2. Can't help but think of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Thanksgiving
The one where Fat Freddie decided that they should have an organic turkey that they killed themselves. He killed it with an overdose of reds, and presented a trussed and browned bird to the table. Franklin sez "Looks great! What did you stuff it with?"
Fat Freddie "It wasn't empty."
Jesus: Hey, Dad? God: Yes, Son? Jesus: Western civilization followed me home. Can I keep it? God: Certainly not! You don't know where it's been!