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Sat Apr 14, 2012, 01:52 PM

Initech (39,578 posts)

15. Dimming your headlights makes your car turn invisible.

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107 replies	Author	Time	Post
Post your BAD advice here. [View all]	ohiosmith	Apr 2012	OP
Any home renovation should begin with knocking down the main support walls.	baldguy	Apr 2012	#1
What's the worst that could happen?	taterguy	Apr 2012	#2
The best way to warm your nuts is to place them directly on a stove burner at the highest flame.	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#3
Go ahead and post that sex tape of yours on the internet. Nobody you know will see it!	Kaleva	Apr 2012	#4
Do not dim your headlights until the other guy dims his first.	Kaleva	Apr 2012	#5
Are Posts 4 and 5 related somehow?	bluedigger	Apr 2012	#25
compromise your morals and sleep with someone without a commitment	tabbycat31	Apr 2012	#6
Sorry if that actually happened to you.	Kaleva	Apr 2012	#7
it actually did happen to me	tabbycat31	Apr 2012	#59
Sign up for every and all free offers using said douchebag's identifying data	siligut	Apr 2012	#8
It's OK marry someone you have only known for three weeks, especially when	crunch60	Apr 2012	#37
Oh, man, I hear you on that.	geardaddy	May 2012	#107
Oh, sure, you got a job...	bluedigger	Apr 2012	#26
Run with scissors...	WillParkinson	Apr 2012	#9
Always, I repeat always....	AllenVanAllen	Apr 2012	#10
Pissing on an electric fence is really cool	Major Nikon	Apr 2012	#11
OOOooooooo sparklies!!!!!	benld74	Apr 2012	#12
Pissing against the wind is fun.	MichaelMcGuire	Apr 2012	#30
Must had been real close.	LiberalFighter	Apr 2012	#32
Always let your cat(s) roam loose in the car	LiberalEsto	Apr 2012	#13
Hate to be a buzzkill, but that's how David Crosby's girlfriend Christine Hinton died	Amerigo Vespucci	May 2012	#98
Smoking a Marlboro before sex will prevent pregnancy.	Lil Missy	Apr 2012	#14
That must be Jan Brewer's method of birth control.	LiberalFighter	Apr 2012	#33
And also, don't forget to put the aspirin between your knees. Good	crunch60	Apr 2012	#38
Here, smell this:	Lil Missy	Apr 2012	#41
lol, I have a half brother becasue my dad said	OriginalGeek	May 2012	#88
Dimming your headlights makes your car turn invisible.	Initech	Apr 2012	#15
Try to please everyone	sarge43	Apr 2012	#16
Consider Fox as your source of news.	BarbaRosa	Apr 2012	#17
When pulled over by the police	Meiko	Apr 2012	#18
or make the bastard chase you	Joe Shlabotnik	Apr 2012	#21
"That's right, pepper spray the man who is expressing his right	BlueIris	Apr 2012	#46
Always run bare electrical wiring through the shower	LaurenG	Apr 2012	#19
If you think it might be a fart; you know it's just going to be a fart.	Kaleva	Apr 2012	#20
Vote Conservative! (how's that for bad advice?)	LeftishBrit	Apr 2012	#22
Get married at age 16 ! nt	steve2470	Apr 2012	#23
Do everything and say everything your little heart desires at all times ! nt	steve2470	Apr 2012	#24
Don't look before you leap.	bluedigger	Apr 2012	#27
OK	Bertha Venation	Apr 2012	#28
For good luck, kick a Wal-mart greeter man in the nuts.	Kaleva	Apr 2012	#29
Get drunk and post all night on DU.	Swede	Apr 2012	#31
I can think of a lot worse advice . . .	OrwellwasRight	Apr 2012	#57
Post in meta, telling them how fucked up they all are.	kayakjohnny	Apr 2012	#34
Not only BAD but the WORST	HeiressofBickworth	Apr 2012	#35
It's OK to post all your embarrassing photos on your private Facebook page	Generic Brad	Apr 2012	#36
Buy a Ford Windstar, they are fantastic mini vans....nt	Broken_Hero	Apr 2012	#39
Oh God, don't get me started	TrogL	Apr 2012	#68
No worries....	Broken_Hero	Apr 2012	#72
Our 98 Windstar gave us 120k GREAT miles, sold it for 2k, and its still runniing fine	benld74	May 2012	#81
Was that when the head gasket blew or the automatic transmission stripped 3rd gear?	TrogL	May 2012	#104
Save a ton of money and	beac	Apr 2012	#40
