Time with Bob Boudelang
"George W. Has Thrown Out the ABM Treaty So Let's
All Start Digging Bomb Shelters!"
December 14, 2001
by Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Again we see the magnificent courage and vision of our jenius president great
George W. Bush. By throwing out the ABM treaty that has been
keeping the peace since 1972, he has freed us from the empty
past and opened the door to a new and more exciting future.
Who can forget the great days of America when everybody was
digging bomb shelters and dreaming about shooting their neighbors
over the last scrap of food after the atomic war? Now we will
have them all over again.
Now George has led us back to that kind of thinking by getting
rid of the ABM treaty before the Russians could break it.
Hooray, I say. I have already started digging mine and am
not just drinking in the woods. George W. is not afraid to
do what is right for America instead of what people want him
to do, and it is not just because he has a bombproof shelter
in Nebraska to hide in so stop saying that.
He knows that our new great missile shield will be a blessing
to America as it stops some of the missiles that our enemies,
who we are counting on to help us stop terrorism, might build
and launch in the future. And yes, it does not work in the
rain, you socialist smarty-pants, but there are lots of sunny
days. What are the odds an enemy will only attack in bad weather?
Besides, I am sure he is having the CIA plan to put radio
transmitters like the ones the system uses in the enemy missiles
when they are built so that we can hit them sometimes, but
that is all hush-hush so as not to tip our hand. That is the
way this great man's mind works, if it does. Do not forget
his dad was head of the CIA, so you can trust him.
It was also great the way he stopped the germ
warfare treaty dead in its tracks like an anthrax victim.
That treaty did not have any enforcement provisions, and it
was important to stop it before it did. After all, it is not
like germ warfare is a real problem, if you don't count the
dead post office workers.
It is horrible how the Civil Rights Commission is fighting
our great President on his effort to put people who will stop
this civil rights movement on the Commission. Have they not
heard that all 80% real Americans support George W. and would
do everything he says? Or is it that they care more about
civil rights than whether our President (and it is not his
fault black people are too dumb to vote correctly) gets his
way? Nor Katherine Harris, either. You cannot prove that,
and no one believes the report the commission put out that
What is overlooked in this hysteria is that the racist press
is overlooking the fact that this guy what's his name, is
not white. He just listens to white people and does what they
say, but he is a good black person. Marion Berry's wife, if
that's who she is, should be ashamed of herself for following
the rules instead of making an exception.
However, how tragic that another giant has fallen like a
tree in the forest with no one to hear it scream. This time
it is Dick Armey, who is a tragedy for America. And it had
nothing to do with Enron. Or Phil Gramm either, so stop saying
One by one we are losing our greatest congressmen who are
not bigots: Strom Thurmond who can still wave his arms and
blink, Jesse Helms, Phil Gramm, and Dick Armey. Now everyone's
greatest fear is that in their awake, we will be saddled with
a do-Something Congress that will pass "legislation" on housing,
the environment, education, crime and other problems instead
of relying on Americans to do something themselves without
waiting for Big Government to coddle their victim mentality.
Fortunately, his son Scott Armey (stop snickering) is going
to run for his seat, bringing old blood and the same ideas
to Washington. Hmmm.after the first great President Bush,
now we have his son, the Great George W. Instead of Dick Armey
we have his son, Scott Armey. Strom Thurmond, Jr., got appointed
something or other important by George W. I see a trend.
But Antonym Scalia's son, Skippy Scalia or whatever his name
was, was not given a job by the worthless Democraps, just
because they said he was unqualified. Is this why our four
fathers fought to break away from England and the king, so
that people couldn't provide for their kids like that? George
Washington would be tossing and turning in his grave at Valley
Forge if he thought that heredity and power counted for more
than qualifications today.
Also this guy Brame was forced to resign from being appointed
to the Labor Board just because he said gays should be put
to death. Has political correctness come to this, that no-one
can say out loud which minority should be put to death? It
is a shame when wishful thinking is a crime, but that is the
tyranny of liberals and radicals. We should have waited to
see if he actually did put gayo-Americans to death before
we said he went too far.
Instead we had the typical hysteria and fear mongering from
the left. Look at all the brew-haha at John Ashcroft by LIEberals
just because there's nothing about rounding up dark-skinned
people on suspicion and holding military tribunals in the
Constitution. Are we going to be bounded by priniciples and
ideals, or are we going to live in the real world, people?
We are at war with savages, and that is why it is no time
Well, those DemocRats and Moderates are laughing out of the
other side of their necks now that they have indicted this
guy Zacarias. And yes, he was in custody from before the attacks,
and yes, he is going to be tried in a civilian court, but
that is not the point. He could have been rounded up afterwards
and he could have been put in a military tribunal before he
was shot, and that is the point.
We no longer have atheist socialists running the government,
but real Christian Americans who are not afraid to use daisy
cutter and cluster bombs and don't boohoohoo when there are
three or four thousand civilian casualties. This is war!
What would Jesus do? He would just round up every swarthy
guy from the Middle East with robes and a beard, and to hell
with their rights, that is what Jesus would do. That is what
John Ashcroft is doing. That is why all the peace loving people
are scared of phantoms like him, as he told Congress.
It is disgraceful the way they are giving ammunition to America's
enemies by keeping us from drilling in the Wildlife Refuse,
or blocking the ten-year refund of corporate income taxes.
But then when have Democraps ever cared about national unity
and resolve? They would rather try to blame Bush for the recession
just because it happened while he was in office.
It is like the Osama Ben Ladin tape, which is not a fake,
and it is not Dubya's fault that the translators can not hear
what he does. When we all see it, if we ever do, we will see
that it shows him taking credit and partying while his people
suffer. Osama says something like "Lucky me! I hit the trifecta!"
unless I didn't hear what somebody said at the bus terminal
That is my main source of news these days since Mr. Padnavatham
only wants to watch Indian videos. He will be sorry he did
not let me watch Fox News when the mushroom clouds start falling,
but there will not be as many of them as there could be thanks
to George W. Hooray.
Boudelang is an American patriot and visionary and you will
all be sorry someday. Especially if you keep harping on the
rent, which is only late.
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