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trotsky

(49,533 posts) Fri Aug 14, 2015, 02:16 PM Aug 2015

Catholic priest tells children gay sex is 'like cramming a bagel into your ear' [View all]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/catholic-priest-tells-children-gay-6251833

Reverend John Riccardo was speaking at a conference called 'Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction' in Michigan.

The gathering aimed to promote celibacy amongst Catholics with same sex-sex attraction.

The cleric told the attendees how he often explains gay sex to junior high students, the Advocate reports.

He said he tells them: "What if I just rip open a bagel, I take it, and I cram it in my ear. What would you say?”

Granted, I've never had sex with another man; however I'm pretty sure if it's like that, then you're doing it wrong.

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Catholic priest tells children gay sex is 'like cramming a bagel into your ear' [View all] trotsky Aug 2015 OP

So? atreides1 Aug 2015 #1

If he belives this how gay sex works, Kelvin Mace Aug 2015 #2

LOL trotsky Aug 2015 #3

No, it explains Fr. John Riccardo. rug Aug 2015 #13

As does those that defend the church by deflecting. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #28

I think this is what's called "unclear on the concept." The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2015 #4

Why would anyone be surprised when a Catholic priest makes a ridiculous statement notadmblnd Aug 2015 #5

This is all the love for gays we hear about coming from the RCC Goblinmonger Aug 2015 #6

He's quoting the Catechism right? rug Aug 2015 #14

The Catechism is worse, he just made an extremely stupid and ignorant statement on... Humanist_Activist Aug 2015 #90

But if it is not in an official document then the apologists can pretend it doesn't matter Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #91

Ah, you concede it's not in the Catechism. rug Aug 2015 #96

That seems to be the take-away. Except to the apologists, which is no surprise at all. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #30

It seems this has nothing at all to do with official RCC position on homosexuality. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #43

"promote celibacy amongst Catholics with same sex-sex attraction" Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #7

Great.... Rebubula Aug 2015 #8

Correction: they enforce the public appearance of clerical celibacy. LiberalAndProud Aug 2015 #53

"Well I am just a modern guy. . ." mr blur Aug 2015 #9

Great post . You made me laugh big time Person 2713 Aug 2015 #27

You're Iggy Pop-ing wrong. THE LYRICS ARE>... Heddi Aug 2015 #41

Ummm... rexcat Aug 2015 #54

It's transubsusiation Heddi Aug 2015 #68

catholic sex seems to be weird Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #10

What is "catholic sex"? rug Aug 2015 #15

cramming a bagel in your ear Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #16

Maybe there's something in your ear confusing what you heard. rug Aug 2015 #17

I do not use my ears to read Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #18

Well, if all you read is here, that would explain the confusion. rug Aug 2015 #19

I am not confused Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #20

Don't blame them. rug Aug 2015 #21

I blame the catholic church leaders Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #22

For your "weird" sex with Catholics? rug Aug 2015 #24

I never said I had weird sex with catholics Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #25

Consider the source. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #32

wham bam. Heddi Aug 2015 #42

Thanks for your own contribiution to discussions of sexual practices of DUers. rug Aug 2015 #51

Is there a reason you're reluctant to direct your personall remarks to your target? rug Aug 2015 #49

My granddad was catholic Heddi Aug 2015 #69

For the win. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #44

You have an extremely low bar, warren. rug Aug 2015 #52

Let's see . . . . rug Aug 2015 #48

I converted them Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #83

A twofer. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #84

Your bar keeps dropping. rug Aug 2015 #86

Thank You Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #98

To what? rug Aug 2015 #85

sane beings Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #99

The experience may have had the opposite effect. rug Aug 2015 #105

I do not think you were there unless you go around looking in windows Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #110

At least they actually had a release. rug Aug 2015 #111

I always make sure my partners get a release and a big smile on their face Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #112

Of course you do. Unfailingly. Every time. rug Aug 2015 #113

as I told you before I am sure Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #114

