Time with Bob Boudelang
June 22, 2001
by Bob Boudelang
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that it's about time the conservatives had a voice on this
website. So here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot,
with this week's rebuttal:
Nuts Are Not As Dangerous As Gun Control Any Day, so there!
The current lies by LIEberals about guns has got to stop.
No one listens to them, and this constant emphasis on shooting
and not the wholesome fun part of guns has turned everyone
against guns. Just because a guy with a gun was in the park
where George W. Bush (who did NOT steal the election!) was
jogging does not mean anything about too many guns in the
wrong hands. After all who could possibly hate George W.?
He is not like that evil Klintoon who should have been shot
Guns have been an exciting part of American life since Nathan
Hale and Crispy Adams first got shot. (And LIEberals are always
saying Crispy was black but they don't say he wasn't the type
that would make cracks about Uncle Tom Sowell. He was a good
black like J.C. Watts or the guy who fills in for Rush when
he goes on vacation.) When Patrick Harry said "Give me liberty
or give me death," he meant with guns. Let's get that straight!
If Sarah Brady had been around then, we would probably still
be slaves like the people in Canada. That was when the Malicious
was formed to give us the blessings of liberty and peace,
Also would there have been a Civil War or would Lincoln have
got shot without guns? It is scary to realize that there are
people in this great country of ours who want to deny this.
"The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be
in fringe," are the greatest words in history. That is why
it is the Second of the first Ten Commandments, which we call
the Bill of Rights. The gun grabbers want you to believe the
Commandment has something to do with a well-regulated state
militia like the National Guard. Well, if the Founding Fathers
had meant that, they would have put it in. Ha!
"Let us have gun control," they cry like babies every time
there is a school massacre or a shooting at some business.
Don't they realize that it is the lack of guns that causes
these massacres and shootings? Look back at American history
and you will notice that whenever two armed men faced each
other there was never any shooting. It was only when unarmed
men got involved, like sodbusters or dudes from the East.
Billy the Kid, Jesse James, John Dillinger, and the Lone Ranger
all knew what guns were for. And that was, no shooting and
killing. Are socialist Democrats so dumb that they cannot
understand this? Look at John Wayne. Yes, he shot people but
they deserved it. What would have happened if John Wayne met
Lee Marvin on the street and he did not have a gun? I don't
even have to tell you.
Today we have shooting and killing because we have gun control.
Nothing could be clearer. Look at the two Beatles. George
Harrison was stabbed by an intruder because he couldn't have
a gun in England, home of the gun grabbers where even the
police who used to not carry guns are the only ones with guns.
And John Lennon, who was FROM England and wasn't carrying
a gun, got shot by Mark Chaplin who came from here in America
where some people want to have gun control.
Can't they see what they are doing? Or is it that they don't
care? Is it really more important to keep their kids from
hearing Eddie Eagle tell them guns are safe than knowing what
to do when there is a shooting in their school? I ask you.
I bring up Eddie Eagle because he is the mascot of the National
Rifle Association, like Joe Camel or Ronald McDonald. I am
a life member, like Charlton Heston only not as rich or handsome.
LOL! Look what happened when Charlton Heston did not have
a gun but talking monkeys did. It was only a movie but it
makes you think!!
You have to question the motives of those who are calling
for gun control. Give them gun control to stop school massacres,
and they will be calling for more gun control to stop other
shootings. Gun control was invented by Adolph Hitler and Sarah
Brady is just like him. She is using the Aryan Nations just
like the Nazis to scare people because she would like to round
up all gun owners and put them in concentration camps too,
but she will have a fight on her hands, I can tell you. And
she will not have guns, hahahahaha!
We must protect ourselves from criminals today. Gun control
laws will never work because only law-abiding citizens obey
them. LIEberals want to trick you into believing bank robbery
laws don't work either because law-abiding people don't rob
banks but they are wrong. Guns are different!
Another LIEberal half-truth is that America has three times
as many gun deaths as Northern Ireland because Northern Ireland
has 4 per 100,000 and we have 12 per 100,000. They fail to
mention Northern Ireland is much smaller and not very violent
compared to Kansas or Iowa because they want to trick you
into supporting gun control. Thank God we no longer have Klintoon.
We have George W. Bush who did not steal the election and
Dick Cheney. Look at how the LIEberals demonized Dick Cheney
just because he voted for teflon bullets. It just goes to
show they did not know what they were talking about. Other
bullets go right through bulletproof vests anyway, so banning
teflon bullets did not do much. Today there are no plastic
guns and whose fault is that? Not Dick Cheney's, I can tell
Look at Waco! They would not have lasted 42 minutes if they
had had no guns, much less 42 days. They would have had to
give up without a fight. If only they had more guns Janet
Reno might have been averted.
Enclosing, I would like to say God, Guts and Guns made this
country great. We should drop on our knees every day and pray
that we do not give up our freedom and liberty just because
a few kids get shot. We have no choice! Amen.
Boudelang is a patriotic American patriot who wants nothing
to do with liberals. He is a NRA life member and may be assistant
manager of the produce department soon.
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