9/11: Time of Crisis" - My Favorite Scenes
By Smokey Sojac
Those of you who skipped the Showtime original film, "DC
9/11: Time of Crisis" missed a veritable landmine in
celluloid history. But don't worry - here are the highlights,
just because you asked so nicely...
"Trust me...the air is completely safe
"Pay no attention to that plane... it's
just the Bin Ladens going back to Saudi Arabia."
"Buy duct tape and plastic wrap!"
"I pledge to kill more innocent civilians
there than the terrorists did here."
"Enron was all Ann Richards and had nothing
to do with me... honest!"
"….then the pet goat said to the
"Ha ha ha! Lucky me! I hit the trifecta!"
"Anybody want to buy a photo of me sitting
on Air Force One looking brave? It's only $150."
"Try to look more upbeat when I come
back for the Convention in 2004."
Not George W. Bush but an incredible simulation of George
W. Bush. Timothy Bottoms as Our Great Leader and John Henley
as megaphone-stricken firefighter Bob Beckwith.