Time with Bob Boudelang
July 20, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Security Shows How Much Democrats Hate Old People!!
There is no clearer way to show how the Democrats spread
their divisive message of intolerance, hate and bigotry than
their support of Social Security for old people. It is about
time the American people woke up and realized that. In fact,
I call it Socialist Security, because that is what it is.
I used to call the Rush Limbaugh show and suggest that Rush
say that also though I never got through. And I was too entitled
to use the phone when I worked in the produce department.
Now Rush is finally being paid what he is worth, more than
Peter (Commie) Jennings, Rosie (gun-grabber) O'Donnell, and
Alex (Go to France already!) Baldwin combined.
Radio stations and advertisers know how much he is worth,
and not just because his listeners are gullible so stop saying
that. We do not believe everything he says, although Rush
is always right. Rush is even making more than Dan Commie
Blather who refuses to say that that DemoncRAT Conduit killed
that girl. Thank goodness his cover-up is not working, as
Fox News (yay!) is getting to the bottom of Sandra Levy and
how this is just like Klintoon 24 hours a day. They even have
their own music for it.
If Rush wants his show to be even better, he should have
me writing for him, and I am not kidding. He can leave a message
with Mr. Padnavatham who runs the trailer park. Mr. Padnavatham
is a legal immigrant, not the bad kind that our Great President
George Bush (who did not steal the election despite what the
commies at the New York Socialist Times say) was never going
to make citizens. That was typical Democratic spin. He was
going to think about letting them be made citizens, and he
never said different.
Hispanish voters are not dumb. They would have seen that
the Democrats have done nothing for them, while it is the
Great Old Party of Republican that makes them use English
only and announces they might make citizens out of the immigrants
that steal jobs. That is why us Republicans are the party
of diversity and would even accept a non-Christian Hindu like
Mr. Padnavatham even though it is one step from Satanism.
Speaking of Satanism, first the Civil Rights commission said
blacks couldn't vote in Florida, and now the New York Times
(or Pravda as some call it) says illegal military ballots
were counted. Want some cheese whiz to go with that wine?
When will the minorities and gays and femiNazis and tree-huggers
and unions and Democrats and moderates and secular humanists
and multi-culturalists and one-worlders and gun-grabbers and
public school lovers accept what the voters said (if you don't
count the majority)?
The election is over, so get over it, people. I have. Didn't
you see the map with red and blue states? And yet some traitor
at the U.S. Conference of Mayors said that the urban areas
that voted for Gore account for 85% of the country's economy.
They must be smoking their crack again.
It has been a turpetuous week in politics, with our great
President going back to overseas, where he will hold talks
to show the Europeans we will not negotiate. He will be able
to wave our successful missile test in their faces hahahahaha.
Now they will see they will have to protect themselves from
rogue nations, like Russia and China getting together. They
will look at us in a new light, believe you me.
But all of this is taking me away from Socialist Security,
which is cruelly robbing old folks, the infirm and retirees
of the chance to make money on Wall Street like everybody
else does. If the Democrats really cared about geezers, they
would want them to share in the excitement of the stock market
instead of a small guaranteed return. Yes, 401K's are losing
money, but that is nothing to worry about. The stock market
has never lost money for more than 20 years, and that is a
fact, not propaganda. And the person President Bush has named
to be in charge of the Security and Exchange Commission was
NOT Ivan Boesky's friend. Harvey Pitt was Ivan Boesky's lawyer.
But you never hear about that from the Democrat spinmiceters
who wouldn't have said a word about Al Gore wasting 190,000
dollars worth of electricity a month if he had done it. But
let Dick Cheney just ask the Navy to pay his bills and all
of a sudden there is concern. Talk about a double standard,
folks! Let old people take a chance on Wall Street like everybody
else. It is only fair that they have the same chance to be
millionaires as anyone else. They are getting discount cards
for some pharmacies thanks to Dubya and that's something else
the Democrats who were just going to rely on Medicare never
When we get rid of Medicare and Social Security, old people
will be better off than before, thanks to conservatives like
me and Rush Limbaugh and we can look forward ourselves to
being old and without government help. Especially Rush (don't
forget to call!).
Boudelang is a Patriotic American Workingman who is not just
sitting on his butt collecting unemployment and food stamps
like some people but has actually been out looking other places
than the racetrack so stop saying that!
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