Time with Bob Boudelang
August 31, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Can Doubt The Mighty Power of George Bush's Economic Miracle
So Stop Saying That!
Who's blood is not boiling now at the Democraps who have
ruined the economy for the past eight years? Now they are
saying our Great President George Bush (who was too elected
if you don't count people's votes) has wrecked our surplus.
Mine certainly is!
I know it is distracting me from my work at the bus station,
where I am not just goofing off, and I wish you would tell
Mr. Hernandez-Garcia that too. These are IMPORTANT issues
that shape the destiny of the future of tomorrow.
George Bush has given this country an economic miracle with
his tax cut and the checks are in the mail! Good God, why
don't people believe that? Instead they listen to the DemoncRATS
and economists and moderates and journalists and commentators
and Sunday morning punjabs who say the economy is not doing
well just because of layoffs and less spending.
Fortunately, REAL Americans like Rupert Murdoch are probably
working overtime to get the "truth" out. So am I, or I would
be except Mr. Hernandez-Garcia has told me not to speak to
the bus passengers.
Mr. Hernandez-Garcia is my boss at the bus station, although
if there was real racial equality in this country like Jesse
Helms has been fighting for all his life, I would be the boss.
But instead due to the bigotry of affirmative action which
put him ahead of more qualified candidates to do the hiring,
I am working for him.
What is more, I think he is an illegal "guest worker" of
the kind George Bush said he would give amnesty to for Hispanish
support, although it will not happen. Because every time I
even mention the word "green card," he says something in Spanish
and tells me to get the gum off the floor.
He and his little family are from Nicaragua, where they were
rescued from the iron heel of the Santayanas by the Great
President Ronald Reagan (what a tragedy about his mind for
America) and his brave Contras. He has not thanked me for
supporting the Contras even though he sees I have an autographed
photo from Oliver North in my locker.
I wish I knew who drew the Hitler mustache with a magic marker
on Colonel North who is a real patriot and his conviction
did not stick, another LIEberal slander.
When I saw it, I was furious, I can tell you that! I wrote
"He is NOT a Nazi!!!!" in big letters on the Colonel's photo
so that real people would not get the wrong idea and think
I was a subversive or intellectual. So there. Another communist
plot foiled like Grenada, where I would have killed the commie
bastards if I had seen any.
Instead I got shot in the rear end by friendly fire and got
a medal too. And what have you done for my country, you unpatriotic
liars and socialists, but wine and snivel about health care
for the uninsured, and protecting the environment, and workers'
rights, and more money for public schools, and welfare, and
putting social security in a lock box and prescription help
for old people and all the other destructive Democrap drivel?
It makes my blood boil and every decent American's too.
George Bush has put this country on the right track again,
with money for oil companies to find oil they can sell to
us, and money for the military to protect us from the countries
who are angry about the missiles we are building to protect
ourselves now from the missiles they may be planning to build
someday. It is as plain as the nose on my face. If we don't
break the ABM treaty first, the Russians will break it someday
themselves. You can't trust Russians to keep their word.
But instead of pitching in to help, like the Navy picking
up Dick Cheney's electric bill, the left wing socialists are
complaining. They forget when George Bush came into office
(and he did too win! Votes mean nothing!), he warned us that
the yellow light on the dashboard was blinking. Were we listening?
Now it has gone out, and who's fault is that? Leave us not
forget that if it were up to our terrific president like he
was a dictator, there would be a much bigger tax cut this
instant, and then we would be rolling in what was trickling
down on us now. Instead, it is a tiny stream instead of a
I blame the you-no-whose like Klintoon, who inherited the
first George Bush's economic miracle, which was just about
to kick in and rescue us from Jimmy Carter's recession when
the election happened. Because of timing he was not given
the votes he ought to have got. (And what about Ross Porro?
How come we never hear anything about Klintoon stealing the
election?) Despite Slick Willie's attempts to wreck the first
Bush's economy, it lasted for eight years. And now that George's
great son has taken the helm, the failure of the Kliton economy
is happening just like Bill O'Reilly says.
At least, I hope that is what Bill O'Reilly is saying although
I do not know because Mr. Padnavatham still will not let me
watch his television although I am almost caught up on back
rent, and I still do not have electricity in my trailer. And
they only watch the trotters or soccer at the Post Time Tavern
which is far superior to the Red Bear Lounge (and I am too
allowed back in there. I just choose not to go, so there.)
Fortunately, I am able to hear the truth through my radio
thanks to Bob Grant, Gordon Liddy and Rush Limbaugh (and if
any of you are looking for a writer please call, I am not
kidding on this honest!). It does not use electricity or even
batteries but operates by winding a crank. I got it two years
ago at the Great American Patriot Heartland Values Survivalist
Expo and Gun Show of God (which was not a crackpot bunch of
white supremacists and malicious despite what the LIEberals
at the local paper made it sound like) where it cost just
$1,500. It is made of nearly unbreakable genuine plastic and
has a light too, although that has burned out.
I invested my life savings in freeze-dried food and the radio
at the Expo and it has stood me in good stead ever since.
After all, it was only because they were afraid of the network
of armed patriots like me that Klitoon and sHrillary did not
take advantage of the KY2 emergency to declare themselves
emperors for life and turn this great country over to the
UN and the Hong Kong drug police. Instead we are still free
and with computers, and what thanks do we get? Cries for background
checks at gun shows, that's what. But I am not bitter although
I ought to be, dammit.
Most of the labels have fallen off the foil packets since
I bought them so I am never sure if I am eating freeze-dried
beef strogonaught or freeze-dried ice cream. But it is all
good. I have some left if you want to invest.
If we had an individual savings account instead of Social
Security like George Bush wants to give us, perhaps we could
all have freeze-dried food and crank radios. Instead all we
have is this risky and dangerous government scheme to rely
on for our old age.
Fortunately we also have a great and popular President who
is working hard for people like us even though he has been
on vacation for a month on his ranch. Now he is tanned and
rested just in time for Labor Day weekend.
It was good to hear the President the other day talking before
the American Legion, although his voice kept fading out whenever
I got tired of cranking.
The American Legion showed what real Americans think. My
Pop Bo Boudelang used to tell me what patriots the American
Legion were during the Great Depression, when they would go
to the trainyards and beat up bums. Everyone was happy then
and not oppressed yet by the New Deal and FDR. Pop has left
us now, but I am sure where ever he is he was cheered by hearing
about the American Legion. Unless he is dead, but even then
I am sure they get Fox News in heaven where Richard Nixon
and Joe McCarthy and Lester Maddox are.
"Our economy began slowing down last year and that's bad
news and I am deeply worried about the working families all
across the country," Bush said. However, I am sure that
Bush will still not have to do anything as with the tax cut
the economy will soon be picking up.
So to sum up, yes the surplus is gone, Demoncraps, but that
is good news. Our Great President Bush says it will create
a fiscal straight jacket for Congress. I hope in the days
and weeks to come, whenever you see "George Bush" you will
think "straight jacket." I know I will.
In fact, I think when Mr. Hernandez-Garcia is not looking,
I am going to yell "Bush! Straight Jacket!" and "The check
is in the mail!" in the bus terminal as loud as I can. The
story will come out, even if it is by a crank. The blood of
patriot guns cries out for the freedom of speech, like Thomas
Jefferson probably said. He will never guess it is me.
Boudelang is a proud American patriot who thinks "straight
jacket" whenever he sees George Bush and hopes you will too.
If you want to invest in freeze-dried food to keep this country
free of tyranny, come down to the bus station and keep your
ears open. No checks or credit cards.
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