Time with Bob Boudelang
To Our Great President Because This Is No Kodak Moment Like
November 9, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Listen to me America! It is time we forgot all about the
news and the LIEberals with their cries for instant gravitation
and reason. This is not the time to think, but the time to
act on the wise words of our Great President George W. "It's
not one of these Kodak moments,'' Bush said. ``There is no
moment to this."
Who can doubt what he says, except the tree huggers and the
whiny Democrap Socialists, and the Moderates and the labor
unions and the FemiNazis and the Pacifists and the Blacks,
and the intellectuals and the college students and the gun
grabbers and the public school pimps and the Hispanish and
the atheists and the Jews (except for Ari Fleisher, who is
almost as good as if he was saved) and all the rest of that
tiny minority? The rest of us 90% true Americans understand
that the struggle will go on long after we get Bin Laden if
we ever do.
"We're truly a great nation, that we responded in ways that
the enemy could never have imagined,'' said George W., and
it is oh so true. Osama Bin Laden and Alkaheeda were probably
counting that by now there would be Federal airport screeners
who were part of a union, but they did not count on Tom DeLay
and Dick Armey and the rest of the brave Republicans who stood
up and said no to the horror of high paid professionals who
would probably have voted DemocRat.
And I am sure terrorists in their dusty hideouts everywhere
thought that we would crumble in the face of their attacks
and keep high capital gains taxes too. Ha ha! They did not
count on our House of Representatives, which did not run away
when the Senate got anthrax so stop saying that.
And I will bet that Bin Laden was very surprised when Bush
threw a strike at the World Series or called for penpals in
the Middle East. That has to be his greatest fear, that letters
will come from the Middle East to lots and lots of ordinary
households in America. Then what good will his anthrax and
smallpox weapons do?
Meanwhile there is good news everywhere. Our great attorney
general John Ashcroft announced that we have "emerged victorious
in the opening battle in the war against terrorism" and that
"We have not suffered another major terrorist attack" if you
don't count all those anthrax letters. And since they went
to LIEberals, they don't count.
Meanwhile, I have stepped up my battle in the fight of the
war on terrorism by getting a job as an airport screener part
time, although they will not give me a gun. The pay is not
very good but at least I got to poke anyone who looked suspicious
with the metal detector wand.
Or I did until they made me give it to Fonecia, which was
probably more of the bigotry of affirmative action at once,
as she is black and of the Afro-Feminist persuasion. It had
nothing to do with people complaining, so stop saying that.
Now I have to stand by the X-ray machine, which is pretty
boring. I keep hoping it will detect some sort of weapon hidden
in the bags and vaporize it automatically, but it never does.
I spend most of the day staring into space, imagining what
I would do if Osama Bin Laden tried to get on a plane. It
would not be pretty, I can tell you.
I had been shouting at suspicious people "Hey, you look like
a terrorist," but the airline people told me to stop. "Just
stand there," said the supervisor, Mr. Washington, when he
came out of the lounge to see what the fuss was about. "Let
the machine do all the work."
It is inspiring to see our National Guard there. Like the
Beancounters at Birmingham Palace in England, they do not
speak when I try to talk to them and pretend I do not even
However, there is still lots of treachery and backbiting
in our great President's administration and elsewhere I am
sad to say.
Just yesterday I was at the public library reading World
Net Daily, where I was not thrown out but left of my own valician.
No sooner did I get to David Limbaugh's column than I saw
this horrible slander:
Well, who would NOT shout and curse out loud and stop reading
if you came across liable like that? No one would ever have
heard of David Limbaugh if not for his brother Rush, who is
not getting fat again but just retaining water so stop saying
that. And yet here is David attacking him just because he
dares to tell the truth about how everything is Bill Clinton's
fault. I guess he thinks that now that Rush is going deaf
he will not have someone read it to him. Well, he better think
And let me not forget the horrible voters in New Jersey and
Virginia who tried to slap our great President in the face
by voting Socialist Democrap in their so-called elections.
However it has backfired and now they are stuck with the candidates
they elected. That will serve them right and now they will
be stuck with fewer guns, public schools and gay people with
However, I am proud to say voters in New York City saw the
lite and voted for the Republican candidate, who even though
he is a LIEberal is rich. That has to count for something.
So to some up, America, let's stay united on the road we
are traveling on down to victorytown over terrorism and DemocRats,
despite the alleged election. Now is the time to stay focused
and not get distracted by rights, casualties or morality.
Boudelang is a proud American patriot who is happy to help
make the airports safe from Federal employees. He is looking
forward to seeing you while your bag goes through the X-ray
machine by itself.
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