Time with Bob Boudelang
"What About The Forgotten Victims Of Enron Like
Our Great Mother In Law Of President Bush?"
January 25, 2002
by Bob Boudelang, Patriotic American Patriot
the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Well now we see the horrible result of the Democraps and their Enron scandal
caused by Ann Richards. Our Great President Bush's Mother
In Law lost $8,000 of money in Enron stock. I hope you are
happy now. What happened to compassion and tolerance of liberals?
I guess that was just lip cervix.
What a tragedy for the Bush In Law Family it must be. When
will the liberal media stop harping on the Enron workers who
lost their pensions who deserved what they got and focus on
the real victims like these?
Another sad and tragic victim
is Our Great President's Secretary of the Army Thomas White
who got only $12 million from his Enron stock. His 411 special
K is also gone but that is the genius of capitalism, and so
you did not hear him moaning although Donald Rumfilled and
Colon Powell did. And he also did nothing although Enron saw
him face to face seven times and called him on the phone 23
You would think Ari Fleishman was lying two weeks when he
said no-one in the White House had heard from Enron the way
the biased liberal press keeps digging up these things! This
has become an endless witch hump, and there is no smoking
gum so let us just move on, people, and go back to focusing
on how Bill Klintoon ruined this country.
But no, instead we hear these constant stories and criticism
about our Great Vice President Dick Cheney and his secret
meetings with Enron and Ken Lay. Just because the law says
we do does not mean you and me have the right to know every
detail about how the energy plan came to be.
Well, I do not want to know and neither should you. That
kind of meddling is what caused the energy crisis to go away
in the first place, leaving the Arctic National Refuse Wildlife
to go to waste.
The fuss about Securities and Exchange Commission chairman
Harvey Pits is also horrible. Yes, the entire Oversight Board
over something he said but that is not Harvey Pits fault.
You would think there would be more rejoicing over his plan
to privatize cumberland government regulations and let the
free market govern the free market like in Enron's case. But
no, instead there is all this hypocritical shouting by the
left wing Socialists and moderates just because Harvey Pits
once wrote an article advising companies like Arthur Andersen
and Enron to shred evidence before anyone found out.
Good God! That is just common sense! Do we want a Securities
and Exchange Commission chairman who does not get rid of evidence?
Or do we want Harvey Pits? Ivan Boesky did, and so does Ken
Lay. What these great millionaires want should be good enough
In other thing, no one is mentioning the good work by the
FBI in stopping Enron from shredding documents after Tuesday.
As soon as there were reports on the TV news saying Enron
had gone on shredding documents for months, they moved right
in. They do not get enough credit for things like that. The
FBI could be like our great attorney general who does not
watch the news but has it explained to him by somebody. But
no, they saw the report on the news and sprang into action
like a caged beast.
Yes, Ken Lay is missing
and so are 79 other Enron executives, but what did you LIEberals
want, another Waco? "Where is Osama? Where is Chic Omar? Where
is the Anthrax Terrorist? Where is Ken Lay? Where is Dick
Cheney?" You DemocRats sound like a broken record sometimes.
Our Great President got the American Taliban guy and the Shoe
guy. Is that not enough?
Besides, it is not like the money is missing. It is safe
and sound in the Cayman Islands, safe from the tyranny of
taxes and the welfare state. As our Great President Bush likes
to say, "It is not your money. It is their money."
Speaking of your money, I hope by now you have sent in your
money to buy our Great George W. a snack safety helmet so
another tragedy like the pretzel can be averted. Now one gave
me any at the bus station, and you cannot prove it if they
I think another collection should be taken up for George
Bush's poor Mother In Law to replace the money she lost on
Enron. I am sure I can get the address to send it to from
Secret Service Agent Brown. Please make any checks out to
"Cash," as I understand that is her pet nickname. Actual cash
would be even better. Send it to me here at the Daisyview
Trailer Park and I will send it on. You can trust me, as I
am a part-time free-lance custodial-engineering consultant.
I have an application in at Kmart, too, where I expect to
be hired any day.
I am happy to say that I have got another Republican Team
Leader e-mail from Deputy Jack Oliver. He sent me this letter
to pretend to be a Democrat with:
President Bush made a heart-land tour, following the Mississippi
River from Illinois to Louisiana, discussing the economy and
promoting his bi-partisan economic stimulus package. His proposal
has been met with strong support and genuine disappointment
in the partisan tactics Senator Daschle has employed at the
expense of the American people.
good Americans, such as yourself, see through Daschle's obstructionist
ploys and are willing to tell the truth. Keep up the pressure
by calling his office and writing letters to the editor. For
contact information, visit the Action Center at GOPTeamLeader.com.
the most recent articles we posted to GOPTeamLeader.com. If
you haven't an opportunity to read them, please take a moment
to visit the site. Please log-in to GOPTeamLeader.com and
forward this important message to your team today.
I copied that down word for word and sent it to my local
newspapers with the words "I am not a Republican Team Leader"
at the bottom, just as if our Great President Bush would have
However, I am no further along to getting a "team leader"
hat. I do not get anything for getting people on my team,
either, which is unfair. Just between you and me, I think
I could do a better job as Deputy.
Anyway, George Bush is a jenius, and Enron shows the jenius
of capitalism. There is no scandal there, and anyway the Democrats
are to blame. Let us focus on the Bush Economic miracle instead.
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader whose nickname is
not Cash so do not worry.