Your Tank With Iraqi Children
October 8, 2002
By Mike McArdle
At Kidco Oil we recognize that since September 11 our nation
and in fact our world has been faced with new and ever more
daunting challenges. We also realize that this is no time
for squeamish leadership on either the corporate or national
level. These are difficult times and to prevail America must
keep the wheels of commerce and industry turning.
We feel that providing a reliable and uninterrupted supply
of reasonably priced energy is an important role that we can
play in Americas struggle against terror.
So when our researchers discovered a revolutionary new fuel
could be made with an additive created from processed and
refined Iraqi children we felt we had no choice but to step
into a leadership role. We told our researchers to press forward
with their work and instructed our marketers to gauge the
publics reaction to this astounding new development.
We're realists. We knew, of course, that there would be a
negative reaction in some quarters. There were some who questioned
and are still questioning - the ethics of this groundbreaking
new research. And, of course, we at Kidco are very sensitive
to these concerns. But as an important energy supplier to
millions of American businesses and consumers we feel that
our first obligation must be to our customers.
With that in mind we decided that the cost of inaction was
far greater than the cost of moving forward. The status quo
was not an option.
As a result we present to the driving public Kidco Special
the fuel for the 21st Century.
Incredible new gas mileage
A smoother running engine
A fuel source that doesn't require years of searching and
We've test marketed our new fuel with average ordinary drivers
in all parts of America.
"I druv all the way from Pensacola to Dallas on little
more than a quarter of a kid," said Buford T. Billybob
of Tallahassee, Florida who tested several tanks of Kidco.
"My Ford Expedition just runs and runs and runs on Kidco
and I almost never have to stop to refuel," say Beulah
Devine of Columbus, Ohio, another Kidco test driver.
"I'm getting more than 350 miles to the gallon and even
got rid of an annoying engine ping," says Crawford McCoy
of McKeesport, PA who says he "can't wait" for Kidco
Special to be available at his local filling station.
And, of course, like all energy consumers who've lived through
the ups and downs of energy supplies and prices for so many
years now you have to be wondering how reliable the supply
of this revolutionary new product will be. And this is where
our national leadership comes in.
We're fortunate today that America is led by men with experience
in the energy industry. They realize that importance of finding
and keeping available the vital sources of fuel to keep America
moving. They can and will make sure that Kidco Special will
be flowing to American drivers for years and years to come.
Kidco - because extraordinary times require extraordinary
Kidco is a division of Manifest Destiny Energy Inc.