Forget the politics. This the important stuff.

[oldironside]

9. I think the problem with ketchup is...

... that you've already got tomatoes, plus beans in tomato sauce on the plate. Why add a third form of tomato. Not even the Italians would have three different forms of tomato in the same dish. Actually, I need to check through a couple of recipe books to confirm that statement.

Oh, of course, ketchup doesn't go well with the grease of a good fry up. It needs a bit of vinegar. Hence the HP. Perfectly complements a good banger, black pudding, the yoke of a fried egg, fried bread, the divine mix of fried bread, egg yoke and well stewed tinned tomato all on one fork...

Shit. I'm hungry too now.