Time with Bob Boudelang
Finance Reform Is Unfair to Our Great Billionaires!!"
March 22, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Mark my words, this is a dark day in the history of this
great country of ours. Now campaign finance reform has passed
through the tyranny of Congress, and rich people and big corporations
are as powerless as the next guy, with only campaign contributions
allowed any more.
What is the point of being a company chairman or CEO, if
you cannot spend a fortune to run ads pretending to be "Citizens
for Voluntary Clean Air" or "The Committee to Protect the
Fetus" on the eve of elections? Now rich folks are limited
to giving the same measly $4,000 that poor people give, and
they can only run their fake ads early in the campaigns. It
is as if the terrorists have won, and not because Bush and
Bin Laden made a deal, so stop saying that.
And the Democrats rejected Judge Picklefinger by borking
him with false charges of him being a bigot just because he
wanted to excuse a guy for burning a cross at a racially mixed
familyıs house and firing a few measly bullets into it. Who
among us does not feel sorry for someone hysterically arrested
for a prank like that?
Well, I am happy to say Trent Lott will make them pay. Already
he has shut down two committees looking into Enron and another
looking into why the intelligence services failed on September
11th. And he is not doing that as a cover-up, so stop saying
that. It is all to get even for the judge. Anyone can see
It is horrible the way the Dysfunctional Dasshole Democraps
have rammed through unanimous votes on things dividing America
like airport security and aid for the unemployed. Meanwhile
the obstructionalism goes on. Already, the Senate has failed
to rush through the bill letting Our Great President negotiate
trade deals single handedly. And they will not come out and
say that it is because George W. is too dumb to negotiate
and so we cannot attack them for it. They have not said it
has anything to do with him being unable to eat a pretzel
safely, or waving at Stevie Wonder.
I am still annoyed that Stevie Wonder acted as if he did
not see Our Great President. But what can you expect from
LIEberal Hollywood types like him and Alex Baldwin or Rosie
And once again we hear the hippocritical Socialist Democrats
wining hysterically about Gayo-Americans and how they should
have special rights like being able to get married or adopt
kids. It is important that innocent kids be taken away from
gay people before they are brainwashed with liberal tolerance
"and" human rights.
Meanwhile the war on terrorism has not bogged down. General
Franks said Operation Annakarenina was a big success and the
Alkaheeda and Taliban were beaten, and it was a sign of how
sneaky the Taliban and Alkaheeda are that they turned around
and attacked us instead of lying down.
So what if none of the Arab countries Our Great Vice President
Dick Cheney went to visit agreed to attack Saddam? That has
nothing to do with his Halliburton company doing business
with Iraq for years, so stop saying that. More than likely
it is because they are afraid of Saddam and waiting for us
to be with us or against us first.
The evidence against Saddam is stacking up daily, and soon
as Our Great President says, we will be justified in nuking
him before he can do anything. Just this week they found a
GTO satellite device
that came from our troops that were massacred in Somalia in
1993. Saddam gave it to the people in Afghanistan to leave
It is just the left wing bias of the running dog media journalists
that pointed out that it wasnıt invented until 1998. Of course,
then the Pentagon had to say it was lost by someone who was
a G. Gordon Liddy fan, and that could too happen. You can
not prove he does not have at least one fan somewhere.
But that is just the public story. The truth will come out
and it will be more believable. You will see.
So to some up: Billionaires are being oppressed, Lott is
not covering up anything by shutting down those committees,
defending cross-burnings and shootings doesn't make someone
a bigot, and Saddam must go. I only wish I had a bigger mouth
to say so.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who is not a
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