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Ikonoklast

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119. Lemme get this straight...those are baggy jeans, right?
Sat Apr 14, 2012, 10:56 AM
Apr 2012

So your ass (which is kinda hippy, by your own admission) is more comfortable in looser jeans?

And what does New Jersey have to do with all of this?

Are you on drugs?

Unfortunately my cat passed from time to eternity fifty five years ago. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #1
Clean cotton. hifiguy Apr 2012 #2
Dust, cat food, and kitty litter. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #3
Today, the probably smell like cats. Wait Wut Apr 2012 #4
ummm backwoodsbob Apr 2012 #5
Bad attitude graywarrior Apr 2012 #6
Dusty fur. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2012 #7
Dry kitty saliva, mostly. Arugula Latte Apr 2012 #8
Probably a good thing.... Demoiselle Apr 2012 #9
I love the smell of kitty fur in the morning, and the afternoon, and evening. Arugula Latte Apr 2012 #10
One smells like tuna, another like the litter box, and the other one just madinmaryland Apr 2012 #11
I don't have a damn cat taterguy Apr 2012 #12
Explains your sour disposition. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #18
How fucking dare you? taterguy Apr 2012 #20
Only if you were made out of sugar cane and gravity ceased working. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #21
I'm feeling alot of love between you 2 LynneSin Apr 2012 #22
Anyone that doesn't have a cat is a Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #27
I'm allergic to cats taterguy Apr 2012 #30
No, you aren't. You have convinced yourself that you are. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #32
YEAH... WHAT THEY SAID trueblue2007 Apr 2012 #89
How the fuck do you know what I'm made out of? taterguy Apr 2012 #26
Genetic sampling. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #28
All of my butts end up in the trash which ends up in the landfill taterguy Apr 2012 #29
Most garbagemen will save you just about anything for a free case of beer. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #31
I pay my bills online taterguy Apr 2012 #33
And Latvian hackers have all your passwords. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #35
I wanted some temporary tatoos taterguy Apr 2012 #36
You must drink quite frequently, then. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #38
Who are you to judge? taterguy Apr 2012 #39
Oh, I'm not judging you in the least. Not at all. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #41
A Mercedes? Why do you hate American unionized labor? taterguy Apr 2012 #45
The Latvian hacker collective bought it for me in Stuttgart, and had it shipped by air. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #46
That's IT. You have struck a nerve taterguy Apr 2012 #47
You know that 'doctor' you see uses horse tranquilizers on you. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #50
You got a problem with the Amish? taterguy Apr 2012 #51
You seem you be quite defensive on this subject. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #52
Hate Germans? I have a fetish for them. taterguy Apr 2012 #53
Is it the shiny black leather? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #54
It's all about precision engineering taterguy Apr 2012 #55
It's fairly well known that the vast majority of engineers in Germany Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #56
I started a thread about you 2 LynneSin Apr 2012 #58
We should have done this shit in one of your AOTD threads taterguy Apr 2012 #68
You don't know a god damn thing about German engineers taterguy Apr 2012 #59
I have an encyclopedic knowledge about the history of engineering in Germany. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #62
What's the ISBN? taterguy Apr 2012 #63
I said that I wrote a book, I never said it was published. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #64
Why write a book only one person would read? taterguy Apr 2012 #66
I didn't write it for gain, I write to add even just one more brick to the vast wall Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #67
I look forward to reading it taterguy Apr 2012 #71
Well, there aren't many pictures in it, so I suppose it isn't your cup of tea. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #72
Monkeys live in the jungle, not the sea taterguy Apr 2012 #74
Oh, so you're an expert in primate biology now, I suppose? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #75
I've seen a couple episodes of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom taterguy Apr 2012 #76
I bet the other people at the beach thought they saw a monkey Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #77
I never said I went swimming. taterguy Apr 2012 #78
Is that the excuse you use to not shower since 1975? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #79
Stop thinking about me taking a shower taterguy Apr 2012 #80
I can't help it. You take my breath away. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #82
Don't you have anything better to do? taterguy Apr 2012 #83
Sadly, no. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #85
I can't decide what's more of a waste of time . . . taterguy Apr 2012 #88
Look, just because you used to deliver pizzas to a publishing firm for their casual Fridays Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #90
