Time with Bob Boudelang
Triumph For Bush in China Where He Was Not Dressed Like A
Clown So Stop Saying That!!"
October 26, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
What a week of triumph for Our Great President Bush! Yes,
Secretary Rumsfeld says Bin Laden will get away, but that
only shows how guilty he is, and has nothing to do with any
secret deal between the Bush and Bin Laden families so stop
saying that! That is typical of the nitpicking of you liberal
Socialists to blame our Chinchillian George W. just because
he turned down the deal when the Talleyrand wanted to hand
Bin Laden over. Besides everyone knows this is all Bill Klintoon's
fault even if I can't explain how..
That's why all the firemen and heroes in New York booed Hiltlery
Clinton off the stage when they were having the concert with
dope addicts and rock stars. Mr. Padnavatham says they did
not, but Rush Limbaugh says they did. I ask you, who is more
likely to have heard correctly?
Meanwhile, our Great President went to China. I was so proud
of this picture of him that I cut it out of the paper and
pasted it on my locker at the bus station:
Well, you would not believe it but some evil Democrap took
a red magic marker and drew clown hair and a big red nose
on him like he was Bozo. When I saw it I was very angry and
wrote "Our President Does Not Look Like Bozo the Clown!!!"
with my own pen on the picture.
Secret Service Agent Brown thinks it was an accomplice of
Bin Laden, I guess, which is why he is still hanging around.
I found him comparing another red magic marker to the one
that wrote "No, he looks like Zippy the Pinhead!!!" under
what I wrote when I came in the locker room.
There is still heightened security at the bus station, but
unfortunately I am unable to pitch in. I had to tell Secret
Service Agent Brown that the police confiscated my guns after
Mr. Padnavatham's nephew Arjay shot out the street lights.
He nodded and said "That's good," which makes me think he
was distracted. I had been watching for swarthy people in
the bus station and shouting "Secret Service Agent Brown,
look at him!" when I saw one, but he asked me to stop.
Anyway, it was a great trip for George W. and not a failure
like the trips to Europe which were actually successes. Once
again, George W. and his soul partner Pudding held discussions
about possibly getting rid of the Anti-Missile Treaty that
is outdated and having a new missile race, and although Pudding
said no again, he didn't do it as loud as before. If we had
had that system in place on September 11, we would not have
had to worry about Bin Laden's missiles if he had any.
What a shame that our Glorious President had to come home
to hear Democratic Socialist criticism of the Economic Stimulus
program. Good God! You would think no one could see how the
tax cuts so far revitalized the economy and kept it from being
even worse than it was thanks to Klintoon.
It is bad enough that the rich have to pay taxes at all without
them hearing criticism of this new tax cut. Do you think they
don't care when there are layoffs? I got a very nice personal
note of sympathy from Liston MacIntyre who owns the bus company
when I got laid off from full time. And he was kind enough
to hire me back part time as a independent sanitary consultant
with fewer benefits to keep the bus company even healthier.
I know it has been a strain on Mr. MacIntyre. He has to deal
with all these layoffs, just at a time when the press is lying
about his brother in law Carleton Halliday, who is Chief Financial
Officer, just because he has been indicted in a stock swindle.
As George W. says, "There ought to be limits on freedom."
What is the point of inheriting a multi-million dollar corporation
and marrying into a rich family if the press can tear you
down every time there is a petty indictment? It is as if the
American dream has died, killed by the LIEberal media and
this phony emphasis on white collar crime. It is sad to think
Bill Gates is stuck in jail while Bill Clinton runs free,
just because there was no indictments or evidence of wrongdoing.
It would be enough to get you or me discouraged, but not
our Great President, who had a wonderful little smile on his
face when he said he did not have anthrax over and over. Or
Dick Cheney, either, who is not hiding but only being safe.
And yes they started taking the anti-anthrax drugs on September
11th but that is not because they are cowards, so stop saying
that. You do not get classified information and so you cannot
know what they are afraid of.
Like Tom De Lay, who is continuing his fight against the
evils of legislation by keeping airport security in the hands
of private enterprise, who have been doing a good job since
the disaster if you don't count the guy who got on the plane
this week with a gun. It is horrible to think how much gun
control and education spending and health insurance and anti-pollution
laws there would be if not for patriots like Tom De Lay.
So to sum up, George W. Bush did not look like Bozo the clown,
rich people need more money, and you Democraps have to stop
this divisiveness and critical thinking. We must all stand
together in this time of crisis and stay focused or else people
will applaud when they see Hillary. So there.
Boudelang is an American patriot who has more hours now to
devote to current events, unless he finds a part-time job
like Rush Limbaugh's, hint hint. Leave a message at the trailer
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