2,000 to politicians as ordinary working people.
It is truly disgraceful that Congress has been able to ride
rough shard over the White House just by "passing" a law.
What about all those against it? Do not they get a voice,
What an abuse of free speech it is to limit rich people and
corporations like this! After all, they would not be rich
and successful if they were not wiser and better than me and
you, especially you.
Now we cannot have these patriotic Americans spending soft
money creating television ads where they pretend to be "Citizens
United To Prevent Choice" or the "Protect the Environment
Against Clean Air Laws Committee" or other grassroots groups,
unless they do it one or two months before the election, when
no-one pays attention.
Do you not realize this reduces these wealthy people to the
same piddly status as all the greedy and powerful special
interest groups like old people or teachers? I am sure somewhere
Osama Bin Laden is laughing (but not because he made a deal
with George W. to get away, so stop saying that).
Why, this is just the first step toward oppressing them all
over again with brutal taxes on their million dollar inheritances!
Why does no one see this? Are we going to go the way of communist
Thank God (which we could not have done under Al Gore) that
we have brave patriots like Ken Starr and the National Rifle
Association stepping up to go to court and sue. That is the
American way. After all, "Money makes the words go around,"
as it says in the Constitution.
Yet at the same time. We see the horrible racist lawsuit
by black and Negro activists against the very structure of
capitalism itself. Could there be any thing more divisive
then for people whose ancestors were slaves to sue those companies
that made profits from those slaves? It is horrible when activists
can terrorize the rest of us with lawsuits like this. And
for money, no less!!
What if companies that went out of business because they
did not invest in slavery sued black people now? And people
call us right wing nuts! It goes to show.
Meanwhile, the Supreme Court showed the good sense of not
interfering in the execution of a convict just because
the judge in his case picked the murder victim's lawyer to
represent him. After all, who knew the case better, this lawyer
or a stranger?
It is decisions like that which show the folly of Tom Dasshole
and the Senate extremists and moderates rejecting Judge Picklefinger.
Unless Bush gets his way and all his judges are nominated
without question, we run the risk of cross burners being sentenced
to harsh terms while proven murderers like this "get" new
Speaking of justice, what a good
decision by our Great Attorney General, John "The Eagle
Is Sore" Ashcroft, to deport the terrorist arrested in Florida
instead of dragging him through the courts. If he was put
on trial, you know anti-gun hysterical neurotics would have
pointed to the fact that he was buying guns at a gun show
in Florida to impune our nation's great sportsmen who need
to buy AK-47s. And who needs background checks when a terrorist's
credit cards are over the limit? I ask you.
And did you see that Sodom Hussane's best friend Sarah Brady
bought her son a gun?
I guess that shows that when people like the National Rifle
Association say she wants to take away everybody's gun, she
is just being a hippocrite. And even though buying that gun
was legal, "Second Amendment activists believe a Delaware
law might have been violated" and that is almost as good as
true. After all, who is more likely to lie?
But instead of looking on the bright side, the left continues
its job of weakening this country by asking questions and
pointing out problems, instead of uniting behind George Bush
and blindly obeying whatever he says, like 90% of all Americans
Our Homely Director of Security Tom Ridge has been working
furiously day and night to pick colors for the warning scheme,
and now the Senate has the nerve to want him to explain where
the measly $19 billion he has spent on it went before they
give him $38 billion. Good God! Did they not see the charts??
They were professionally printed, not drawn by hand!! That
takes money, as everyone accept Tom Dasshole seems to know.
I guess the Democrats would only be happy if we had had a
puce or lavender alert haha and do not be so PC. I am not
gay-bashing, just making fun of perverts, so stop saying that.
If you want proof of all the good Our Great President is
doing, all you have to do is ask the grateful homeowners in
Anniston, Alabama, who are getting free
gas masks to protect them from the incinerator burning
nerve gas. Imagine that! I am sure home values will go up
in flames like a skyrocket there, due to the added safety
of being able to breathe through protective devices.
Of course, what President Bush should have done is made those
homeowners buy their own gas masks, since that way they would
have learned the value of them. But I am afraid his soft heart
has got in the way of his soft head. That is compassionate
conservative-ism, all right.
But instead of giving Our Great President credit for free
gas masks in Alabama, DemocRats, moderates and other socialists
are wining and sniveling daily about something.
When are you leftist Socialists going to realize Enron has
completely blown over and stop issuing subpeenas and investigating!
Nobody in America cares about that stuff, and they do not
want to see big headlines about it every day either. It was
all a Klintoon scandal, and anyway it was only business not
political. The issue is as dead as that Enron executive in
Houston who was found shot before testifying, and you cannot
prove George Bush had anything to do with that. So stop looking.
And what is the scandal about Our Great Vice President Dick
Cheney meeting with energy executives who dictated the energy
policy they would have made money from word for word in exchange
for campaign contributions? Good God!! Would it have been
a scandal if he had met with radical environmental groups
like the Audubon Society before announcing a clean air and
water policy to benefit THEM? No, it would not.
Thanks to this silly scandal-mongering, our great energy
companies were oppressed by low prices all last year and did
not get a subsidy from the government to produce more energy
they could sell to us at higher prices. Fortunately, the war
with Saddam, which no one can stop, is making gas prices go
up again, although that is not why Our Great President is
It is clear to everyone that Sodom Hussane will not except
United Nations weapons inspections, which is why we will get
rid of him even if he does. Besides, who can trust the United
We have got to hit Iraq hard before he does anything to us
like develop weapons of mass destruction to threaten the world
with. Everyone knows the war is coming in the future, and
not just for the elections, so stop saying that.
We would be silly to announce that we will attack. But that
does not mean it will be a sneak attack. A sneak attack would
be different. This is just no warning.
And yes, we may use atomic weapons. All options are on the
table, and now is the time to get under it and wait. There
is no better way to rescue the innocent people of Iraq from
Sodom's tyranny than to drop the bomb on Baghdad without warning.
And yes, all of the Arab leaders Dick Cheney went to see
last week told him they would not support the war, but that
does not mean our Great Vice President's trip was a failure.
George Bush said last year they would be with us or against
us, and now they are. So there.
However, they could have been more grateful. After all if
it were not for Our Great President and his Administration,
Bill Clintoon's dangerous shoot the moon peace talks might
have succeeded. Instead Richard Perle told the Israelis to
walk out, and when The Great George Dubya took office they
were wisely shut down.
Now the new non-shoot the moon peace talks have begun, with
General Zinnia, who as you can see from this photo is making
real progress in getting an understanding.
Enclosing let me say, let us all get behind Our Great President
and our Fighting Men who are ready to throw away their lives
overseas without question to end the threat of Sodom Husane
before he poses one. Otherwise, we may have to have another
McCarthy-type hearing, and I can hardly wait. Already I have
begun keeping files.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader and has his eye
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