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So, Can Someone Point Me to the Bible Passage That Says God Lives on Planet Kolob…. [View all]

…..and loves polytheism? Now that Billy Graham has taken down the “Mormonism is a cult” page from his website and Mike Huckabee has told us that we will burn in the fires of Hell if we vote for Obama, I have to assume that Biblical scholars have unearthed some new information. Like a revised Ten Commandments that starts off

“I am the Lord Thy God and I have an infinite number of subGods, and you will bow down to your personal subGod, who will in turn bow down to His subGod and so on until someone finally bows down to Me.”

Because according to Mormons every Mormon male who dies becomes a God with his---sorry, His own planet and His own chosen people, making Mormonism a polytheistic religion much like Hinduism or Voodoo. And I am sure that Mike Huckabee and Billy Graham and all the other Fundamentalists would not make such claims unless they had the Scripture to back them up. Not about something like there being more than one God. I mean, dude! That is the most basic tenet of monotheism, which is what I was always taught Christianity is.

Also, God Prime (aka Elohim) is not from the planet Earth. He is from Kolob. And God did not make us. Some subGod did. The same way that all the subGods to be (like Mitt Romney) are making Their people to populate Their own planets. That's "Their" with a capitol T, because there is more than one of Them. And They don't come from Earth. They come from Kolob. Which I can't find referenced in the Bible. Maybe Rev. Graham or Huckabee can point out that passage for us, just so we are clear about why we are going to Hell is we don't vote for Mittens? I want to make sure Huckabee and Graham did not pick up a copy of a science fiction novel instead a Bible, when they came to their decision. Because I don't think we get do-overs when it comes to Hell.

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