Time with Bob Boudelang
Great President Bush’s Shadow Government Will Keep Us All
Safe From LIEberals"
March 8, 2002
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
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here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
I wish someone would explain to me what is the fuss about
Our Great President Bush naming a secret unelected Republican
Shadow Government to hide in bunkers to run the country. It
seems to me this is another example of George W.’s jenius
and not something to complain about. Yet the LIEberals and
moderates are raising their usual hippocritical uproar of
hysteria and facts instead of knuckling under to the greatest
and most popular president of all time.
I mean so what if the shadow government was not elected by
anyone? When will you learn that votes mean nothing and you
cannot prove Jeb had anything to do with it? Instead, the
Electrical College has given George W. the power to do whatever
he wants, no matter what the Constitution says. And this secret
government is it. Why would he need Congress to pass a law
to allow him to do it?
Suppose something happened to our Dick Cheney and Our Great
President too (God forbid since the Democrap Socialists haven’t
outlawed Him)? Who would be there to hide the energy task
force records from the snooping busybodies of the public?
Who would be there to explain how Enron is Ann Richards fault?
Who would be there to fight so rich people would be free from
taxes like they were little people? Who would keep the envirowhackos
from threatening us all with clean air and water?
Thanks to Our Great President Bush’s inspiration and brainpower,
we can look forward happily to the day after a national tragedy
when secret government officials take over from their hidden
bunkers. What a surprise that will be for the forces of Evil!
And no, of course Tom Dasshole and the Democraps were not
told about the secret government. They are on the way out
anyway, as everyone but a few liberals, and moderates and
soccer moms and tree-huggers and minorities and union sympathizers
and intellectuals and gun grabbers and public school enablers
and civil liberty freaks and other extremists know.
I hope every American read the report by Johnny Ray showing
that they could have prosecuted Slick Willy Klintoon on criminal
charges if they had wanted to. It was only out of kindness
that they didn’t. Now at last the truth is known about how
he nearly destroyed America with eight years of "so-called"
peace and prosperity, and it was $70 million well spent.
Of course we can all see how Clinton’s reckless "shoot the
moon" peace talks caused the Middle East violence, even though
Ari Fleisher then denied it. It is Our Great President Bush’s
wise "hands off" policies that has got things almost settled
down over there, if you don’t count the bloodshed and suicide
bombers. Now we can all be glad George W.’s assistant Richard
those talks, or otherwise Israel and the Palestinians might
have made a deal.
It is another example of Republican patriotism and wisdom,
like Reagan selling arms to the Ayatollah so Jimmy Carter
could not rescue the hostages before the election, which you
But instead some people remain focused on silly side issues,
such as whether Judge Picklefinger is a racist just because
he fought the Justice Department to get a light sentence for
a patriotic American who burned a cross on an interracial
couple’s lawn and shot up their baby’s bedroom. Everyone knows
that poor young man only went a little overboard, and is being
sacrificed as a scrapegoat on the alter of P.C. political
correctness for his harmless prank.
And how hippocritical is this? After the Democraps made such
a fuss over Our Great President Bush ignoring what the American
Bar Association has to say about judicial candidates and listening
only to the Federalist Scoiety and Ed Meese (who you cannot
prove actually was convicted on anything), now they want to
pay no attention when George W. wants them to listen to what
the American Bar Association is saying about Judge Picklefinger.
And yes, Judge Picklefinger got lawyers who had cases in
his courtroom to write letters in support of him. But who
would know better how fair he was than lawyers trying to win
cases from him? And they did not write those letters just
to get him out of their circuit, so stop saying that.
Instead of wining about whether this judge is a bigot or
that judge made rulings to help his wife avoid bank
fraud charges, we should be looking at their overall record
and the fact that Our Great President has a mandate to do
whatever he wants. After all, the Republican Congress let
Slick Willy nominate who ever he wanted as judges, as long
as they were conservative.
And it wasn’t bigotry why all the black and brown and women
judges were held up so stop laying with the race card. It
was just ideology, which is unfair to bring up in this case.
I hope Ari Fleisher, who is a good person even if he is a
Jew, does bring up certain Senators’ race records to force
a quick vote on Judge Picklefinger, even though Orrin Hatch
got them to delay the vote. It would be good for the whole
nation to know that the DemocRats have consistently voted
for equal opportunity and tolerance instead of states rights.
Speaking of Jews, how horrible that poor Billy Graham is
being criticized because he talked honestly to Richard Nixon.
Those tapes were supposed to be secret, and if Billy Graham
had known about them he would not have told the truth like
Who does not feel sorry for this great religious leader,
when he told Nixon how powerless he was to stop Jews from
putting this country down the drain? But now he has apologized,
so they will not know how he really feels again.
It was a temple in a teabag but it has blown over now, along
with the news that Nixon wanted to drop an A-bomb in Vietnam,
but Henry Kissinger, who is a Jew, stopped him.
Meanwhile, just because General Tommy Franks said
last week "our thoughts and prayers go out to the families
and the friends of the service members who have lost their
lives in our ongoing operations in Vietnam," it does that
mean Afghanistan is another Vietnam or any sort of quagmire.
I am sure all patriotic Americans are proud of how General
Franks is fighting on with resolve in Afghanistan from his
headquarters in Tampa and mistakes could happen to anyone.
Otherwise we run the risk of asking questions about the war.
And if that happens, it will be as if Osama Bin Laden has
won, and not because of any backroom deal between the Bush
and Bin Laden families. Stop saying that. Just because they
are in business together does not mean anything.
Who is not outraged that the traitors in the liberal running
dog yellow press media continue to tear down Our Great President
Bush for no reason? Just this week in the Washington Post
they are making fun of George W. for waving
to Stevie Wonder. You will notice they do not mention whether
Stevie saw him and waved back, because that would "ruin" their
And once again some people (and you know who you are) are
gloating because the candidate the White House backed has
lost another election, which just means that the Republican
story is not being heard clearly. However, William Simon is
a great conservative candidate, and once even liberal Californios
hear his message of more deregulation, more guns and less
FemiNazi rights, they will vote out Grey Davis for his senseless
attacks on our fine patriotic energy companies.
Well, I am glad to report that at least one piece of Socialist
treachery has been foiled, and I believe it is my doing and
constant activism in a good way that did it.
The latest GOP Team Leader e-mail to pretend to be a Democrat
with comes from someone named Blaise Hazlewood, Political
Director, Republican National Committee. I guess that Deputy
Jack "Slick Willy" Oliver has been unmasked at last.
can't obstruct enough!
it's the economic stimulus package, now it's judicial nominees.
Click here to forward this message to your team.
Bush has nominated Judge Charles Pickering to the Federal
Circuit Court of Appeals.
Bush has worked hard to find qualified candidates like Judge
Pickering who will enforce the laws on the books and NOT
legislate from the bench.
Democrat Senators would rather play politics than act responsibly.
And Judge Pickering has been targeted and attacked not just
professionally, but also personally.
attacks have little to do with the facts of Pickering's
record as a public servant.
target is President Bush and these left-wing extremists
will stop at nothing to score political points against the
President. You can make a difference in this battle!
I notice also there is no mention of the hat issue, which
has been so divisive. So "hats off!!" to Director Blaise for
her victory over Deputy Jack. I hope this is the turning point
and that we will go on to an all Republican Congress united
behind our Great President to end the oppression of the rich
and free our great energy companies to make more money selling
us energy. Amen.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is proud
not to have a hat and prefers the shadows.
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