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17. Trouble in Paradise?
Thu May 10, 2012, 09:11 PM
May 2012

You don't say.

JPM Crashing After It Convenes Emergency Call To Advise Of "Significant Mark-To-Market" Losses In Bruno Iksil/CIO Group

Out of nowehere, JPM announced 40 minutes ago that it would hold an unscheduled 5pm call to coincide with the release of its 10-Q. Rumors were swirling as to why. The reason is as follows:

JPMORGAN SAYS CIO UNIT HAS SIGNIFICANT MARK-TO-MARKET LOSSES - "Fortress balance sheet" at least until Bruno Iskil gets done with it.
JPMORGAN SAYS LOSSES ARE IN SYNTHETIC CREDIT PORTFOLIO - but, but, net is NEVER, EVER Gross.
JPM WOULD NEED $971M ADDED COLLATERAL IF RATINGS CUT ONE-NOTCH
JPM WOULD NEED $1.7B ADDED COLLATERAL IF RATINGS CUT 2 NOTCHES - how about three notches?
JPMORGAN: MAY HOLD SOME SYNTHETIC CREDIT POSITIONS LONG TERM - "Level 3 CDS FTW"
"As of March 31, 2012, the value of CIO's total AFS securities portfolio exceeded its cost by approximately $8 billion"

As a reminder, the CIO unit is where Bruno Iksil was making $200 billion-sized bets. Basically JPM has suffered massive losses at its CIO group most likely due to its IG/HY positions held by Iksil.

In Corporate, within the Corporate/Private Equity segment, net income (excluding Private Equity results and litigation expense) for the second quarter is currently estimated to be a loss of approximately $800 million. (Prior guidance for Corporate quarterly net income (excluding Private Equity results, litigation expense and nonrecurring significant items) was approximately $200 million.) Actual second quarter results could be substantially different from the current estimate and will depend on market levels and portfolio actions related to investments held by the Chief Investment Office (CIO), as well as other activities in Corporate during the remainder of the quarter.



Since March 31, 2012, CIO has had significant mark-to-market losses in its synthetic credit portfolio, and this portfolio has proven to be riskier, more volatile and less effective as an economic hedge than the Firm previously believed. The losses in CIO's synthetic credit portfolio have been partially offset by realized gains from sales, predominantly of credit-related positions, in CIO's AFS securities portfolio. As of March 31, 2012, the value of CIO's total AFS securities portfolio exceeded its cost by approximately $8 billion. Since then, this portfolio (inclusive of the realized gains in the second quarter to date) has appreciated in value.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/jpm-crashing-after-it-convenes-emergency-call-advise-significant-mark-market-losses