Evidence? rug Aug 2015 #115

I believe Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #116

You're confusing faith with sex. rug Aug 2015 #117

No Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #118

Yes rug Aug 2015 #121

You've pulled a Lucy. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #106

DING DING DING! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #76

Or any sex, for that matter. Starboard Tack Aug 2015 #78

maybe that what it feels like to him ? SummerSnow Aug 2015 #101

a good saying Angry Dragon Aug 2015 #103

According to the cleric in the OP Kelvin Mace Aug 2015 #36

You shold read it again. He said the opposite. rug Aug 2015 #47

Aural sex is what the kids are into these days Lordquinton Aug 2015 #11

As long as they don't use a condom it should be OK with the church, right? n/t trotsky Aug 2015 #23

I wonder what this priest thinks about Q-tips Lordquinton Aug 2015 #31

Well, that's a relief Kelvin Mace Aug 2015 #37

Or the morning after pill Doctor_J Aug 2015 #58

Lol. At first, I thought your post said that sex with kids is what the preists are into these days. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #33

I can understand the confusion Lordquinton Aug 2015 #34

I'd prefer they not talk to kids at all. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #35

Oh, heavans no. That's a thing of the past Doctor_J Aug 2015 #59

Spoken like a celibate with zero real-world experience. nt Xipe Totec Aug 2015 #12

B.S. Been doing this for years. Has nothing to do with ANY sex. Eleanors38 Aug 2015 #26

As long as it's not an Everything Bagel... TlalocW Aug 2015 #29

'Is that a bagel in your ear' HFRN Aug 2015 #38

I first read that as "cramming a bagel into your car" Ron Obvious Aug 2015 #39

He is doing gay sex wrong Heddi Aug 2015 #40

maybe it was a bagel in the rear? Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #63

"ah said Yer ear, not yer rear!!!" Heddi Aug 2015 #66

Maybe he's doing the sex right, and the bagel-cramming wrong Doctor_J Aug 2015 #64

I wonder... Heddi Aug 2015 #67

Not just any bagel. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #45

What about a Bagel Bite Heddi Aug 2015 #71

This message was self-deleted by its author Iggo Aug 2015 #46

What a waste of a bagel... rexcat Aug 2015 #50

How the fuck big is that guy's ears? Heddi Aug 2015 #70

I was a clinical microbiologist... rexcat Aug 2015 #73

I saw lots of things Heddi Aug 2015 #74

I saw bbq tongs... rexcat Aug 2015 #88

why. would. any. one. do. that. ? Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #94

Nothing surprises me anymore... rexcat Aug 2015 #97

Well, I've only done one of those Doctor_J Aug 2015 #55

Also, I assume he's taking about M/M. Doctor_J Aug 2015 #56

Finally, how the hell would this guy know? Doctor_J Aug 2015 #57

I assume he's done both. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #62

He is sort of implying that. Unless Doctor_J Aug 2015 #65

And for many priests ... NanceGreggs Aug 2015 #60

well yes there is that. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #61

Agreed. Consensual sex between adults ... NanceGreggs Aug 2015 #72

Well, I'm not gay but AtheistCrusader Aug 2015 #75

'Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction' beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #77

After reading that, my "genital sexual faculty" hurts. mr blur Aug 2015 #79

If you're having fun with your genitals you're doing something evil. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #80

Yes, especially if it involves underage innocents. mr blur Aug 2015 #81

Well there's evil and then there's Evil. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #82

What if you're having fun with someone else's genitals? Lyric Aug 2015 #92

possesion is 9/10 of the law. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #95

In 5-10 years all across internet Lordquinton Aug 2015 #87

It is already a category on pornhub. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #89

Well I'll be... Lordquinton Aug 2015 #93

Rule 34. AtheistCrusader Aug 2015 #100

What? drm604 Aug 2015 #102

I have to admit that post made me curious tularetom Aug 2015 #104

You have to follow directions! Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #119

Thinking? I was consumed with lust! tularetom Aug 2015 #120

Why doesn't he try an English muffin? Mike Nelson Aug 2015 #107

There is an obvious comeback to your last point. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #108

Should this pedophile, I mean priest even Politicalboi Aug 2015 #109