How the fuck could I deliver pizzas on a bicycle? taterguy Apr 2012 #92
You must peddle that rickity contraption of yours r e a l l y s l o w l y. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #93
I'm capable of doing 30+ mph on a bike taterguy Apr 2012 #95
In other words, cold pizza. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #96
In other words, I don't deliver fucking pizzas taterguy Apr 2012 #97
If you had a kitty for a pet, you wouldn't be so angry all of the time. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #98
Transcendental this motherfucker taterguy Apr 2012 #99
Good thing Will Rogers is dead. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #100
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? taterguy Apr 2012 #101
Have you ever met His Serenity, the Dalai Lama? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #102
Maybe taterguy Apr 2012 #103
I'd think that one might remember that occasion and not equivocate about it...except for... Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #105
A lot of people have kicked my ass taterguy Apr 2012 #108
He may have thought you were The Buddha. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #109
That third grade beating was a repressed memory taterguy Apr 2012 #110
I married that girl. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #111
Damn right I'm crying taterguy Apr 2012 #112
I sense that you are really emotionally fragile right now. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #113
I sense that you have no sense of decency taterguy Apr 2012 #114
You besmirch my good nature, sirrah! Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #115
Jeans and a t-shirt taterguy Apr 2012 #116
Hippy. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #117
Hippy my ass, it's comfortable. taterguy Apr 2012 #118
Lemme get this straight...those are baggy jeans, right? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #119
Only a dumbass would admit to being on drugs taterguy Apr 2012 #120
When you throw one right down the middle like that, nice, fat, and slow Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #121
Enough with the fat comments taterguy Apr 2012 #122
Subliminal motivational techniques are the eat a double cheeseburger latest thing on the web. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #123
Sigh taterguy Apr 2012 #124
You sound a bit tired. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #127
Thanks for the diagnosis doctor taterguy Apr 2012 #128
I'll write a note for you to give your employer. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #129
The only exercise I get is working taterguy Apr 2012 #130
Backstabbing fellow employees is not actual 'exercise'. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #131
There's no water cooler where I work taterguy Apr 2012 #132
You're kind of a ruder version of Ronald Reagan. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #133
You're asking for proprietary information taterguy Apr 2012 #134
You know your boss would never fire you. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #135
How the fuck would you know? taterguy Apr 2013 #136
Because you make him look like a genius to upper management. Ikonoklast Apr 2013 #137
Here, this one's right up your alley. rug Apr 2012 #37
Lilith smells like cat fart JitterbugPerfume Apr 2012 #13
Shrimps, salmon... TUNA ... AsahinaKimi Apr 2012 #14
Elderberries. bluesbassman Apr 2012 #15
Clean blanket KT2000 Apr 2012 #16
cat. But my boyfriend smells like a mix of roses and warm cookies. alphafemale Apr 2012 #17
Revenge. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #19
cat spit madmom Apr 2012 #23
Hay. I always thought cats smelled like hay. /nt MatthewStLouis Apr 2012 #24
cat ashes and bone chips geardaddy Apr 2012 #25
Fresh Scented poop. Hell Hath No Fury Apr 2012 #34
Hear, hear!! Bertha Venation Apr 2012 #69
A sweet memory siligut Apr 2012 #40
My cat smells like a cat. meti57b Apr 2012 #42
Litter Box? tandot Apr 2012 #43
My kitties smell like contempt and loathing for humans.. denbot Apr 2012 #44
Pain. WilliamPitt Apr 2012 #48
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph Wiggum a la izquierda Apr 2012 #49
I don't have a cat, but my neighbor's cat smells like... Hepburn Apr 2012 #57
Fish breath. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #60
Poop, unfortunately MorningGlow Apr 2012 #61
A stuffed animal. Iris Apr 2012 #65
Cowardice mythology Apr 2012 #70
Umm.. Cold moon shadow.. maybe? Motown_Johnny Apr 2012 #73
Ladies and gentlemen... Phoebe Buffay! KamaAina Apr 2012 #81
I don't smell anything. applegrove Apr 2012 #84
Work your way to the far end.. denbot Apr 2012 #86
I've actually feined that once or twice with my cats to try and bond with them (I didn't actually applegrove Apr 2012 #87
She smells of guilt, and treachery, and diamonds, and leather. Bruce Wayne Apr 2012 #91
Ass. Layla smells like ass. AtomicKitten Apr 2012 #94
Wasn't there a South Park episode about this? jberryhill Apr 2012 #104
This has got to be the most dumbass post to get over 100 replies LynneSin Apr 2012 #106
Damn your insensitive soul TrogL Apr 2012 #107
Cat spit. n/t krispos42 Apr 2012 #125
Brick. She smells like warm brick. sakabatou Apr 2012 #126
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