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backtoblue

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82. What was the last thing to go through the fly's mind when it hit the windshield?
Tue Feb 19, 2013, 01:24 PM
Feb 2013

It's butt!

Oh, that have one of those now krispos42 Dec 2011 #1
great leaftie Aug 2012 #47
An old fruit joke melonkali Dec 2011 #2
*gurgle* dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #3
Rasins CHIMO Dec 2011 #4
ducks like raisins........... dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #5
A grasshopper walks into a bar... TeamPooka Aug 2012 #40
Somehow I always hear it as "Oiving" dixiegrrrrl Aug 2012 #41
kick samsingh Jan 2013 #68
Ha! I like it! nt valerief Jul 2012 #32
My 10 year old had used that joke for Halloween 'trick' for the last 2 years! It STILL has legs,,,, benld74 Dec 2011 #6
Guess what? Iggo Dec 2011 #7
!!! MiddleFingerMom Apr 2012 #26
not chicken butt? Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #46
Hä? leaftie Aug 2012 #48
yes? Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #49
How do you make a handkerchief dance? Scuba Dec 2011 #8
Very good! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #9
I posted in on DU years ago. Kurovski Dec 2011 #10
Good one! nt valerief Jul 2012 #33
A neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink. UrbScotty Dec 2011 #11
*giggle* dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #12
two atoms bump into each other on the sidewalk and fall down AlecBGreen Dec 2011 #13
I love the atom and neutron jokes. nt valerief Jul 2012 #34
what is black and white Whisp Dec 2011 #14
Had NOT heard that version of black/white before, believe it or not. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #15
another b/w one :) Whisp Dec 2011 #16
Is That True? Oldtimeralso Apr 2012 #28
What's black and white and laughing? UrbScotty Dec 2011 #17
poor froggy faeries Dec 2011 #18
Two muffins are in an oven flying rabbit Dec 2011 #19
Nope. It doesn't. Ha! valerief Jul 2012 #35
Good one there! Waltons_Mtn Oct 2012 #53
.... fizzgig Jan 2013 #78
What's big and purple and swims in the ocean???? dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #20
What's big and white and lays on the bottom of the ocean? Scuba Oct 2012 #56
"Knock knock ..." Auggie Dec 2011 #21
LOL! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #22
it's interrupting cow. Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #45
A general greetings card I saw dipsydoodle Dec 2011 #23
Lol.. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #24
Two morons go walking in the woods HeiressofBickworth Apr 2012 #25
Ha!!! Love it!!!! nt valerief Jul 2012 #36
This one is over 100 years old. Graybeard Apr 2012 #27
Why don't sharks eat clowns? ahg Jul 2012 #29
hee hee dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #30
Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Scuba Oct 2012 #57
A three-year-old told me this one. Callmecrazy Jul 2012 #31
Badda bing! From the mouths of babes with milky lips. nt valerief Jul 2012 #37
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? benld74 Jul 2012 #38
A man walks into a bar... Mad_Dem_X Aug 2012 #39
This guy REALLY cracks me up Robert Czar Aug 2012 #42
He's got a real knee slapper going there, Bob! MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #58
With apologies to all my blonde friends... Mac1949 Aug 2012 #43
what's brown and sticky? Tunkamerica Aug 2012 #44
This is my current favorite short joke. Kids AND adults love it... though I usually say... MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #50
Silly jokes bring silly smiles MikenGina Aug 2012 #51
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? UrbScotty Sep 2012 #52
And I thought .. left-of-center2012 Oct 2012 #59
Four elderly Jewish women sit down at a bench to take a rest after a hard day. sakabatou Oct 2012 #54
Heard from a Barnard College Student LiberalElite Oct 2012 #55
Here's a better one: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. sakabatou Oct 2012 #60
Zen buddhist walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says "make me one with everything" lumberjack_jeff Oct 2012 #61
I love it!!!! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #62
the buddist hands the vendor a $20 fizzgig Jan 2013 #79
My favorite bad joke for more than 45 years jumptheshadow Oct 2012 #63
And we have chickens! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #64
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? UrbScotty Dec 2012 #65
Nice word play. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #66
Nice one TxDemChem Jan 2013 #69
Dog playing poker dipsydoodle Jan 2013 #67
I've only got dorky jokes, but... TxDemChem Jan 2013 #70
Knock Knock ... Kablooie Jan 2013 #71
What's green and ice skates? TexasBushwhacker Jan 2013 #72
Peggy Pflegm...... dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #73
I think you have to be kind of old to get that one TexasBushwhacker Jan 2013 #74
Well, I won't tell you what "kind of" old I am...but I got the joke . dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #75
Why did the Punk rocker cross the road? hollysmom Jan 2013 #76
ooookayyy... dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #77
What's brown and runs round the back yard? softhearted Feb 2013 #80
Neat one...I was, of course, thinking of a dog. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2013 #81
What was the last thing to go through the fly's mind when it hit the windshield? backtoblue Feb 2013 #82
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Sounds like...Trump? n/t dixiegrrrrl Mar 2017 #84
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Do you know why sharks won't eat Republicans? jmowreader Apr 2017 #86
How do you tell the difference between and elephant and a grape? oldcynic Apr 2017 #87
The duck/elephant joke was one of my favorites dixiegrrrrl Apr 2017 #88
How do you tell if an elephant is hiding in your fridge? oldcynic Apr 2017 #89
The knock knock joke.. talldarkhandsome May 2017 #90
i remember this from 3rd grade ..I was 8 years old... Stuart G May 2017 #91
Wow...that is one I have never heard. dixiegrrrrl May 2017 #92
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