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HopeHoops

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9. I don't have an image. That's from a REALLY old "top 50 things to do on an elevator" list.
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 07:11 PM
Mar 2012

Others:

- Wait for everything to get quiet and say to the person next to you, "I'm wearing new socks."

- Ride up and down all day and insist that everyone refer to you as "The Admiral"

- Push all of the buttons and get off and on at each floor.

- Get on with a fresh fish under your arm (big one) and half-way to the next stop ask, "Hey, who farted?"

It's a long list. I have it on a floppy disk somewhere (I've only got a few thousand of those).



Just stand facing the back. /nt TheMadMonk Mar 2012 #1
LOL! n/t Suich Mar 2012 #2
A much simpler one is getting on with a cooler marked "HUMAN HEAD". HopeHoops Mar 2012 #3
This one? sakabatou Mar 2012 #6
No, but that's REALLY funny!!!! HopeHoops Mar 2012 #7
Show me then. sakabatou Mar 2012 #8
I don't have an image. That's from a REALLY old "top 50 things to do on an elevator" list. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #9
... sakabatou Mar 2012 #10
See also... progressoid Mar 2012 #4
LOL sakabatou Mar 2012 #5
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