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Major Nikon

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10. Think of all the negatives

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 05:14 PM

Apr 2012

Sucks as a dance partner

Hard to convince the cops why you should be able to use the HOV lane

No use whatsoever as a designated driver

Metal parts rust if left sleeping on the wet spot

The terror of waking up thinking your girlfriend is dead, only to realize she was never alive in the first place.

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And you thought your relationship was complicated... [View all] Major Nikon Apr 2012 OP

I think I might've dated the one with the pink hair.....eom lastlib Apr 2012 #1

I knew it! She told me I was the only one. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #2

There, there... HappyMe Apr 2012 #4

Those are mine. And I want them back. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #5

Lars and the Real Girl come true. nolabear Apr 2012 #3

It is. RiffRandell Apr 2012 #6

This didn't confuse me enough... Wait Wut Apr 2012 #7

Looks pretty uncomplicated to me NightWatcher Apr 2012 #8

Think of all the negatives Major Nikon Apr 2012 #10

For the picnic they stopped for some plastic take-out marzipanni Apr 2012 #9