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You Asked For It - UPDATED AGAIN!
We have received hundreds of hate-mail messages in our inbox since our Inauguration Day launch, and most of them have ended up in the ol' recycle bin. But when we read this email, we felt that it just wouldn't be right to keep it all to ourselves. After all, he asked for it...

From: Jim
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 16:47:25
To: mail@democraticunderground.com

Your Democratic Manifesto was priceless! I still have tears streaming down my cheeks, my sides hurt, and I've nearly lost my voice I've been laughing so hard! I'll be sure to forward that to all my conservative friends, so we can all enjoy the never ending temper tantrum thrown by those on the left. I really do feel sorry for you kids though. It must be terrible to be locked inside a mental prison, unable to think or reason for yourself, blindly following your messiah, William "Slick Willie" Clinton. I look forward to the coming 4 years, when Conservatives carry on the proud tradition of squashing liberals like roaches, while boldly moving forward our conservative agenda of lifting financial burdens from all people, not some people; protecting the unborn, allowing people of all religions to practice those religions anywhere, anytime they please! So, please- keep this website up! Lord knows that you weak kneed demagogues need a place where you can vent your frustrations, sexual and otherwise. I especially like the "message" that people can send to Dubya by clicking a button. Nothing seems more representative of non-thinking Democrats than simply hitting a button and letting some other jackass (you) do the thinking for them. Keep up the good work kids. We're all counting on you.

Ps- how much shall I wager that you won't post THIS message as an example of Conservatism? Nah, it's much easier for you to find the letter from the 15 year old so that you might more effectively make your case against the Right! Well, we'll see!

Hot off the press! We intercepted a follow up message from our eloquent friend. He was bragging to his friends in the Free Republic forums. Unfortunately we think that this whole thing may be going WAY over his head.

Hey everyone! I am stunned. The website "democraticunderground.com" posted the message I sent to them yesterday. I never thought in a million years they'd post it because I think it is one of my better 'off the cuff' letters to these kind of mental midgets.

To view the whole thread visit http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3a6dbe595f2a.htm

He just can't stop! We here at Democratic Underground are way too immature to turn down a cheap schoolyard taunt. He says we don't have the balls. So we've decided to put this message up permanently.

From: stinky@nuts.com (Jim)
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 19:46:49 -0500
To: mail@democraticunderground.com

Hey kids, how goes it? I see you've still not grown the balls to link to my message from your main page. My cohorts and I are really doing a number on this website over at Free Republic. There's a theory going around that you're just Republicans trying to make Democrats look stupid (as if they need help!). Well, I'll be waiting, but I don't expect to see my brillance posted again. Take care kids. Jim


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