6. Have a geezer diehard Rethug friend who lost all assets due to a crooked financial advisor
By the time this guy is in jail, she will be in the arms of her beloved Jesus and listening to Rush as she exits.
Meanwhile, there are food stamps to carry her through and family help to repair toilets etc. Neighbors (mostly Dems) quietly chip in with timely invites to dinners and the like and make sure she is safe in weather emergencies in this rural "up north" locale.
We just know she now has a different take on food stamps because she is bright, but do not challenge her on her rigid spoken stances out of respect for her age and many other community contributions by her over so many years.
When she needs more help than we can give, there will be her scorned Medicare, which she probably may already be using.