4. Texas Association of Business must be Mooslem terrists!
EVERYbody knows that gubmint spending is B-A-D!
Everbody knows it! I been hearing it from Texus politicos my whole life!
"Shouldn't we spend more on schools?" NO! That's socialism!
"Shouldn't we spend more on old folks?" NP! They're useless eaters!
"The environment?" ECO-terrorism!
"Women's health?" On those hags?? NEVER!
So don't come sneakin' 'round here lookin' for money for roads!