6. lol I remember when I was 5 and went to see the doctor with my mother
He was asking me different questions and at one point he turns to my mother and asks
"What do you call it when he goes to the bathroom?"
He then asked me if it hurt when I "tinkled".
I answered him but I thought at the time that we should really find a better doctor after all he didn't even know the word for 'tinkle', how good a doctor could he be if he didn't know the word for such a basic human function.