Time with Bob Boudelang
Did Not Run and Hide and Neither Did I So Stop Saying That"
October 5, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal...
At last we all see the greatness of our terrific President
Bush that was plain to see. He did not run away and hide the
day of the terrorist attacks, and everybody knows it. Neither
did I, so stop saying that. Now he will deal with terrorism
everywhere the way he dealthwith the evil Red Chinese, who
he did not apologize to but just said "I'm sorry" to. Get
I was not just hiding in the woods. That is what so-called
Liberals would like you to think. But if it were not for patriots
like me and the Free White Organization of God, and hundreds
of other malicious across this great land, Muslins might have
marched right across this country and then where would we
We were following our rigorous training and discipline, or
rather we would have been. Kennyıs mother, however, would
not let him stay out after dark. And Bud was too busy increasing
prices at the gas station that morning to get away. Which
was not price gouging, like the corrupt DemocRat attorney
general alledges but merely the law of supply and demand and
the miracle of capitalism in action. Bud says he will fight
the indictment all the way to court if necessary, and that
is good enough for me.
That reduced the FWOG that morning to just me and Mr. Padnavathamıs
nephew Arjay, who was playing hookey from Herbert Hoover High.
Strictly speaking he is not white, but he did have his car
and funds for emergency provisions, which was not just beer,
so stop saying that. We also had slim jims. Or we would of
if he hadnıt driven off with them while we were setting up
Alpha Base One in Jenkins Woods. He also took off before I
could get my guns out of the trunk.
However, as anyone who has seen Rambo knows, commandos like
me and Rocky are dangerous weapons all by ourselves. And while
I was sharpening a stick in the rain, it gave me time to think
about this great country and how now that we were united as
never before we could focus on the evil confronting us: the
Klintoons and the Socialist Commie Democrats.
By the way, where would this great country of ours be NOW
if we were still burdened down with a surplus? I ask you?
Thank God President Bush and our great Republican leaders
were smart enough to give the money to the rich so they could
create the jobs Americans were getting laid off from due to
terrorist attacks even before they happened. That is why we
need capital gains tax cuts now, so that the giants of capitalism
who bailed out of Wall Street to protect us all donıt get
unfairly penalized by paying taxes like they were ordinary
And I hope now that even misguided fools like liberals can
see the folly of gun control and why guns should be allowed
everywhere, especially on airline flights. I was very proud
that when Arjay and his friends were arrested for shooting
out street lights, they said they stole the guns from me instead
of revealing they were members of the secret FWOG. I was also
surprised to find Arjay had recruited some members on his
own from the kids he hangs out with, although I wish he had
checked with me, as I am the Grand Avatar of FWOG. It goes
to show the positive benefits of guns. I would tell Mr. Padnavatham
so too, except he is angry enough and mired in the darkness
of Hindu, as Reverend Cloyd says.
I am sad to report that it has caused a rift in the FWOG,
as Kenny was disgusted to learn I had let a black person in,
although Arjay is not black like ordinary black people and
Kenny can only use his Momıs Buick when she is not at work
or at the Red Bear Lounge and so he cannot be counted on in
a crisis. He is going back to being the Ku Klux Klan, even
though because of his wheezing everyone knows who it is under
the hood. It is just as well, as his mom never made us FWOG
uniforms like his although he kept promising that she would.
Mine would have had epalets too.
It goes to show what they say about fair weather friends
and sunshine patriots is true, whatever it is. These are the
darkest days since Pearl Harbor, when millions of people went
to see Alex Baldwin in a movie this summer even though he
had been rude about our great President Bush. We FWOG members
boycotted opening night like Dr. Laura but it did no good,
and some teenager threw a soda on me. I guess he is laughing
out of the other side of his neck now. If he had gone to France
like he promised, he would have missed George W. as he read
his inspiring speech and did not sound like an idiot. So there.
Instead President Bush has even higher approval ratings than
his dad did when he destroyed Sodom Husane, or would have
because of the liberals. And yet people blamed him unfairly,
and voted him out before his eight years of peace and prosperity
could begin. Now we are mired in the Kliton recession, which
began as soon as Slick Willy left office, and as a result
we have to put up with the Hildebeast yawning while our great
President speaks just because the unAmerican traitors in New
York voted for her. It is clear as the nose on your face,
Another words, there is this constant drumstick of criticism
which has yet to begin, thanks to the Democrats phony "unity."
It is just as fake as their "diversity" which is really people
of all races getting together deliberately. You know Tom Dasshole
is going to say that George W. hid in Nebraska during the
attacks for ten hours and that there was no credulous evidence.
Well, just let him try saying that and see. George W was not
doing that because he was afraid, he was doing that to be
safe. The whole world knows that, just like they know he was
not AWOL even though there is no proof. Character does matter.
Now is the time to turn to recovery and revenge and dumping
on the Clintons together as a great nation would. As our great
President said yesterday in meeting with real industry leaders,
"I believe around this table, for example, believe it's important
to be aggressive on the front end, that the risk-reward ratio
is beneficial to be more aggressive on the front end and obviously
we agree with that. I can be very specific, just like I have
been." I think even Alan Greenspan would have been amazed
to hear that.
Those great captains of industry were an inspiring sight
to see. As President Bush said, "They're dedicated to the
workers that work for their company. They're dedicated to
providing security for their workers so they can go to work
feeling safely." That is why they are laying off workers,
to provide job security for every one. It is time we got together
behind them, and stand up straight and strong, just as I did
down in my foxhole in the woods with my stick, where I was
not hiding but defending, so stop saying that.
Otherwise it will not be patriotic Americans like me ending
your freedom of speech, and abortion, and worker rights, and
enviro junk science, and homosexuals, and civil rights, and
affirmative action, but a foreign tyrant. And no one wants
Boudelang is a brave American patriot and a leader of men
even if Kennyıs mom did not make him the uniform Kenny promised
she would. And he did not run and hide in the woods. So stop
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