Time with Bob Boudelang
Is Not Losing The War On Terrorism, So There!"
November 2, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
This constant divisiveness and truth from you Democrap Socialists
will have to stop, now and I mean it!! Or else we will lose
this war against terrorism. And it will not be the fault of
our great President George W. Bush or anybody actually involved
with the war. It will be the fault of the tree huggers, the
gays, the blacks, the femiNazis, the Hispanish, the Orientals,
the gun-grabbers, the union sympathizers, the LIEberals, the
moderates, the ACLU, the atheists, the media and everyone
who is asking questions and flounting our liberties.
He is even being stabbed in the back by his own team. For
example, just the other day I heard Donald P. Rumfilled say
something about "an illegitimate, unelected group of thugs."
That is a horrible thing to say, and he should be ashamed
of himself. George W. was too elected, if you do not count
votes, and we are only killing innocent people by accident
with our bombs.
Rumfilled should be very careful. Look what happened the
other day, when he said that we would not get Bin Laden and
newspapers reported it. Fortunately, now he says we will,
which goes to show.
Also the other day I heard someone say something on the radio
about a "barbaric vengeance-filled madman hiding in cave and
plotting evil." That is a horrible thing to say about our
great vice president Dick Cheney, who is not hiding because
he is afraid but only to be safe. Plus he has too much real
work to do, running things behind the scene to free up our
Great President George W. so he can do important things like
reading to elementary school kids or running out on the field
at the World Series and throw the ball before heading back
out of sight.
It is time we all buckled down to the important work of stopping
airport security workers from having job security and a union,
or getting rid of taxes for great companies like ChevronTexaco,
Enron, Phillips Petroleum, IMC Global and CMS Energy. Otherwise
it will be like Osama Bin Laden has won by destroying our
great system of rewarding the rich.
We have got to get those responsible for the attack on America
and New York, and that is why we are bombing hospitals and
the Red Cross. War is not perfect. Get that straight!
And of course, we are all on the highest alert for more terrorism
thanks to the warnings by Tom Ridge, the Director of Homely
Security, John Ashcroft, and Ari Fleisher, who is a Jew but
is just as good as if he were saved. Now aren't you glad we
have guns, which Al Gore would have confiscated? Now we can
go about our everyday business with a sense of relaxation
because we are alert for terror of whatever kind there might
be whenever and wherever it might happen.
I feel much better, or I would if I actually had a gun, but
the cops have mine after Arjay, Mr. Padnavatham's nephew,
shot out the street lights with them. However, I know people
are safe in my town because I am patrolling the woods east
of town at night with a knife and a pointed stick, and not
just hiding there and drinking so stop saying that.
By the way, yes the CIA and FBI say that the malicious are
the source of the anthrax, but they are just saying that to
throw the REAL culprits into a false sense of security. I
bet it will turn out to be some LIEberal group, like Planned
Parenthood or Sarah Brady behind it all. That is why most
of the attacks have been on liberal groups like the media
and Dasshole who deserved it, to throw real Americans off
Yet already we see George W. and our great Military, like
Rear Admiral Stumblebaum, denying that we are in a quagmire.
Well, as those great Americans at Newsmax pointed
out, we should wait until we've had 99 more years of this
before we say such a thing. We are NOT in a quagmire, get
that straight. And it is Clinton's fault that we are bogged
down in one too.
And yes, maybe Bin Laden was treated at our hospital at Dubai
thanks to the CIA. But it would not have been necessary if
Clinton had actually got Bin Laden instead of being distracted
with lying about the crimes he was never convicted of due
to "no evidence of wrongdoing." What a travesty. Keep focused,
America! Paying attention to "evidence" instead of allegations
is how Klintoon escaped the first time and continued his terroristic
rain of peace and prosperity.
Nothing shows that better than the collapse of consumer confidence
since George W. It is as if consumers are finally realizing
that the eight years of good economy was a myth now that Slick
Willy is not around to stain the White House with his genitals.
Hooray! Now that George W. is in office, I think all of us
can see what a lack of genitals can do.
Meanwhile, our great President urged Congress on Wednesday
"to get to work and get something done." By which he means
stop trying to create jobs and give out more unemployment
benefits. He knows Americans don't want a Do-Something Congress
passing bills and creating jobs. That is a job for the rich,
like Liston MacIntyre, who just last week created the job
of part-time freelance Custodial Consultant and put me in
it. Now I have more time to devote to important current events
and news, and only scrape gum off the bus station floor three
days a week.
That is what the Bush revolution is about, new and exciting
ways of getting things done instead of old fashioned dead-end
jobs with "benefits." "People are having tough times in America,"
Bush said in a bluntly worded speech somewhere. That is why
we must give more money to people like Liston MacIntyre and
other millionaires and chief executive officers.
So to some up, stop telling the truth about the war and answering
questions, and be grateful for George's lack of genitals.
Unlike Klintoon, he stood up and was counted during Viet Nam
in Texas and you cannot prove he was really AWOL or used cocaine,
and he will stand up and be counted now, like I do hunkered
down in my foxhole in the woods every night, keeping America
safe from evil doers.
Boudelang is a proud American veteran who was not running
away when he was shot in the ass in Grenada so stop saying
that you lying DemoncRats.
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