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Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
38. You must drink quite frequently, then.
Wed Apr 4, 2012, 07:44 PM
Apr 2012

The Latvians told me that you almost crash their server when ordering on-line 'henna' through their website, four or five times a week.

Unfortunately my cat passed from time to eternity fifty five years ago. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #1
Clean cotton. hifiguy Apr 2012 #2
Dust, cat food, and kitty litter. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #3
Today, the probably smell like cats. Wait Wut Apr 2012 #4
ummm backwoodsbob Apr 2012 #5
Bad attitude graywarrior Apr 2012 #6
Dusty fur. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2012 #7
Dry kitty saliva, mostly. Arugula Latte Apr 2012 #8
Probably a good thing.... Demoiselle Apr 2012 #9
I love the smell of kitty fur in the morning, and the afternoon, and evening. Arugula Latte Apr 2012 #10
One smells like tuna, another like the litter box, and the other one just madinmaryland Apr 2012 #11
I don't have a damn cat taterguy Apr 2012 #12
Explains your sour disposition. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #18
How fucking dare you? taterguy Apr 2012 #20
Only if you were made out of sugar cane and gravity ceased working. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #21
I'm feeling alot of love between you 2 LynneSin Apr 2012 #22
Anyone that doesn't have a cat is a Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #27
I'm allergic to cats taterguy Apr 2012 #30
No, you aren't. You have convinced yourself that you are. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #32
YEAH... WHAT THEY SAID trueblue2007 Apr 2012 #89
How the fuck do you know what I'm made out of? taterguy Apr 2012 #26
Genetic sampling. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #28
All of my butts end up in the trash which ends up in the landfill taterguy Apr 2012 #29
Most garbagemen will save you just about anything for a free case of beer. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #31
I pay my bills online taterguy Apr 2012 #33
And Latvian hackers have all your passwords. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #35
I wanted some temporary tatoos taterguy Apr 2012 #36
You must drink quite frequently, then. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #38
Who are you to judge? taterguy Apr 2012 #39
Oh, I'm not judging you in the least. Not at all. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #41
A Mercedes? Why do you hate American unionized labor? taterguy Apr 2012 #45
The Latvian hacker collective bought it for me in Stuttgart, and had it shipped by air. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #46
That's IT. You have struck a nerve taterguy Apr 2012 #47
You know that 'doctor' you see uses horse tranquilizers on you. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #50
You got a problem with the Amish? taterguy Apr 2012 #51
You seem you be quite defensive on this subject. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #52
Hate Germans? I have a fetish for them. taterguy Apr 2012 #53
Is it the shiny black leather? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #54
It's all about precision engineering taterguy Apr 2012 #55
It's fairly well known that the vast majority of engineers in Germany Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #56
I started a thread about you 2 LynneSin Apr 2012 #58
We should have done this shit in one of your AOTD threads taterguy Apr 2012 #68
You don't know a god damn thing about German engineers taterguy Apr 2012 #59
I have an encyclopedic knowledge about the history of engineering in Germany. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #62
What's the ISBN? taterguy Apr 2012 #63
I said that I wrote a book, I never said it was published. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #64
Why write a book only one person would read? taterguy Apr 2012 #66
I didn't write it for gain, I write to add even just one more brick to the vast wall Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #67
I look forward to reading it taterguy Apr 2012 #71
Well, there aren't many pictures in it, so I suppose it isn't your cup of tea. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #72
Monkeys live in the jungle, not the sea taterguy Apr 2012 #74
Oh, so you're an expert in primate biology now, I suppose? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #75
I've seen a couple episodes of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom taterguy Apr 2012 #76
I bet the other people at the beach thought they saw a monkey Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #77
I never said I went swimming. taterguy Apr 2012 #78
Is that the excuse you use to not shower since 1975? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #79
Stop thinking about me taking a shower taterguy Apr 2012 #80
I can't help it. You take my breath away. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #82
Don't you have anything better to do? taterguy Apr 2012 #83
Sadly, no. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #85
I can't decide what's more of a waste of time . . . taterguy Apr 2012 #88
Look, just because you used to deliver pizzas to a publishing firm for their casual Fridays Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #90
