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Shit, I thought this was The Onion at first. Aristus Jan 2013 #1
I thought this was from The Onion as well. TxDemChem Jan 2013 #2
Welcome to DU! Agschmid Jan 2013 #7
Thanks TxDemChem Jan 2013 #22
Facts don't help stupid even when you show it in black and white on paper. They'll say your southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #28
You're right TxDemChem Jan 2013 #29
I think so. There was a time in TX when you had reasonable people. But until the red is southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #30
I am so hoping Tx turns blue soon TxDemChem Jan 2013 #31
Yep, funny how they turn blue when they need help. That is how it works. southernyankeebelle Jan 2013 #32
I wonder. ChazInAz Jan 2013 #24
Is Borowitz writing for NYTimes now? nt morningglory Jan 2013 #27
It is actually sarcasm mindwalker_i Jan 2013 #3
I lost my ability Danascot Jan 2013 #15
Borrowitz quakerboy Jan 2013 #13
geez, I know they are stupid, but is it necessary to demonstrate it quite so dramatically? niyad Jan 2013 #4
Goes to the heart, anyway. freshwest Jan 2013 #12
Aw, Poor babies! They couldn't destroy our country the first day. So sad. Kablooie Jan 2013 #5
He can forfeit his salary and pretend it shut down. NV Whino Jan 2013 #6
What.a.psychopath. Baitball Blogger Jan 2013 #8
Whew. The "quote" from Cantor is the giveaway -- it's satire. Hekate Jan 2013 #9
Of course, the sad thing is Proud Liberal Dem Jan 2013 #10
It's The Borowitz Report The Wizard Jan 2013 #11
Wow, we can really put some winners in Washington. denvine Jan 2013 #14
The Borowitz Report is SATIRE Tx4obama Jan 2013 #21
For the folks that do not know - The Borowitz Report is SATIRE. Tx4obama Jan 2013 #16
Is this really serious? wrenken Jan 2013 #17
The Borowitz Report is SATIRE Tx4obama Jan 2013 #20
You can repeat it 50 times and some DUers are still not going to get it. onenote Jan 2013 #25
Read what I said wrenken Jan 2013 #34
Maybe some People have never read that. wrenken Jan 2013 #35
Awesomesauce chuckrocks Jan 2013 #18
Are these nuts any less terrorists than Muslims with explosives in their underwear? Bozita Jan 2013 #19
After reading the first sentence I scrolled down to see the link lunatica Jan 2013 #23
LOL liberal N proud Jan 2013 #26
A typical Larry66 Jan 2013 #33
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