Time with Bob Boudelang
August 3, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Crowds Cannot Hide That Everybody Loves Bush And Hates Klintoon
As every American knows, it was another week of triumph for
our great President George W. Bush who did not steal the election,
but nobody knows it thanks to the LIEberal media. Now he is
taking a well-earned one-month vacation after working so hard
for six months, and those people who are complaining wish
they could take vacations like that. It is simply class envy,
like those people who begrudge the rich getting more taxes
back than us. After all, they paid more taxes and what is
fair about Steve Forbes or Pete DuPont paying more than us?
But instead of praise George has received nothing from blame
and scorn from the tree huggers, the gays, the blacks, the
femiNazis, the Hispanish, the Orientals, the gun-grabbers,
the union sympathizers, the LIEberals, the moderates, and
the product safety people. I mention them because they raised
such a stink that Tom Dasshole and the rest of the lockstep
Senate Democrats voted against Mary Ellen Gall to head the
Consumer Product Safety Commission.
Gall would have rightly blamed irresponsible parents who
use a baby seat instead of manufacturers for defective products,
but instead we will go on with a climate of victims. It makes
Americans feel helpless and cheated when people are able to
sue tobacco companies for millions instead of blaming themselves
for not believing in junk science, but do you think DemoncRATS
care? No, they go on blocking tort reform and letting trial
lawyers run amuck, winning cases.
Thank God (which Al Gore would have prevented) that Bush
has made his backroom deal with Republican Representative
Charlie Norwood to keep us from having patients rights! That
is real bipartisanship and not the bill sponsored by Republican
traitor Greg Ganske and DemoncRAT John Dingell. Hooray for
Bush, who is a uniter not a divider and will protect our precious
HMOs from paying for medical care.
Even though he is on vacation, George took the trouble to
talk to the Black Police Organization, where he did not say
anything bigoted. That tells you what liars the left wing
socialists are, all right. He talked to them about his plan
to give money to churches instead of agencies that help the
I wish he would have gone further and talked to them about
how his cutting funds for drug treatment in public housing
will help cops have more addicts to arrest. He could also
have discussed the good work he and John Ashcroft are doing
to make guns more available to every American without background
checks. I know those cops would have cheered to hear there
would be more guns to make their job easier.
Instead it was as if they didn't care for Bush at all, which
I blame on race-baiting bigots like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
Still, what a contrast between a REAL president, like Bush
who stood still and read his speech slowly and carefully off
the teleprompter, and slick Willie who moved while he was
talking and didn't seem to be reading at all. It was like
he was making it up as he went along, and what an insult to
the good people of Harlem that he didn't have somebody write
a speech for him but just talked.
I was glad Fox News cut away from the real President to Klintoon
so people could see the contrast for themselves. I was especially
disgusted when he talked to the good people of Harlem who
were protesting. That is not what a president should do with
people criticizing him. George Bush would not have done it.
What was worse is that black militants like Charles Rangel,
white socialists, and other riff-raff, outnumbered the good
people, like the guy from the New Black Panther Party.
What especially made me sick was the diversity. You don't
think that was real do you? No, that was black people and
white people deliberately getting together.
What decent American was not sickened by the sight of these
people cheering that disgraceful ex-president Slick Willy
Klintoon when he "opened" his office in Harlem? Why weren't
they working during the day instead of hanging out on the
When I mentioned that to Mr. Padnavatham as we were watching
it, he looked at me funny. He is a foreigner and does not
understand where America's greatness lies. Instead he began
to shout at me about the back rent. But as Shakespeare says,
sometimes the problems of two people don't amount to a hill
of baked beans. There are more important things, like politics.
Besides, thanks to the Bush economic miracle, the next day
I got a job at the bus station, as assistant sanitation engineer.
It does not pay as much as the produce department but there
is less bureaucracy and I have a better title. Son I will
have electricity again and not have to watch Mr. Padnavatham's
Speaking of Al Sharpton, he is still in jail in Puerto Rico
along with Jesse Jackson's wife and a Kennedy but not the
right one hahahaha. They were jailed for protesting us bombing
that island. Now the Puerto Ricans have voted to kick us off
the island, although like Americans voting for Al Gore it
doesn't mean anything. They will be sorry, mark my words.
Wait until they see what they miss when we stop bombing, if
Meanwhile we are a weaker nation because we will not be able
to bomb, although we are going to keep on doing it. That is
probably why Saddam shot a missile at our U-2 plane last week.
It is time we drew a line in the sand again and showed the
world what a bully is all about.
Best of all the Bush energy plan was approved by the House
of Representatives, hahahaha, so there Democrats. Now the
poor oil companies will get the taxpayer money they need to
drill in the Arctic Wildlife Reserve for the oil they can
sell to us. That is the miracle of capitalism at work and
it is due to George Bush and his leadership. Maybe now they
will stop asking Dick Cheney who came up with the plan and
concentrate instead on real issues, liking taking away money
from schools that are not doing well and giving it to those
who are doing well. We can only hope that this kind of fairness
will prevail, and not the kind of socialism that gives money
to people who need it or takes care of the environment instead
of oil companies.
Bush has been a tiger in the tank of America like Exxon,
that's for sure, and he has washed the stain off the windshield
too. Americans know it too, no matter what the polls say (and
even then that is misleading. Just 16% thought he was really
bad - all the rest only said he was not good). It is sad that
he is taking a month off, but he is only human. At least that
is my theory.
Boudelang is a Patriotic American who serves as Assistant
Sanitation Engineer and may even get keys.
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