How the fuck could I deliver pizzas on a bicycle? taterguy Apr 2012 #92
You must peddle that rickity contraption of yours r e a l l y s l o w l y. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #93
I'm capable of doing 30+ mph on a bike taterguy Apr 2012 #95
In other words, cold pizza. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #96
In other words, I don't deliver fucking pizzas taterguy Apr 2012 #97
If you had a kitty for a pet, you wouldn't be so angry all of the time. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #98
Transcendental this motherfucker taterguy Apr 2012 #99
Good thing Will Rogers is dead. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #100
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? taterguy Apr 2012 #101
Have you ever met His Serenity, the Dalai Lama? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #102
Maybe taterguy Apr 2012 #103
I'd think that one might remember that occasion and not equivocate about it...except for... Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #105
A lot of people have kicked my ass taterguy Apr 2012 #108
He may have thought you were The Buddha. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #109
That third grade beating was a repressed memory taterguy Apr 2012 #110
I married that girl. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #111
Damn right I'm crying taterguy Apr 2012 #112
I sense that you are really emotionally fragile right now. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #113
I sense that you have no sense of decency taterguy Apr 2012 #114
You besmirch my good nature, sirrah! Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #115
Jeans and a t-shirt taterguy Apr 2012 #116
Hippy. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #117
Hippy my ass, it's comfortable. taterguy Apr 2012 #118
Lemme get this straight...those are baggy jeans, right? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #119
Only a dumbass would admit to being on drugs taterguy Apr 2012 #120
When you throw one right down the middle like that, nice, fat, and slow Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #121
Enough with the fat comments taterguy Apr 2012 #122
Subliminal motivational techniques are the eat a double cheeseburger latest thing on the web. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #123
Sigh taterguy Apr 2012 #124
You sound a bit tired. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #127
Thanks for the diagnosis doctor taterguy Apr 2012 #128
I'll write a note for you to give your employer. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #129
The only exercise I get is working taterguy Apr 2012 #130
Backstabbing fellow employees is not actual 'exercise'. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #131
There's no water cooler where I work taterguy Apr 2012 #132
You're kind of a ruder version of Ronald Reagan. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #133
You're asking for proprietary information taterguy Apr 2012 #134
You know your boss would never fire you. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #135
How the fuck would you know? taterguy Apr 2013 #136
Because you make him look like a genius to upper management. Ikonoklast Apr 2013 #137
Here, this one's right up your alley. rug Apr 2012 #37
Lilith smells like cat fart JitterbugPerfume Apr 2012 #13
Shrimps, salmon... TUNA ... AsahinaKimi Apr 2012 #14
Elderberries. bluesbassman Apr 2012 #15
Clean blanket KT2000 Apr 2012 #16
cat. But my boyfriend smells like a mix of roses and warm cookies. alphafemale Apr 2012 #17
Revenge. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #19
cat spit madmom Apr 2012 #23
Hay. I always thought cats smelled like hay. /nt MatthewStLouis Apr 2012 #24
cat ashes and bone chips geardaddy Apr 2012 #25
Fresh Scented poop. Hell Hath No Fury Apr 2012 #34
Hear, hear!! Bertha Venation Apr 2012 #69
A sweet memory siligut Apr 2012 #40
My cat smells like a cat. meti57b Apr 2012 #42
Litter Box? tandot Apr 2012 #43
My kitties smell like contempt and loathing for humans.. denbot Apr 2012 #44
Pain. WilliamPitt Apr 2012 #48
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph Wiggum a la izquierda Apr 2012 #49
I don't have a cat, but my neighbor's cat smells like... Hepburn Apr 2012 #57
Fish breath. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #60
Poop, unfortunately MorningGlow Apr 2012 #61
A stuffed animal. Iris Apr 2012 #65
Cowardice mythology Apr 2012 #70
Umm.. Cold moon shadow.. maybe? Motown_Johnny Apr 2012 #73
Ladies and gentlemen... Phoebe Buffay! KamaAina Apr 2012 #81
I don't smell anything. applegrove Apr 2012 #84
Work your way to the far end.. denbot Apr 2012 #86
I've actually feined that once or twice with my cats to try and bond with them (I didn't actually applegrove Apr 2012 #87
She smells of guilt, and treachery, and diamonds, and leather. Bruce Wayne Apr 2012 #91
Ass. Layla smells like ass. AtomicKitten Apr 2012 #94
Wasn't there a South Park episode about this? jberryhill Apr 2012 #104
This has got to be the most dumbass post to get over 100 replies LynneSin Apr 2012 #106
Damn your insensitive soul TrogL Apr 2012 #107
Cat spit. n/t krispos42 Apr 2012 #125
Brick. She smells like warm brick. sakabatou Apr 2012 #126
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