In November, vote Mitt.	2ndAmForComputers	Apr 2012	#42
You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn	Electric Monk	Apr 2012	#43
There's no problem that's too trivial for Help & Meta -- go ahead & ask!	pacalo	Apr 2012	#44
But surely everyone follows that advice already...	LeftishBrit	Apr 2012	#61
Insult the boss's favorite.	BlueIris	Apr 2012	#45
Try to reason with someone involved in a domestic dispute.	zanana1	Apr 2012	#47
Head over to Free Republic and say you love Mormons.	BlueIris	Apr 2012	#48
SURE you can fit in that parking space! . . .. . n/t	annabanana	Apr 2012	#49
the best way for Fido to travel is on the roof	tabbycat31	Apr 2012	#50
lol nt	treestar	Apr 2012	#53
Save gas by having your kids hitchhike to school	JonLP24	Apr 2012	#51
It's okay to whiz on the electric fence. n/t	krispos42	Apr 2012	#52
On a night with a full moon, you can drive without headlights on, by moonlight alone.	kwassa	Apr 2012	#54
making big decisions in life	NJCher	Apr 2012	#55
Just reach in there and see if anything is alive	jberryhill	Apr 2012	#56
You'd better reply to that email from IRS.ng	Morning Dew	Apr 2012	#58
If a photocopier is jammed, use a wet umbrella tip to un-jam it!	LeftishBrit	Apr 2012	#60
Be sure to accept all those friendly e-mail business offers from Nigeria	LeftishBrit	Apr 2012	#62
Don't save for retirement, that's a buzzkill and besides, work is fun ! nt	steve2470	Apr 2012	#63
Random gunfire outside? Get out there and check it out!	HappyMe	Apr 2012	#64
Fry bacon naked.	Scuba	Apr 2012	#65
Fryin Bacon Nekkid - Roger Alan Wade	Major Nikon	May 2012	#75
Some that I actually received:	cloudbase	Apr 2012	#66
Use your penis to get a stuck bagel out of the toaster	mikeSchmuckabee	Apr 2012	#67
Accuse your priest of heresy	TrogL	Apr 2012	#69
A hairdryer doubles as a redneck Jacuzzi in the bathtub	chrisa	Apr 2012	#70
When the state trooper pulls you over for speeding, tell him to fugg-off:	struggle4progress	Apr 2012	#71
Quit your job because that hot girl said	DiverDave	May 2012	#73
Always talk to cops	SkatmanRoth	May 2012	#74
If you're thirsty, pay no attention to what others say, go ahead and drink the water.	A Simple Game	May 2012	#76
Buy a condo in a bad neighborhood in Milwaukee.	mysuzuki2	May 2012	#77
Every bad situation can be improved	SOteric	May 2012	#78
You can save alot of money from paying tolls by flying over the toll booth in your car	Kaleva	May 2012	#79
Pull my finger. nt	rrneck	May 2012	#80
After being constipated	pipi_k	May 2012	#82
Always use a firm hand when pressing Press Object A into Object B --	Hell Hath No Fury	May 2012	#83
I'd get liquored up before cutting that there tree down	auburngrad82	May 2012	#84
No need for condoms, just pull out.	4th law of robotics	May 2012	#85
When a guy asks you to marry him don't ask the following questions:	Manifestor_of_Light	May 2012	#86
Don't vaccinate your kids. nt	La Lioness Priyanka	May 2012	#87
To impress a hot chick at the bar just say, "yeah, I cut my own hair".	Grantuspeace	May 2012	#89
No can do	quakerboy	May 2012	#90
He who laughs last gathers no moss.	targetpractice	May 2012	#91
Just jam the fork in the toaster. That'll get the damned	hifiguy	May 2012	#92
Buy Sprint Nextel (NYSE: S) at above $20/share.	lastlib	May 2012	#93
Cross the streams!	ThoughtCriminal	May 2012	#94
Buy high	lovemydog	May 2012	#95
ALWAYS swim IMMEDIATELY after a big meal and you'll burn MANY calories.	Amerigo Vespucci	May 2012	#96
Always put salt in your eyes.	jp11	May 2012	#97
Walk into any busy supermarket	Shankapotomus	May 2012	#99
Never say you're sorry.	TroglodyteScholar	May 2012	#100
Putting chopsticks up your nose and pretending to be a walrus	AsahinaKimi	May 2012	#101
lol, can't laughin too hard.	BootinUp	May 2012	#102
Shaving with a serrated steak knife.	Kablooie	May 2012	#103
Give your bank account number to that Nigerian prince	NewJeffCT	May 2012	#105
When it is freezing outside	NewJeffCT	May 2012	#106

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