Time with Bob Boudelang
September 7, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Gramm Is Another Tragedy for America But That is Not Why I
This Democrap war of truth and activity has got to stop!
Now I am physically ill and upchucking over it. And it has
been a week of triumphs for our Great President George Bush,
too, if only America had any clue instead of shouting nonsense
about recession and the surplus.
Phil Gramm - what a tragedy for America he is. I do not have
to say more. Think of all he has done for America in his career.
It is hard to even say. Wherever there has been the threat
of public schools or Medicare Phil Gramm has fought to stop
it. It is scary to think of all that might have been done
if Phil Gramm had not been in Congress. Now he is going off
into the Golden Sunlight like Jesse Helms and Storm Thurmond
although he is not dead yet.
The rumor is that next Fred Thompson may leave and go back
to Hollywood. Why someone would leave Washington, with exciting
and interesting people like George W. and Trent Lott and Tom
DeLay, just to hang out with stupid losers like Julia Roberts
is beyond me. And when will Alex Baldwin go to France already
like he promised? Barbra Streisand and Rosie O. Donald too.
She wants to take away everyone's guns, and yet she went and
got an armed bodyguard just because of a few letters. What
And it was horrible that the El Presidentey of Mexico Vincent
Fox said that George W. should give immigrants amnesty before
the end of the year. Who does he think he is to come from
his little country and talk to our President like that? Was
it not enough for George W. to call them guest workers instead
of wetbacks? It is bad enough they will not learn English,
like the people who founded Texas, Arizona and New Mexico,
but now they want to have rights like they were Americans.
No one is complaining about the good Mexicans, but some of
these people have broken immigration laws coming here to take
jobs like fruit-picking and garment-sewing away from Americans.
I am happy to see that after the miracle of the tax cut which
put this country on the road away from where the past eight
years have gone, our Great President is talking with Trent
Lott about another tax cut for capital gains. This will benefit
lots of workers like me and you with more money for the rich
to make more jobs.
It is as plain as California where deregulation did not cause
an energy crisis because it was not true deregulation. What
the Californios needed was MORE deregulation, instead of the
phony LIEberal and moderate answer of price caps, which only
provides a solution. What we need to fix the tax cuts is more
Don't you realize that times have changed and the old progressive
notions like helping the poor are out of date? A new wind
is breaking in the country, and conservatives are responsible.
But there is no outrage to which LIEberals and Moderates
will not go to spread their gloomy message of tolerance and
progress. What is worse is that they are able to dupe the
public with the truth instead of listening to our "story."
I blame the vicious left wing media which has stopped running
stories about how Gary Conduit killed that girl and got away
with it because there is no evidence, and is distracting us
with stories about recession, and Social Security and patient's
rights and other trivial concerns.
Mr. Padnavatham lets me watch his television again as I have
caught up in the rent, but he will not watch Fox News so I
cannot tell you the latest.
However, I hope that you have paid attention to George W.'s
crafty tactics visavee China. First he said he would encourage
them to build missiles and more atomic bombs, then he said
he would share the missile defense program with them, and
then he said he would not and he was not encouraging them.
Are those tactics or what? Once again the sinister puppet
masters of Bayjing have been outwitted by our own. It is like
when George W. fooled them into thinking he had apologized
when he only said "I'm sorry." No wonder you see those bumper
stickers that say "Bush is a Jenius."
It is sad to report that I am even working with a bunch of
DemocRAT socialists too. A couple weeks ago someone drew a
Hitler mustache with a magic marker on my autograph picture
of Colonel Oliver North that was in my locker at the bus terminal.
And then just before Labor Day someone stuck a subversive
flyer in my locker about unionizing. It was very disloyal
to the bus company's fine CEO Liston McIntire who has been
spending the summer in the Riviera researching mass transit
there. It complained about him getting a big raise and a interest-free
loan from the company even though there have been layoffs
and stock prices are down. Good God, talk about class warfare!
The flyer quoted him complaining about how small his raise
was in Forbes magazine and pointed out that he had put in
an executive dining room with a four star chef and an executive
spa with a swimming pool. Well excuse me for breathing, but
is he not entitle to some comfort after a hard day of meetings
You would think that especially before Labor Day people would
give a thought to our hard-working millionaires and multi-millionaires
who have built themselves up from nothing to provide us with
jobs, as Mr. McIntire and his father before him and his grandfather
before him have done, instead of this nonsense about unions
and benefits. When was the last time you got a job from a
I said as much to Mr. Hernandez-Garcia who hired me although
he is not a qualified candidate, and he said something in
Spanish and sighed. He does that a lot, and I think it is
because he knows he has been appointed to the job and is not
up to its demands thanks to the tyranny and bigotry of affirmative
I did not think Mr. Hernandez-Garcia was going to get to
the bottom of things, so I sat right down and wrote the following
letter to Liston McIntire and sent it to company headquarters:
Do not worry
about laying off workers! You will get what is coming to you!
Enjoy your four star dining room. Be careful in the pool.
Hope you had fun in France.
get what is coming to you! Do not forget that! "The blood
of patriot guns cries out for freedom."
check is in the mail! George W. Bush will get what he deserves
I did not say Dear Liston McIntire because I did not want
him to get the wrong idea and think it was from a GayoAmerican.
I got the address off the customer complaint cards that we
hand out here at the terminal to the passengers, who throw
them on the floor, the bastards. I also put the friendly PS
to let him know I was a fellow supporter of our great President
Bush, as he was. Mr. McIntire even went to the Inauguration
Well, you would not believe it but this week the bus terminal
has been swarming with undercover cops and even Secret Service,
as some subversive DemoCrap sent Mr. McIntire and President
Bush a death threat! Yes, there is no cowardly depths to which
these dirty un-American dogs will sink!
I got to know one Secret Service agent, Agent Brown, really
well as he and me had a long talk for hours. I asked him if
he wanted me to bring my gun to work just in case of trouble
and he looked at me funny. I guess he did not expect that
much cooperation, dealing as he does with dangerous crazies
I had put this picture of George Bush that was in the newspaper
and on the internet up on my locker door, and Agent Brown
wanted to know why.
I told him that I wanted to put it up to show the dangerous
Socialist Democraps that I worked with that our Great President
George Bush was an ordinary working guy that you or me would
probably like to buy a few drinks for if you had money and
he could still drink.
"But he looks like an idiot with that glove hanging out of
his mouth," said Agent Brown.
That made me angry, although later I realized he was just
trying to rile me up to see if I was cool under pressure.
"Did you not ever have to take your glove off when you had
something in your other hand?" I roared. To demonstrate I
took off my own workglove like George W. Unfortunately I forgot
I had just been cleaning the men's room, and so I have been
home sick upchucking ever since.
Enclosing let me say, America support our Great President
George Bush and his brother who didn't steal the election
so stop saying that. I hope you will look at his picture every
day and remember you never saw Bill Clinton or Tom Dasshole
or Richie Gephardt like that. And now I have to go upchuck
Boudelang is an Angry American Patriot who hopes every rich
person and Republican gets what they deserve and that you
feel the same way, although you are not upchucking like he
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