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The
Pro-Deathers
September 28, 2001
by
birdman
Freddie "The Beetle" Barnes got his nickname from
John McLaughlin when he was a regular talking head on Mc Laughlin's
PBS shouting match. The imperious ex-priest likes to give
condescending monikers to his guests and Freddie was always
"the beetle." It fits. Freddie describes himself
as a "social conservative" which means that the
Beetle is overcome with spasms of moral indignation at the
very thought of a embryo or even a stem cell getting its hair
mussed.
However, while commenting on Fox News after Bush's speech
to Congress the Beetle was so excited by thoughts of the upcoming
conflict that he nearly brought himself to orgasm while discussing
the death and destruction he wanted to rain down on Afghans,
Pakistanis, Iraqis and anybody else that Field Marshall Bush
decides to send to Allah. Possible civil war in Pakistan?
Beetle didn't care. Control of nuclear weapons at stake? Mere
trivialities. It appears that the Beetle wants a array of
dead turban-heads stretching from Kabul to Baghdad and doesn't
want to hear any of that wimpy talk about finding the actual
perpetrators.
But the Beetle is not the only one of our conservative moralizers
who have proposed a full employment program for Central Asian
buzzards.
Bill O'Reilly, the "no-spin" guy on Fox News, rails
on about the poor moral environment that children grow up
with these days and feels that our TV, movies, commercials
and the attitude of most adults is making an "assault
on childhood" doesn't seem to have any concern about
assaulting Arab children. The no-spinmeister spun out a comment
where he recommended eliminating the food and water supplies
of Arab countries so that the civilian population would either
overthrow their governments or starve. Of Libyan civilians
the Fox News pillar of morality said, "Let them eat sand."
Systematic, government sponsored (our government) starvation.
Whew, what a relief. For a minute there I was afraid he might
assault Islamic children by letting them watch South Park.
Ann Coulter, who never once met a fetus that she didn't think
was worth taking away a grown woman's rights over, was so
enraged by the September 11 attack and the loss of her friend
Barbara Olson that she decided to restart the Crusades. "We
should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert
them to Christianity." But the blond haired succubus wasn't
content to revisit the Middle Ages. Later in the week she
moved on to more modern pursuits like ethnic cleansing. "Congress
could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic
countries leave... Congress could certainly pass a law requiring
all aliens to get approval from the INS before boarding an
airplane in the United States." Is it me or does this
sound a little like the Nuremberg laws? You know Ann would
look good in one of those black uniforms with the little SS
pins supervising "relocation" and loading up the
trains. She's certainly got the Aryan looks for it. Can't
wait for next week when she reveals the master plan to rid
America of the Arab aliens.
Finally there's Matt Drudge, the Internet gossip columnist
who regularly regales his readers with pictures of fetuses
and claims to have been fired for showing those pictures on
his TV show. Any sympathy for the innocents who will die in
any conflict? Apparently not. He dedicated the headline of
his website to urging the Bush administration "push the
damn button." Pro-life Matt couldn't wait for the deaths
to start.
Don't know about you but I can't get enough of this concern
for life.
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