10. "Stay home and get fucked" benefits. I think the Repubs would actually go for it. SIck but true.
You just have to not let on that the women enjoy it any, or, god forbid, do it with anyone they aren't supposed to (like anyone they choose of their own free will). Aside from that minor detail, I think you have a right-wing economic program.
One of these days, we will treat corrupt politicians with the same disdain which with we treat child molesters. I'm ready to start today.