a Modern Conservative
April 1, 2002
I am a modern conservative.
I'm an insecure white person who is afraid of change. My
history is full of conquest and treachery. I have made my
way to the top of the food chain, so to speak, by foregoing
any sort of morality and restraint, though I have often used
talk of such things in order to sway those who believe in
such nonsense to do what I want them to do. And if something
as cumbersome as my conscience gets in the way, I will use
the Lord Almighty Himself as a justification to just do the
same thing that I've always done.
After all it was imperialist white people who executed Christ.
Not Jews, Africans, Latinos, or Asians. Why should His teachings
I have come across the world using famine and pestilence
to conquer lands and turn people into slaves while purging
their gold-laced hillsides. I have always used technology
to gain an unfair advantage over my enemies because I have
always known that if I would play by the rules I would lose.
And yet guilt shadows wicked people like me. I try to hide
from it by condemning others for not being enough like myself.
I would spit into the hand that reaches out for my help and
ignore the starving while trying to laugh at those without
This instinct of self-preservation is what fuels my hatred
not only for those unlike me but also those who are less than
able-bodied or able minded. I do not wish to be burdened by
such a responsibility of caring for someone in such a state.
I don't want responsibility, just the rewards of this fleeting
life, so what can you expect from me now?
I have much to pay for, that much is certain. But I will
find others just like me and we would find safety in numbers
from the punishment that starts to cave in. No one else can
be trusted because of this. And together we have come together
to form more crusades and waged war on those who had as much
right as we did to what the world has offered.
You may call it tyranny if you like while we call it thinning
the herd, getting rid of all those who oppose us or are too
And now it is a new age but things are still the same. We
are no different, we modern conservatives. We have taken advantage
of modern technology just as we have always to forward our
agendas, to beat down those who would dare think.
We hide behind this modern medium and try as we might to
damage the psyche, to scar the feelings of others if it suits
our whims, to try to intimidate or harrass others with threats
we couldn't possibly begin to stand behind in the outside
Our lives have been wasted pursuing wealth and we are in
many ways a sickly breed unlike other human beings or creatures
that walk this temporal plane.
I am ruthless, selfish, and spineless.
I am a coward.
I am a Modern Conservative.
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