That cartoon: Just too precious. Demeter May 2012 #1
+1 Great. n/t jtuck004 May 2012 #13
Gee, I wonder if this is related to the collapse of the crude speculation bubble? Hugin May 2012 #18
Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! Jamie! Hotler May 2012 #36
Wonderful toon.... AnneD May 2012 #66
Probe may delay Facebook Instagram deal Demeter May 2012 #2
Hands to put £20m into Terra Firma Demeter May 2012 #3
Spain offered time to curb deficit Demeter May 2012 #4
Spain. Ghost Dog May 2012 #9
France. Ghost Dog May 2012 #12
History is against the Maginot Line Po_d Mainiac May 2012 #14
Pardon, monsieur? Ghost Dog May 2012 #16
The Bundesbank will try the Northern route n/t Po_d Mainiac May 2012 #65
Alone, without UK? Ghost Dog May 2012 #94
How interesting...... AnneD May 2012 #73
Do you recall my comment, Ghost Dog May 2012 #96
PM me.... AnneD May 2012 #97
Wishful thinking by the GEAB. westerebus May 2012 #57
MARK FIORE'S ASSAULTING AUSTERITY Demeter May 2012 #5
Great cartoon, it shows how truly cartoonish the whole "austerity" BS is just1voice May 2012 #98
I'VE GOT SEVERAL OF THESE IN THE CONDO... Demeter May 2012 #6
ha ha ha ha ha Tansy_Gold May 2012 #7
Ding Ghost Dog May 2012 #11
YVES SMITH'S CONCLUSION ON GAY MARRIAGE FLIP Demeter May 2012 #8
TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IT'S EUCHRE NIGHT! Demeter May 2012 #10
Jamie fucks a mongrul (sorry Blythe) Po_d Mainiac May 2012 #15
Trouble in Paradise? girl gone mad May 2012 #17
I'm shocked. n/t Tansy_Gold May 2012 #19
And the regulators Po_d Mainiac May 2012 #54
Hence the " Fortress " remains in tact. westerebus May 2012 #61
wunner if they kept the napkins Po_d Mainiac May 2012 #64
Back of a hundred dollar bill. westerebus May 2012 #68
Uh. Yup. Ghost Dog May 2012 #95
Asia looking ugly tonight Fuddnik May 2012 #20
Truly, I Was Expecting JPMorgan Was Going to Swallow another Victim Demeter May 2012 #21
This message was self-deleted by its author Demeter May 2012 #22
Coal, Foreclosures and Bank of America’s ‘Extraordinary Event’ By Amy Goodman Demeter May 2012 #23
Avoiding the Next Big Bailout Demeter May 2012 #24
Of Bedrooms and Boardrooms ROBERT B. REICH Demeter May 2012 #25
Europe on Opening, Dives into Red Sea Demeter May 2012 #26
How a Radical Greek Rescue Plan Fell Short Demeter May 2012 #27
... Ghost Dog May 2012 #34
well, i've managed to survive til friday xchrom May 2012 #28
I'm trying to hang on until Monday. Fuddnik May 2012 #40
you're the best dude -- happy birthday! i'll hoist one in your honor xchrom May 2012 #43
and, in the shadow of the Fed, a new era begins...Caesar's opens a new casino... InkAddict May 2012 #67
I'll probably give them a visit in October. Fuddnik May 2012 #72
I just wanted to let you know Tansy_Gold May 2012 #52
well, that was very nice. thank you! nt xchrom May 2012 #56
Socialists give Bankia takeover guarded support xchrom May 2012 #29
$202 Million Deal Deutsche Bank Settles Lawsuit with the US xchrom May 2012 #30
JPMorgan Loses $2 Billion as ‘Mistakes’ Trounce Hedges xchrom May 2012 #31
I think this will sum up all of our thoughts quite nicely >>> Roland99 May 2012 #48
... xchrom May 2012 #51
Japan Pledges Liquidity in Case of Global Emergency Arising xchrom May 2012 #32
A New Greek Election Looks Guaranteed, And Greek Stocks Are Getting Destroyed xchrom May 2012 #33
This China Chart Is Making Everyone Scream 'Hard Landing' Today xchrom May 2012 #35
Jamie Dimon falls to earth xchrom May 2012 #37
Give that man a bonus!!!!! Fuddnik May 2012 #38
him coming out and lectering everybody about how they shouldn't xchrom May 2012 #39
A nice FRSP would be appropriate Fuddnik May 2012 #41
... xchrom May 2012 #42
and the stock market will rally! DemReadingDU May 2012 #44
and other miracles! xchrom May 2012 #45
Maybe he's planning a visit to Timmy's Cleveland office InkAddict May 2012 #70
Brilliant! boy -- wouldn't i love to see that xchrom May 2012 #71
Party in Cleveland? I'm in! DemReadingDU May 2012 #74
I guess I'll miss it. Fuddnik May 2012 #75
He'll feel better once Obama offers him the job at Treasury should he win in November Roland99 May 2012 #53
Now, you've put me off breakfast entirely Demeter May 2012 #58
hasn't been much in the way of turnover in this admin, from what I've seen Roland99 May 2012 #60
Second term compensation for the loyal band of appointees. westerebus May 2012 #92
Banks prepare for the return of the drachma xchrom May 2012 #46
I'm trying to advise folks around here to not go back to 'pesetas' ('pesos'). Rather: Maravedis: Ghost Dog May 2012 #101
Lol! Note to Spain - I hear Japan is selling their gold. xchrom May 2012 #102
Yeah. It's catching... Ghost Dog May 2012 #103
I find all of this very scary - they've all manufactured xchrom May 2012 #104
US Futures "chasing" the rabbit down the hole Roland99 May 2012 #47
and it worsens Roland99 May 2012 #55
NASDAQ already back in black. DJIA and S&P bouncing off lows easily Roland99 May 2012 #63
This message was self-deleted by its author xchrom May 2012 #49
I claim copyright violation! X, I WAS KIDDING! AND BESIDES, YOU DIDN'T WRITE IT! Demeter May 2012 #59
i missed it! -- i'll fix it. sorry 'bout that. nt xchrom May 2012 #62
You messed up my "joke" Demeter May 2012 #84
Today's Economic Reports (Producer Prices) >>>> Roland99 May 2012 #50
Report: May UMich sentiment 77.8 (DJIA +100 from lows of the day) Roland99 May 2012 #69
Firefox Keeps Crashing on Me Demeter May 2012 #76
I got a notice they had upgraded the security today. kickysnana May 2012 #105
Lehman E-Mails Show Wall Street Arrogance Led to the Fall Demeter May 2012 #77
Analysts re-evaluate J.P. Morgan, Jamie Dimon BETTER LATE THAN NEVER Demeter May 2012 #78
Regulators Looking Into JPMorgan Trading Activities Before $2 Billion Loss DITTO, DITTO Demeter May 2012 #79
JPMorgan Chase loss will be scrutinized, SEC's Mary Schapiro says DID WE WAKE YOU, MARY? SORRY... Demeter May 2012 #80
BARNEY FRANK CHIMES IN (OR IS IT "PILES ON") Demeter May 2012 #81
JPMorgan's $2 Billion Loss, Explained Demeter May 2012 #82
Watching Icon of the Left Eric Schneiderman Morph into Administration Water Boy Tom Miller Demeter May 2012 #83
Spain offered time to curb deficit Demeter May 2012 #85
Madrid must take bold approach to banks Demeter May 2012 #86
Schäuble ready to tolerate German inflation Demeter May 2012 #87
DeAnne Julius - With great shareholder power comes great responsibility Demeter May 2012 #88
Economic Update: US Banks Are Invading the Payday Loan Industry Demeter May 2012 #89
Four Years After Wall Street Crash, Regulation of Financial Markets Is Still Spotty Demeter May 2012 #90
Mic Checking John Stumpf: An Inside Report on Protesting Wells Fargo's Shareholder Meeting Demeter May 2012 #91
Economic Democracy, Not Austerity or Keynesian "Growth" Demeter May 2012 #93
Fitch Downgrades JPM To A+, Watch Negative Roland99 May 2012 #99
Just remember this. Fuddnik May 2012 #100
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