3. omg! cyberchondria! that's totally me! i've got that! i'm sick! i must be! i read it online!
actually, mrs. unblock is self-aware enough so that, for the most part, she steers clear of medical stuff online or on tv because of this effect. if she really needs some medical info, she asks me and I do the googling and the appropriate filtering for her.
unfortunately this means we can't watch "house". he can actually *say* that episode's rare ailment is something only 3 people have had in the last decade and mrs. unblock is convinced she's one of them.