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2004
Republican National Convention Schedule
May
6, 2004
By Pat Henry
*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ***
2004 Republican National Convention schedule
Contact: Christine Diverson, 202-555-8614
DAY ONE
"The First Amendment and its Importance to a Free America"
Antonin Scalia; sponsored by the Media Research Center
{no press allowed}
"Why the 'Old Rules' No Longer Apply in Post 9/11 America"
John Aschroft; to be followed by a ritual burning of an
original copy of the Constitution
"Why Women and the Non-Religious are Substantially Inferior"
Pat Robertson; cosponsored by Concerned Women for America
and the Taliban
Evening Entertainment:
"The Dangers of a One-Party State"
Fidel Castro and his Comedy Revue; sponsored by the Project
for a New Republican Century (PNRC)
DAY TWO
"Violence: the solution to every problem"
Richard Perle; cosponsored by the Defense Policy Board and
the NRA
"Why Our Capitalist System Works: the competitive bidding
process"
Dick Cheney; cosponsored by Halliburton, The Carlyle Group
and the Saudi Royal Family
"The First Amendment: why all Americans are free to agree
with us"
John Ashcroft; cosponsored by every patriotic American
Evening Entertainment:
"This Is The Party of Lincoln"
Bob Dole and his Comedy Revue; sponsored by Pfizer
DAY THREE
"Why Sharing Our Toys Is Fundamentally Bad"
Stephen Moore; cosponsored by the Club For Growth and the
National Council of Kindergarteners
"Ralph Nader: True American Hero"
Ed Gillespie; cosponsored by Raytheon and other corporations
in Nader's portfolio
"Clean Lands, Clean Air: cutting down trees to reduce
smoke pollution"
Gale Norton; sponsored by the American Forest and Paper Association
Keynote Address:
"The Fourth Reich: honoring the legacy of my grandfather"
President Karl C. Rove; sponsored by the Heritage Foundation
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