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An
Open Letter to the World
July 31, 2001
by
SoCalDem
Just a friendly
note to let you know that the imposter who is flitting around
the globe, purporting to "represent" the United States, does
not represent the majority of us. We would like to take this
opportunity to apologize for foisting this idiot upon the
world stage.
You see,
we had an election in November 2000, and the majority of our
nation voted for the other guy. Unfortunately, for us and
you too, the imposter and his henchmen, through devious means,
managed to usurp the wishes of the nation and weasel their
way into power. Being the civilized, law-abiding people that
we are, we were under the assumption that "things would work
out" correctly.
What we
hadn't counted on was that this guy's Daddy had people in
high places who were evidently able to "call in some favors,"
and the not-so Supreme Court appointed him to the presidency.
We apologize
to Mother Earth. This guy is going to rape you, drill holes
in you, fill your atmosphere with noxious fumes, pile excrement
on you, and expect you to say "Thank You George Bush."
We apologize
to the poor of the world. This guy doesn't care that you even
exist. The payback to his "Oily Buddies" comes first... so
please step to the back of the line.
We apologize
to the freedom-loving countries of the world, but this person
seems determined to break any treaty that stands in the way
of repaying the "military complex" who footed the bill for
a large portion of his coup d'etat.
We apologize
to the animals and resources of the world. You are an "asset"
that he wants to exploit. Animals are game to him and trees
are but potential plywood.
41 months
is a long time, but believe us when we say to you we are MAD
AS HELL and we won't take this a second longer than we have
to.
We appreciate
the fact that you are brave enough to protest and stand up
to this puny excuse of a human. We do try to protest here,
but the Ultra-Conservative Right-Wing has purchased control
of our media, so that whenever a protest is waged, it is not
widely reported.
Please fly
your protest banners high. Please keep your media involved
in exposing the truth. When you protest and bare your behinds
it DOES make news here. Please
continue, and flash some behind for us.
When Europe
was in danger in the past, the people of the United States
came to your aid and stood shoulder to shoulder to redeem
democracy and freedom. Now it is your turn to repay the favor
to the majority of the Americans who are being opressed from
within.
We may not
have the media voice to get the word out to the world, but
we are many, and order will be restored with your help.
Again, please
accept our sincerest apologies.
The American
Majority
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