Ann! Bill Asked About You...
by Quene Kimber
Every time I see or read something by Ann "non sequitur"
Coulter - and you must realize that everything she talks/writes
about is her unadulterated (and un-adult behavior) hatred
for Bill Clinton - I just have to shake my head and turn the
page/channel. Talk about TIME TO MOVE ON, GIRLY! HE'LL NEVER
BE YOURS! Clinton bashing is so over it's not funny. The American
people obviously moved on long before she and those of her
ilk got the message.
Is it me, or does Ann act like a jilted girlfriend whose
only mission in life is to stalk the guy she had a secret
crush on who didn't give her any play? Perhaps she's really
mad that he didn't "tap that ass" - I'm glad to see that he
has SOME taste.
So she scans the papers for "Bill - I love you so, I always
will," figuring out that day's stalking strategy, working
herself up into a lather when she finds a positive article
written about Clinton. And like Mount Vesuvius, her mind explodes
in an unacknowledged rage at the nerve of him being in the
paper and she wasn't invited to attend his speech; all sense
and decorum flies forth and incinerates before finally crashing
to earth. Let's face it: if it wasn't for Bill Clinton, she
would still be prosecuting jay walkers. Or whatever it was
She raises as her standard all the charges on which Ken Starr
and his minions tried to get Clinton, but in the end didn't,
her lozenge being the failed articles of impeachment. Her
bending of not only the truth, but the well documented history
of how this nation really came about shows that she has lost
grip with the reality all of us are living in; and there she
goes, wandering alone in her own stupor-generated haze, the
silence deafening til she screeches her new litany of accusations
against the former president.
There have been numerous accusations leveled at Clinton's
speech which have subsequently been publicly retracted because
they took what Clinton said so far out of context, they had
to write a new zip code. They were out and out lies. If any
English-understanding person read the text of Clinton's speech
in its entirety, there is no way one could walk away
1) his comments about the Native American experience were
akin to what Jerry Falwell said, and to which Pat Robertson
concurred on first blush (to later be pseudo-retracted when
he came as close to himself as he's going to get in this orbit)
about us being to blame for "God's Wrath."
2) "The puritans were noble." There is nothing noble
about the puritans. They were a divisive and extremist sect
of the protestant Anglican faith who were not satisfied with
the middle of the road approach to religion that King James
I took when he came to the throne of England. They were involved
in many civil and Parliamentary skirmishes during the reigns
of Great Bess, James I and his son, Charles I due to their
insistence to conform the National Church of England (of which
the monarch was the head) to the word of God in worship, government
and religious practice. They wanted strict, literal interpretation
of the bible as public policy in spite of the crown. (Can
you say "Taliban and Islam?") That's like the extreme
fundamentalist Christian right attempting to usurp the Constitution
and Bill of Rights because it was too secular for their tender
sensibilities - wait! Isn't that what's going on now?
3) Terrorist activities = Clinton's alleged "crimes."
What do four airplanes flying into structures (or maneuvered
into the ground) have to do with what Clinton was accused
of, but was never found guilty? Talk about not letting go.
Ann is on her knees being dragged by her inability to disengage
her teeth from Clinton's backside - and I'll bet her knees
are a bloody mess by now.
4) The only reason why Clinton won't "go away" is because
Ann won't let him go. If she did, she'd have no reason to
exist in the arena of mass media. She'd have to go back to
prosecuting jay walkers. No money in that. So, if she can't
have him, no one will rest until he is hers, finally.
Ann "non sequitur" Coulter is just jealous that Clinton doesn't
acknowledge her pitiful existence. She is a screaming harridan;
argumentative and incapable of the very adult, mannered behavior
of shutting up and listening. It is embarrassing to watch
her. It'd probably be different if she really had something
to say besides "I want Bill Clinton to notice me!!!!"